MSM 274:  The length of a paycheck correlated with the amount of time spent listening to podcasts . . .

 

Presented in collaboration with the Association for Middle Level Education.

Jokes You Can Use:

Notice to Employees (Includes Part Time Workers)

 

SICKNESS

We will no longer accept your doctors’ statements as proof.

We believe if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to work.

 

LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR SURGERY

We are no longer allowing this practice. As long as you are employed here, you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for. Anyone having operations will be FIRED immediately.

 

PREGNANCY

In the event of extreme pregnancy, you will be allowed to go to the first aid room when the pains are FIVE MINUTES apart. If it is false labor, you will have to take an hour’s leave without pay.

 

DEATH

This will be accepted as an excuse, BUT we would like two weeks notice, as we feel it is your duty to teach someone your job prior to . . . or after death.

 

This new benefit program started yesterday.

The Management

 

What did the spider email to the fly?

Visit my Web site!

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.” So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?” Satan replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.” God replies, “What??? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he should never have gotten down there; send him up here.” Satan says, “No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.” God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.” Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”

What is worse than a giraffe with a sore neck?

A centipede with athlete’s foot.

 

Where did the kittens go on their class trip?

To a mewseum.

 

A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday how does he do it?

The horses name is Friday

Middle Schooler orders pizza. He gets a large. Just before it’s cut, he asks how many pieces.

Eileen Award:

  • Google+: Neil Sandham

Advisory:

 

How Far Your Paycheck Goes, In 356 U.S. Cities

 

http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2014/05/20/313131559/how-far-your-paycheck-goes-in-356-u-s-cities

Caffeine

It’s not just in coffee anymore. From drinks to jerky to gum, caffeine is everywhere. In our latest video, we take a look at the science behind the world’s most popular drug, including why that little molecule keeps you awake and reveal just how much caffeine is too much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuJOhpNS0IY

What is “Pretty”?

http://www.whatispretty.com/#/

How the Blind see beauty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlcx_q8u_YI#t=27

Citizenship Test

 

http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2014/05/americans-get-asked-questions-from-us.html

http://www.uscis.gov/citizenship/teachers/educational-products/100-civics-questions-and-answers-mp3-audio-english-version

Middle School Science Minute

byDave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

 

MIDDLE SCHOOL SCIENCE MINUTE-PLACE-FAMOUS SCIENTISTS

 

I was recently reading the February, 2014 issue of Science Scope, a magazine written for Middle School Science Teachers, published by the National Science Teachers Association.  In this issue, I was reading the article, “Science Evolving,” written by Elizabeth Chick.

In this article, Chick explains how she developed a yearlong study of famous life scientists to bring together the Common Core for English Language Arts with the Nature of Science, found in the Next Generation Science Standards.

 

http://k12science.net/Podcast/Podcast/Entries/2014/3/17_Middle_School_Science_Minute-Place-Famous_Scientists.html

 

From the Twitterverse:

Jason Eifling ‏@jeifling

NPR Launches Database of Best Commencement Speeches Ever#graduation http://zite.to/1odx19S

Will Richardson ‏@willrich45

Posted yesterday: “The Real Stranger Danger”http://buff.ly/1nEbtj5 #edchat#education#parenting#edleadership

Heather Aston@Heather_Aston 

@lparren: Projects to Engage Middle School Readershttp://www.edutopia.org/blog/projects-engage-middle-school-readers-beth-holland via@edutopia#anesu#cisdlib#eastbroncos

Derek McCoy ‏@mccoyderek 1h

50+ Ways a Tablet Can Make You a More Effective Teacherhttp://ow.ly/x4IdG

MiddleWeb ‏@middleweb

RT@CharlesMBlow: This Teen Has Published Two Books Before Graduating From Middle Schoolhttp://huff.to/1lRHQJT #mschat@amle

Monte Tatom@drmmtatom ·

Apple’s Official Guide To Teaching With Apps ~#fhuedu642#fhucid#tn_teta#edwebchat#sigadmin =>@MSMatters http://zite.to/1r0bK5E

Rick Wormeli ‏@RickWormeli 

Unrecoverable zeroes and F’s give students excuse to drop the effort, avoid the learning. Why bother? The brain seeks self-preservation.

