MSM 518: And This is How I Find Out If They Read It or Not!

Summary:

Shawn and Troy discuss how the kids are doing coming back to school. Are there gaps (learning, social, behavioral)? Kids are making connections with adults. Learn about helping students study. Dave tells us which came first the Chicken or the Egg?

Jokes:  

If you ever get locked out of your house, why is it important to talk calmly? 


I was trying to help my wife with her crossword puzzle the other day. The clue was, “Overworked mailman”. I asked how many letters. She said, “I’m guessing too many”. 


I friend just got a personalized license plate: BAA BAA

  • It’s for a Black Jeep

Did you know that Mortal Kombat is actually based on an old Scandinavian church song?

  • Yes,  Finnish Hymn

Tom Cruise has succeeded 6 times in a row. Why do they keep calling them “Mission Impossible?”


Did you hear about the two silk worms that had a race?

  • They ended in a tie

I have a friend who is starting a new business. It’s a kissing booth where you can have one last kiss with someone you used to date. It’s called “Great Ex Peck Stations”. 


Did you hear about the invisible man and the invisible woman who got married? I’m not sure what they saw in each other, and their kids are nothing to look at. 




I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is. 


Advisory:  

Ernie Johnson: ‘Make somebody’s life Better’ ‘There’s value in everybody’

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

“Which Came First – the Chicken or the Egg?”

I was recently reading the July/August 2021 issue of “Science & Children” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.  In this issue, I read the section “Science 101” written by Matt Bobrowsky.  Matt wrote an article entitled “Which Came First – the Chicken or the Egg?”

This is one of those questions that people jokingly ask assuming there is no answer to it – like “If a tree falls in a forest….” In this podcast we realize how the methods of science can provide us with “egg-celent” answers to so many questions.

http://k12science.net/the-chicken-or-the-egg/

Reports from the Front Lines

  • Tiktok “Challenge”/Vandalism – Soap in the Toilet  
  • Flu Shot + Shingles Shot = Ouch!  
  • Learning Gap?
  • Social Gap?
  • Behavior Gap?

The Twitterverse  

Typical EduCelebrity @EduCelebrity

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it’s still September.

Alice Keeler  @alicekeeler

Using Google Slides Game Board – Free Template For Teachers Use http://alicekeeler.com/slidesgameboard to create a game for your class.

Kelly Malloy @kellys3ps

Please and thank you!

Daniel Pink @DanielPink  

Too little free time burns us out. But too *much* free time bores us out. So, chill this weekend — but also do things that are active, productive, and meaningful.

https://t.co/SQWMwZaFPB?amp=1

Phyllis Fagell, LCPC  @Pfagell

4th grade boy: “I’m producing a TV show and holding auditions all recess.” Me: “What will you do if someone is disappointed with their part?” Boy: “As I told them all earlier, that’s just part of show biz.”

Bob Harrison  @bharrisonEDU

I’ve met with too many students and parents who were not doing well in a class, but were convinced they were “studying hard”. I always ask them what they are doing as they study. Here are 6 concrete strategies that can work across the curriculum:

https://t.co/mMHCuXBo2Q?amp=1

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!” 

Strategies:  

Thou Shalt Not Commit Logical Fallacies

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/#annotations:D4N_PBlGEeyqLZ8PY3dDNQ

Resources:  

The Festival Near You

This year, the Library of Congress brings the National Book Festival closer to home. On each state’s page, you can find events such as watch parties, community conversations, story walks, poetry slams, book club meetings and more, brought to you by local organizations and affiliate Centers for the Book. You can also find information about each affiliate Center’s Great Reads from Great Places book pick and watch the video series. Select a state or territory below, or view all local events to create your personal Festival Near You experience.

https://www.loc.gov/events/2021-national-book-festival/festival-information/festival-near-you/?loclr=blognbf#annotations:-lLlMBzTEeyte9u7fcTg5A

 

The Critical Thinking Quiz

See if you can pick which fallacies are being committed in the following absurd examples.

