Month: January 2015

Jokes You Can Use:

A woman visited a modern-art gallery. One painting was bright blue with vivid orange swirls and the one hanging next to it was black with lime-green splotches.

The artist stood nearby, so as politely as she could, the woman said to him, “I’m sorry, but I just don’t understand you paintings.”

“I paint what I feel inside me,” the artist replied.

“I see,” the woman replied innocently. “Have you tried Alka-Seltzer?”

 

A corny talk on the farm…

Do you know what the lettuce asked the radish? Let us be best friends?

And what did the radish answer? You naughty thing, you make me blush! you make me reddish!

 

Two old friends met by chance on the street. After chatting for some time one said to the other, “I’m terribly sorry, but I’ve forgotten your name. You’ll need to tell me”.

The other stared at him thoughtfully for a long time, then replied, “How soon do you need to know?”

 

A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways. The interviewer asked him: “Do you know how to use the equipment?” “Yes”, the boy replied. “Then what would you do if you realized that 2 trains, one from this station and one from the next were going to crash because they were on the same track?” The young applicant thought and replied “I’d press the button to change the points without hesitation.” “What if the button was frozen and wouldn’t work?” “I’d run outside and pull the lever to change the points manually” “And if the lever was broken?” “I’d get on the phone to the next station and tell them to change the points,” he replied. “And if the phone was broken and needed an electrician to fix it?” The boy thought about that one. “I’d run into town and get my uncle” “Is your uncle an electrician?” “No, but he’s never seen a train crash before!”

Eileen Award:

• Twitter: Shane Howard, Ryan Coxx, Brad Bridges

 

Advisory:

Physical Fitness

http://www.cgsc.edu/carl/docrepository/FM21_20_1946.pdf

 

Yelp! Reviews

Have student write Yelp! like reviews of local restaurants.

 

Memory

Did you know about these 7 ways to improve your memory?

1. Synaesthesia
2. Landmarks
3. The Peg System
4. Rhymes
5. Mnemonics
6. Remembering people’s names
7. Repetition

http://bookboon.com/blog/2013/07/did-you-know-about-these-7-ways-to-improve-your-memory/

 

 

20 Life Lessons Everyone Should Learn from Chef

http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/20-life-lessons-everyone-should-learn-from-chefs.html

 

 

The weird science behind first impressions

POSTED BY JORY MACKAY

First impressions can make or break your career.

http://blog.pickcrew.com/weird-science-first-impressions/

 

Champions Against Bullying: Too Late

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1HrCiLK7wc&app=desktop

Middle School Science Minute

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

 

Water Rockets

 

I was recently reading the November, 2014 issue of “Science Scope,” a magazine written for middle school science teachers, published by the National Science Teachers Association.

 

In this issue, I read an article entitled “Redesigning the Water Rocket,” written by Allison Antink Meyer and Stephen Bartos.  The activities described in this article were developed to frame physical-science concepts appropriate to seventh- and eighth-grade classrooms in the context of a multiphase engineering-design challenge.

 

Dave

 

http://k12science.net/Podcast/Podcast/Entries/2014/12/23_Middle_School_Science_Minute-Water_Rockets.html

 

From the Twitterverse:

Calvin and Hobbes ‏@Calvinn_HobbesLow expectations, no tensions!

Susan M. Bearden ‏@s_beardenThere’s a calendar of edu Twitter chats within @tweechmeapp – makes it easy to add to your mobile device calendar 🙂 #nt2t

Mikkel Storaasli ‏@MStoraasliWell, this just got interesting. Chicago Public Schools defies mandate on new standardized exam, #PARCC http://ow.ly/HtTsr  #CCSS

Diane Ravitch ‏@DianeRavitchTeacher: The Néw High School Equivalency Exam is a Travesty http://wp.me/p2odLa-9ml

Vicki Davis ‏@coolcatteacherNEW BLOG! RT @edutopia: 5 Fantastic, Fast Formative Assessment Tools: http://j.mp/1CjfpfW  via @coolcatteacher

Monte Tatom @drmmtatom  ·  7 Ways Students Use Diigo To Do Research & Collaborative Project Work ~ #fhuedu642 #tn_teta #edwebchat => @MSMatters http://ln.is/com/3FmNE

Jay McTighe ‏@jaymctigheGrant Wiggins’ response to the ED Week article, Differentiation Doesn’t Work. https://grantwiggins.wordpress.com/2015/01/15/on-differentiation-a-reply-to-a-rant-and-a-posing-of-questions/ …

MiddleWeb ‏@middlewebMT @rickwormeli2: Also check out Tomlinson’s http://Differentiationcentral.com  for more responses to Mike Schmoker and others who diss differentiation.