Richard Byrne ‏@rmbyrne

Create a Mobile Language Lesson With QR Voicehttp://ow.ly/wYI35

Kerry Walker ‏@kerrywalker55

@TopInventionss: Watermelons are square in Japan so they’re easier to stackpic.twitter.com/pNskulwN0n”wow thinking outside the square

Craig Vroom ‏@Vroom6 10h

10 Ways to Measure A Successful Year, So Far.http://www.fueling-education.com/2014/05/measuring-successful-year-so-far.html?spref=tw …#edchat@justintarte@casas_jimmy@TonySinanis@gcouros

Scott Newcomb@SNewco 11h

RT@mccoyderek: Wonderful Guide to The Use of Rubrics in Educationhttp://ow.ly/3kIhLc #edchat

Monte Tatom@drmmtatom · May 22

Create Your Own Personalized Podcast Using@Voxer via@Joe_Mazza ~#fhuedu642#sigadmin#edwebchat#tn_tetahttp://zite.to/RVT3Aa

Monte Tatom@drmmtatom

Teaching Character: The Choices We Make ~#fhupsy306#fhuedu610http://zite.to/1oW29L7

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!”

 

Strategies:

Spurious Correlations

http://www.tylervigen.com/

 

Open Rocket

OpenRocket is a free, fully featured model rocket simulator that allows you to design and simulate your rockets before actually building and flying them.

The main features include:

  • Six-degree-of-freedom flight simulation
  • Automatic design optimization
  • Realtime simulated altitude, velocity and acceleration display
  • Staging and clustering support
  • Cross-platform (Java-based)

http://scholasticadministrator.typepad.com/thisweekineducation/2014/05/quotes-.html#.U4CsUVhdX71

http://openrocket.sourceforge.net

Engaging 6th Graders With Coding

This week I am giving some guest bloggers the opportunity to share their ideas and experiences. This is a post from Alison Franz.

http://www.freetech4teachers.com/2014/05/engaging-6th-graders-with-coding.html#.U4CqY1hdX70

Resources:

 

AMLE Book Clearance

 

http://www.amle.org/Shop/Closeouts.aspx

 

Kaizena

Kaizena allows teachers to provide audio feedback on shared Google Docs. This must be added through the App Store.

https://kaizena.com/

 

Random Thoughts . . .

Kids will still go to physical schools, to socialize and be guided by teachers, but as much, if not more, learning will take place employing carefully designed educational tools in the spirit of today’s Khan Academy –modular learning tailored to a student’s needs.

— Google gurus Eric Schmidt and Jared Cohen pp 21-22 of  THE NEW DIGITAL AGE: Transforming Nations, Businesses, and Our Lives (Vintage)

http://scholasticadministrator.typepad.com/thisweekineducation/2014/05/quotes-.html#.U4CsUVhdX71

 

eCommunity for Moodle

 

Personal Web Site

 

MSM 273:  Maestro, my Kindergartener is now “College and Career Ready”.

Presented in collaboration with the Association for Middle Level Education.

Jokes You Can Use:

“They call him Maestro”

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. “This one’s $5,000 and the other is $10,000.” the clerk said. “Wow! What does the $5,000 one do?” “This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote.” “And the other?” said the customer. “This one can sing Wagner’s entire Ring cycle. There’s another one in the back room for $30,000.” “Holy moly! What does that one do?” “Nothing that I can tell, but the other two parrots call him ‘Maestro’.”

A wife asks her husband, a software engineer…

“Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!” A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, “Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?” He replied, “They had eggs.”

 

To the optimist, the glass is half-full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.

To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/21-jokes-so-stupid-theyre-actually-funny

Eileen Award:

  • Twitter:  Jason Hovey, Tara Becker-Utess, Anna Asti, Andrea McKay, Kevin Sigaty, Jerri Wood,
  • Google+: Heather Valdespino

Advisory:

 

10 Jobs that will

 

http://mashable.com/2014/04/28/jobs-of-the-future/

Middle School Science Minute

byDave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

MIDDLE SCHOOL SCIENCE MINUTE-HAND WASHING

 

I was recently reading the January, 2014 issue of Science Scope, a magazine written for Middle School Science Teachers, published by the National Science Teachers Association.  One of my favorite sections in each Science Scope is the “Scope on Safety” section, written by Ken Roy, Director of Environmental Health and Safety for Glastonbury Public Schools.

Ken shares his advice on hand washing.

From the Twitterverse:

Monte Tatom ‏@drmmtatom 10h

Blended learning simplified & explained in video  http://feedly.com/k/1k95i73 ~#sigadmin#tn_teta#fhuedu642 =>@MSMatters

Monte Tatom ‏@drmmtatom 15h

Some Notable Tools & Apps for Special Needs Students  http://feedly.com/k/1jPKFgz ~#fhuspe348#spedchat#edwebchat =>@MSMatters

Monte Tatom@drmmtatom 15h

End of School Year Tools for Creative Summative Assessment  http://feedly.com/k/1sA77L3 ~#fhuedu642#tn_teta#edwebchat =>@MSMatters

Monte Tatom ‏@drmmtatom May 15

New C-SPAN Bell Ringers – Good Lesson Ideas for Social Studies Teachers  http://feedly.com/k/RVl7Uq ~#histedchat#fhuedu320 =>@MSMatters