https://www.schoolofthought.org/critical-thinking-quiz#annotations:BJBhMBlGEey3LeutpHRnDQ

Web Spotlight:  

AXIS:  The Culture Translator

  1. Toxicity Levels – Internal documents published by the Wall Street Journal reveal that Facebook knows how damaging its Instagram app can be for teen girls.  
  2. Gamers have replaced traditional celebrities with 13-39 year olds:  Based on input from 13-39 year olds, YPulse has put together a helpful list of some of the most-followed YouTubers and streamers in the gaming world.
  3. Slang of the Week:  Big Yikes: When you take something well-intentioned just a little bit too far..  Soft Launch:  When you post pictures of a budding romance, but nothing definitive to say there’s a relationship between two people.  

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MSM 517: Part of a Greater Strategy for Taking Over The World

Jokes:  

May be an image of text that says 'I was walking past a farm and a sign said 'Duck, eggs'. I thought: "That's an unnecessary comma and then it hit me."'

Want to hear a joke about construction?

  • Wait, I’m still working on it

Someone broke into my garage and stole my limbo bar. 

  • Seriously, how low can you go. 

Who built the Round Table?

  • Sir Cumference

I just finished writing an essay on penguins. 

  • It would’ve been a lot easier to on paper.

May be an image of 4 people and text that says 'I'm addicted to buying old Beatles records. Sounds like you need help. No, I already have that one.'

May be a cartoon of text

I’m writing about all the things I ought to do before I die.

  • Yep, it’s my oughtobiography

May be an image of 3 people and text that says 'HI,MS HI, MY NAME IS SIRIUS BUT I WANT TO BE SIRIUS SHIRLEY YOU CANT BE SIRIUS'

May be a cartoon of text that says 'TODAY'S SPECIAL BY MIKE OSTRESH TO HAVE AND TO HOLD FROM THIS DAY FORWARD- TO PLACE YOU BEFORE ME EXCEPT AFTER c ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE. 2018 C WEDDING VOWELS'

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

The Great Sunflower Project

I was recently reading the July/August 2021 issue of “Science Scope” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.  In this issue, I read the section “Citizen Science” written by Jill Nugent.  Jill wrote an article entitled “The Great Sunflower Project.”

The Great Sunflower Project launched in 2008 to address questions about pollinator populations across varying habitats including urban, rural, and suburban landscapes.  The project has over 100,000 participants contributing to pollinator citizen science.  For more information, please visit:

https://www.greatsunflower.org

http://k12science.net/the-great-sunflower-project/

Reports from the Front Lines

  • Sept. 11th Anniversary
  • Second week with kids
  • Parent Conferences 
  • Setting up the students for “How We Do Things” becoming the standard.  

The Twitterverse  

Typical EduCelebrity  @EduCelebrity

Good teachers see the weekend as two days of being deprived of the classroom. They mourn the lack of instructional opportunities. If you are glad that it’s the weekend, then people would be glad if you found another line of work.  

MMUKrull  @Krullsworld

This is a dangerous paradigm that encourages tireless self-sacrifice. Good teachers, and good humans, recognize the need for life balance and that time away from work makes you more effective. They need to see this in themselves, so they can also promote it in their students.

Typical EduCelebrity @EduCelebrity

[Read the profile]

Bob Harrison @bharrisonEDU

Teachers need to be just as accurate at deciding when students understand as when they don’t understand. What are the signs that engagement has stopped and confusion has set in?

Matt Miller @jmattmiller

What if we took cues from popular YouTube video styles to create memorable classroom activities? 8 YouTube-inspired classroom video ideas like: The unboxing video. The makeup tutorial. The travel vlogger tour videos. more! https://ditchthattextbook.com/youtube-classroom-video-ideas/

#Ditchbook

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!” 