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!”

 

Strategies:

Differentiation Doesn’t Work

Let’s review the educational cure-alls of past decades: back to basics, the open classroom, whole language, constructivism, and E.D. Hirsch’s excruciatingly detailed accounts of what every 1st or 3rd grader should know, to name a few.

Starting with the gifted-education community in the late 1960s, differentiation didn’t get its mojo going until regular educators jumped onto the bandwagon in the 1980s.

Differentiation is a failure, a farce, and the ultimate educational joke played on countless educators and students.

In theory, differentiation sounds great, as it takes several important factors of student learning into account:

• It seeks to determine what students already know and what they still need to learn.
• It allows students to demonstrate what they know through multiple methods.
• It encourages students and teachers to add depth and complexity to the learning/teaching process.

Although fine in theory, differentiation in practice is harder to implement in a heterogeneous classroom than it is to juggle with one arm tied behind your back.

‘We couldn’t answer the question … because no one was actually differentiating,’

“In every case, differentiated instruction seemed to complicate teachers’ work, requiring them to procure and assemble multiple sets of materials, … and it dumbed down instruction.”

It seems that, when it comes to differentiation, teachers are either not doing it at all, or beating themselves up for not doing it as well as they’re supposed to be doing it. Either way, the verdict is clear: Differentiation is a promise unfulfilled, a boondoggle of massive proportions.

The biggest reason differentiation doesn’t work, and never will, is the way students are deployed in most of our nation’s classrooms.

It seems to me that the only educators who assert that differentiation is doable are those who have never tried to implement it themselves: university professors, curriculum coordinators, and school principals.

Differentiation is a cheap way out for school districts to pay lip service to those who demand that each child be educated to his or her fullest potential.

Do we expect an oncologist to be able to treat glaucoma?

Do we expect a criminal prosecutor to be able to decipher patent law?

Do we expect a concert pianist to be able to play the clarinet equally well?

No, no, no.

However, when the education of our nation’s young people is at stake, we toss together into one classroom every possible learning strength and disability and expect a single teacher to be able to work academic miracles with every kid … as long as said teacher is willing to differentiate, of course.

A second reason that differentiation has been a failure is that we’re not exactly sure what it is we are differentiating: Is it the curriculum or the instructional methods used to deliver it? Or both?

The terms “differentiated instruction” and “differentiated curriculum” are used interchangeably, yet they are not synonyms.

Differentiation might have a chance to work if we are willing, as a nation, to return to the days when students of similar abilities were placed in classes with other students whose learning needs paralleled their own. Until that time, differentiation will continue to be what it has become: a losing proposition for both students and teachers, and yet one more panacea that did not pan out.

http://www.edweek.org/ew/articles/2015/01/07/differentiation-doesnt-work.html

Responses:

https://grantwiggins.wordpress.com/2015/01/15/on-differentiation-a-reply-to-a-rant-and-a-posing-of-questions/

http://differentiationcentral.com/

 

Random Thoughts . . .

Personal Web Site

 

Jokes You Can Use:

A guy found a penguin and showed him to a policeman.

The policeman said, “Take that penguin to the zoo, now.”

Next day the policeman sees the man with the penguin again.

The policeman stops the guy and says, I told you yesterday to take the penguin to the Zoo, what on earth are you doing with the penguin in your truck again?”

The guy says, “What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and today I’m taking him to the movies.”

 

 

Teacher to a student: “Can you think of a solution to end unemployment?”

“Yes, sir! I’d put all the men on one island and the women on another.”

“And what would they be doing then?”

“Building boats!”

 

A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way. With a stream of crisp commands, he had the decks buzzing with men. The ship steamed out of the channel and soon the port was far behind.

The ensign’s efficiency has been remarkable. In fact, the deck was abuzz with talk that he had set a new record for getting a destroyer under way. The ensign glowed at his accomplishment and was not all surprised when another seaman approached him with a message from the captain.

He was, however, a bit surprised to find that it was a radio message, and he was even more surprised when he read, “My personal congratulations upon completing your underway preparation exercise according to the book and with amazing speed. In your haste, however, you have overlooked one of the unwritten rules — Make Sure The Captain Is Aboard Before Getting Under Way.”

 

 

A man steals paintings from a museum and gets a few blocks away, runs out of gas and the cops catch him. When asked what happened he replied…”I didn’t have enough Monet to pay for Degas to make the Van Gogh!!!!