Monte Tatom ‏@drmmtatom May 15

New: 11 of the best iOS and Android apps  http://feedly.com/k/1va0inE ~#tn_teta#sigadmin#fhuedu320#edwebchat =>@MSMatters

Monte Tatom ‏@drmmtatom May 15

The Anatomy of Project Based Learning Process  http://feedly.com/k/1v9Tma5 ~#tn_teta#fhuedu642#edwebchat =>@MSMatters

Monte Tatom ‏@drmmtatom May 9

7 Effective Ways to Engage on@Twitter http://feedly.com/k/1oxtwIh ~#fhuedu642#tn_teta#sigadmin =>@MSMatters

Monte Tatom ‏@drmmtatom May 7

Edmodo Snapshot – Quickly Create Common Core-aligned Assessments  http://feedly.com/k/1no4Jqh ~#edwebchat#fhuedu320#tn_teta =>@MSMatters

Scott McLeod@mcleod · May 15

Activate Instruction | A free tool to personalize learning

Scott McLeod@mcleod · May 13

For Students, the Importance of Doing Work That Matters |@MindShiftKQED

Scott McLeod@mcleod · May 10

4 Powerful Formative Assessment Tools For The Chromebook Classroom |@edudemichttp://bit.ly/1uOwug9

Robin Ashford@rashford 8m

The British Library has just launched a major new website for digital manuscripts, well worth exploring:http://bit.ly/1lsYBL7 via@wcronon

Bill Cronon@wcronon May 14

If you ever wonder about how long your old CD’s will last, here’s what the Library of Congress thinks. Be worried.http://bit.ly/1nPViQw

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!”

 

Strategies:

Google Lesson Plans

We’ve created a series of lessons to help you guide your students to use search meaningfully in their schoolwork and beyond.

On this page, you’ll find Search Literacy lessons and A Google A Day classroom challenges. Our search literacy lessons help you meet the new Common Core State Standards and are broken down based on level of expertise in search: Beginner, Intermediate, or Advanced.

A Google A Day challenges help your students put their search skills to the test, and to get your classroom engaged and excited about using technology to discover the world around them.

http://www.google.com/insidesearch/searcheducation/lessons.html

Resources:

Curriculet

Create/Use classroom texts that include mark ups, notes, and quizzes. Uses Google sign in.

www.curriculet.com

 

Twine is an open-source tool for telling interactive, nonlinear stories.

http://twinery.org/

 

Google Classroom

Welcome to a preview of Classroom, a new tool coming to Google Apps for Education. Classroom weaves together Google Docs, Drive and Gmail to help teachers create and organize assignments quickly, provide feedback efficiently, and communicate with their classes with ease. And it lets students organize their work, complete and turn it in, and communicate directly with their teachers and peers.

Classroom was designed hand-in-hand with teachers to help them save time, keep classes organized, and improve communication with students.

http://www.google.com/edu/classroom/

Web Spotlight:

Digital Reading Poses Learning Challenges for Students

By Benjamin Herold

Comprehension may suffer when students read on the digital devices now flooding into classrooms, an emerging body of research suggests.

When reading on screens, for example, people seem to reflexively skim the surface of texts in search of specific information, rather than dive in deeply in order to draw inferences, construct complex arguments, or make connections to their own experiences. Research has also found that students, when reading digitally, tend to discard familiar print-based strategies for boosting comprehension.

And many of the multimedia elements, animations, and interactive features found in e-books appear to function primarily as amusing distractions.

…also quick to acknowledge a big problem: “I understand better when [text] is on paper, because it’s all right there, and it’s not skipping ahead and back all the time.”

A study last year by Heather R. and Jordan T. Schugar, a wife-and-husband research team at Westchester University of Pennsylvania, found that a small sample of students comprehended traditional books at “a much higher level” than they comprehended the same material when read on an iPad.

 

“We live in two worlds now,” she said. “We have to adapt.”

http://www.edweek.org/ew/articles/2014/05/07/30reading_ep.h33.html?tkn=PMMFo4tLGmh6NCiNzQJqSzJEzUsX5Cmy25wx&cmp=ENL-DD-NEWS1

Kindergarten show canceled so kids can keep studying to become ‘college and career ready.’ Really.

An annual year-end kindergarten show has been canceled at a New York school because the kids have to keep working so they will be “college and career” ready. Really.

 

This didn’t come out of the blue. Kindergarten (and even preschool) has increasingly become academic — at the expense of things such as recess and the arts — in this era of standardized test-based school reform.

 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/answer-sheet/wp/2014/04/26/kindergarten-show-canceled-so-kids-can-keep-working-to-become-college-and-career-ready-reallyV

Random Thoughts . . .

eCommunity for Moodle

Personal Web Site