Jokes You Can Use:
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.
‘What in bag?’ asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, ‘It’s a bottle of sweet smelling cologne. I got it for my husband.’
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, ‘Good trade.’
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
When an eel bites your hand and that’s not what you planned
That’s a moray.
When our habits are strange and our customs deranged
That’s our mores.
When your horse munches straw and the bales total four
That’s some more hay.
When Othello’s poor wife, she gets stabbed with a knife
That’s a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight used a sword in a fight
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”
“It depends,” I replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”
He yelled back, “University of Oklahoma.”
A man and his wife, now in their 60’s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger…
Whoosh…immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
On Our Mind:
What have you gotten better at this year?
What do you still need to figure out or work on?
What’s keeping your kids from making big time gains (that are within our control)?
Yvonne. Good luck with the interviews.
Middle School Science Minute
by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or firstname.lastname@example.org)
The World Traveler Dave is unavailable this week. We have hopes that he will return with his uber valuable contributions next week.
From the Twitterverse:
|* shannonmmiller MapMaker Interactive – National Geographic Education http://ow.ly/4BEFX|
|* SuzanneWhisler RT @shannonmmiller Internet Safety Hangman….great review after internet safety lesson http://ow.ly/4BEAa (Free Tech for Teachers site)|
|* theresawhite RT @kylepace Apps for high school writing (PDF): http://bit.ly/ek88xQ #edtech #edapp|
|* web20classroom The Complete Educators Guide To Using Skype From @suewaters: http://bit.ly/fqQwta|
|*DigMo Easy Claymation Animation Techniques: iStopmotion is one of the best (and easiest) animation application… http://bit.ly/hHn6Du #edtech|
|*markbarnes19 Teachers nationwide criticized for Facebook usage http://www.mariettatimes.com/page/content.detail/id/535315/T… (cont) http://deck.ly/~Q2Mbs|
|*classblogs Twitter for #Teachers – Support Videos http://bit.ly/hwfjSm (via @tonnet)|
|*hasai 5 Failures Who Overcame the Odds digg.com/d361zob|
|*mguhlin Debunking 6 GoogleApps for Education Myths http://goo.gl/fb/pB4iB|
|*camlecolorado “@mountainteacher: The Complete Educator’s Guide to Using Skype effectively in the classroom bit.ly/ibcUTT”|
|*adamgolub @DianeRavitch Slogan: “You watch Channel One. We’ll clean up the scantron sheet.”|
|*BethRitterGuth RT @plugusin: Myths and Facts About the Impact of Technology on the Lives of American Teens. http://ow.ly/4yK41 #engchat|
|*lthumann Five Steps for Implementing a Successful 1:1 Environment | Edutopia diigo.com/0gmvm via @andycinek|
|*CarolJago Why metaphors matter http://tinyurl.com/3ppdddm by David Brooks.|
|*coolcatteacher MacdonaldTechForTeachers – iPad Apps for Education …cdonaldtechforteachers.wikispaces.com/iPad+Apps+for+…
|*drmmtatom Brainstorming – Google Across the Curriculum #fhucid http://tinyurl.com/455ak6g|
|*Larryferlazzo “Microsoft Word Now Includes Squiggly Blue Line To Alert Writer When Word Is Too Advanced For Mainstream Audience” http://onion.com/h9W3eW|
|*bivey MT @ncarroll24 What Kids Say is the Biggest Obstacle 2 Tech @ Schl rww.to/eSeLzQ via @JenniferBarnett <They c mobile device potential.|
|*blairteach Nicely done. RT @SuzanneWhisler: Teaching with Technology in the Middle: Diigo for Digital Writing Reflection http://bit.ly/eMayq7|
|#midleved Middle Level Ed Chat takes place in the Twitterverse on Fridays at 8:00 pm EST. Please join in the conversation.|
Federal Budget’s Approval Sets Stage for Future Battles
By Alyson Klein
Education advocates are already bracing for protracted budget battles in the coming year, even as they sort the winners and losers in the bill approved by Congress on Thursday financing the U.S. Department of Education and the rest of the federal government through September.
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NASA releases sky-mapping archive
By Alicia Chang, Associated Press
NASA has released a trove of data from its sky-mapping mission, allowing scientists and anyone with access to the Internet to peruse millions of galaxies, stars, asteroids and other hard-to-see objects.
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Events & Happenings:
Calendar of Events:
- National Conference: Thursday, November 08, 2011 —Saturday, November 10, 2011 Louisville, Kentucky.
- Promotional Materials:
- Crossword Puzzle! (Maryland Conference)
- Promotional Materials:
- Other News:
- ISTE Eduverse Talks are the recorded sessions held on ISTE Island every week. Join ISTE in their Second Life conference location for their weekly talks on education.
- The ISTE Special Interest Group: Virtual Environments is holding meetings on Mondays from 4:00 – 6:00 pm (SLT) on ISTE Island.
Ohio Middle Level Association:
- The Ohio Middle Level Association will hold their annual conference February 17 – 18, 2011 at The Easton in Columbus, OH.
- The Michigan Association of Middle School Educators Annual Conference is coming up March 2012 in Warren Woods, MI.
- The National Substitute Teacher Association’s Annual Conference July 22-24.
- The North Carolina Middle School Association’s Annual Conference March 13-15, 2011
- Classroom 2.0’s Live Calendar.
- Second Life:
- Regular Tuesday meetings are scheduled. See the board on the ISTE Island for up to the minute details. Check frequently this week as the ISTE Annual Convention is this week.
- Video: Educational Uses of Second Life