Eileen Award:

• Twitter: Pete Jabbour, Julie George

 

Advisory:

Singer’s Paradox

http://sethgodin.typepad.com/seths_blog/2014/12/cutting-through-singers-paradox.html

 

 

20 Life Lessons from Harry Potter

http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/20-life-lessons-learned-from-harry-potter.html

 

 

Rememberlutions

It’s called a “rememberlutions” jar and it’ll make you feel good all year.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alannaokun/im-so-im-so-proud-of-you#.ayRB1xJJZ

 

 

Middle School Science Minute

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

EQuIP Rubric

 

I was recently reading the November, 2014 issue of “Science Scope,” a magazine written for middle school science teachers, published by the National Science Teachers Association.

 

In this issue, I read the Editor’s Roundtable, written by Inez Liftig, the editor of Science Scope.  Her topic for the month was: EQuIP-A Tool to Help Keep the NGSS on Course.”  The EQuIP Rubric provides “criteria by which to measure the alignment and overall quality of lessons and units with respect to the NGSS.”

 

http://k12science.net/Podcast/Podcast/Entries/2014/12/12_Middle_School_Science_Minute-EQuIP_Rubric.html

 

From the Twitterverse:

Jeff Crews ‏@crewsertech3 Good Resources to Download Public Domain Educational Videos: January 2, 2015 Below are some good platforms … http://ln.is/com/9msrA

Chromebook Institute ‏@ChromebookInstChromecast Add-Ons to Play Various Video File Formats http://zite.to/1tHWT23

Jeff Crews ‏@crewsertechTeachers Easy Guide to Creating Quiz Shows on Google Drive: January 3, 2015 Flippity is a powerful web tool th… http://ln.is/com/tsurw

Brad Meltzer ‏@bradmeltzerIf you liked #LostHistory, here’s the cover to my new historical thriller, out in June. The President’s Shadow: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/044655393X/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1420261143&sr=8-1 …

Luann ChristensenLee ‏@stardiverr@shareski If I’m reading this right, Chrome appears to be, um. sneaky. 1 window with 1 tab open in FF and in Chrome.

Dr. LaTonya Goffney ‏@drgoffneyTop 15 apps for Educators in 2014 – http://go.shr.lc/1xilY2P  via @Shareaholic

Shelley Joan Weiss ‏@ShelleyJoWeissWhat Drives a Great Lesson? http://fb.me/71XWFhR7e

Teachers.Net ‏@TeachersNetAlfie Kohn: GRIT – A Skeptical Look at the Latest Educational Fad http://gazette.teachers.net/gazette/wordpress/alfie-kohn/grit-a-skeptical-look-at-the-latest-educational-fad/ … via @TeachersNet

Monte Tatom @drmmtatom  ·  “@MindShiftKQED: 7 Big Hurdles In Education & Ideas For Solving Them http://ow.ly/Ejfvb  @DigitalPromise ”

Mark Hess ‏@MarkHess98Trading Cards – ReadWriteThink. Great app. Check it out. #wleced http://www.readwritethink.org/classroom-resources/mobile-apps/trading-cards-30922.html?utm_source=socmedia&utm_medium=updates&utm_campaign=tlg …

Scott McLeod ‏@mcleodTeacher hopefuls go through big data wringer http://politi.co/1xF0oV3

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!”

 

Rat Hole:

Prijector

Prijector is a slick and powerful device that directly connects to your Television or to any Projector. It enables one to share their

full-screen and present wirelessly from Windows, Linux, Mac, iOS and Android Devices.

Prijector makes every meeting room video conferencing capable by running apps like Skype, Microsoft Lync, Google Hangouts and more.

https://prijector.com/

 

 

Strategies:

E-Learning Challenges

https://community.articulate.com/search?tags%5B%5D=E-Learning+Challenges

 

 

Resources:

Google Chrome Extensions Every Teacher should try (ALL FREE)

http://www.edudemic.com/free-google-chrome-extensions-for-teachers/

 

Neil deGrasse Tyson Selects the Eight Books Every Intelligent Person on the Planet Should Read

by Maria Popova

Neat bonus. All of them can be found for free.

http://www.brainpickings.org/2014/12/29/neil-degrasse-tyson-reading-list/

 

Web Spotlight:

 

Why Reading Matters: An Interview with a School Leader

http://www.edutopia.org/blog/why-reading-matters-interview-school-leader-bob-lenz

 

 

In Teaching Algebra, the Not-So-Secret Way to Students’ Hearts

http://blogs.kqed.org/mindshift/2013/12/to-learn-algebra-the-not-so-secret-way-to-students-hearts/

 

Random Thoughts . . .

Personal Web Site