Strategies:  

4 Reading Strategies To Retire This Year

Reading logs (and other rote accountability tasks):

  1. Reading logs (and other rote accountability tasks):
  2. Turn-taking oral reading practices:
  3. Awarding prizes for reading:
  4. Overemphasis on reading as a discrete skill:

6 READING APPROACHES THAT WORK BETTER

  1. Reading accountability partners:
  2. Choral reading:
  3. Scaffolded silent reading:
  4. Teacher read-aloud and modeling:
  5. Reading buddies:
  6. Building background knowledge:

https://www.edutopia.org/article/4-reading-strategies-retire-year-plus-6-try-out#annotations:VOkBQg3TEeyTqCvLQ7bkuw

A Close Reading of the Best Opening Paragraph of All Time

 One of my best writing teachers used to ask her class, after finishing a novel, to go back and read the first paragraph for the ways in which it predicted the rest of the text, or in the most skillful cases, taught us to read it.

https://lithub.com/a-close-reading-of-the-best-opening-paragraph-of-all-time/#annotations:DmiIMhAIEeyTFF-puLc9tQ

Resources:  

TOSDR

https://tosdr.org/en/frontpage

Educator Kati Bakradze Talks Teaching

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAamyJzoyealoH3dsugrwSw  (Turn on translation.)  

Slang of the Week

Aggro: A term often used in gaming but in real-life situations too; drawing aggression to yourself through your actions; instigating.

Example: “My mom was majorly aggro this morning when I wouldn’t get out of bed to go to school.”

Web Spotlight:  

A Decade of Expensive Video Lessons for K-16 Math Entrepreneurs

https://www.edsurge.com/news/2019-12-23-a-decade-of-expensive-video-lessons-for-k-16-math-entrepreneurs#annotations:3NUdXBGnEeyr0UtF8PDlmw

Random Thoughts . . .  

Personal Web Site   

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MSM 516: Hot Pot, Quail Eggs, And Going To The Can

Summary:

Welcome back to school. ClearMask as a potential retirement plan. Dave talks about the importance of Lesson Closure. 

Jokes:  

If this is a pair of scissors:

What is this? 


Why do they call them apartments? They are all stuck together.




Shouldn’t the word ambiguous have more than one meaning?


I told my carpenter not to carpet my steps. 

  • He gave me a blank stair


Lance is an uncommon name these days. In Medieval Times people were named Lance A Lot. 


Why can’t you run through a campground?

  • You can only ran, it’s all past tents. 

I just built a car using the motor from a washing machine. 

  • I’m taking it for a spin later.

Here’s a question for all you mind readers out there. 

Advisory

Eating Lunch To Go Around The World

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPfXegudHdw

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

Lesson Closures

I was recently reading the July/August 2021 issue of “Science Scope” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.  In this issue, I read the section “Science For All” written by Kaitlyn McGlynn and Janey Kelly.  They wrote an article entitled “Wrapping It Up: Meaningful and Inclusive Lesson Closures to Recap the Day’s Learning.”

Lesson closure provides a time for students to pause and ponder what they have just learned during the lesson as well as where their level of understanding currently lies.  They discuss their favorite lesson closures, which include:

  • Whip Around
  • Elevator Pitch
  • Thumbs Up, Middle Thumbs, Thumbs Down
  • Stick it!
  • Any Questions?

Reports from the Front Lines

  • Larry Ferlazzo’s First Day Back
  • I’ll take the crap that they give me
  • A story from Shawn – Mara
  • Read the directions
  • Finding Employees
    • Bus Drivers
    • Teachers
    • Admins 
  • Story:  Class Pets & Quail Eggs
  • Observation:  The kids have been on the computer a lot – Page 3.  

The Twitterverse  

Apple Education  @AppleEDU

That’s a wrap of week two of our Creativity Challenge! The #MotionGraphics ideas you designed were so good, we had to share a few of them. Get ready for next week’s challenge at http://apple.co/creativitychallengetwitter

. #MadeOniPad #EveryoneCanCreate  

Alice Keeler  @alicekeeler

I coded a way to get a list of your YouTube videos. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V-FPuN3q0nhkiikFdcjmf9dHF3ngHQ7yDelQXt5LT18/copy

#googleEDU #appsscript

Alice Keeler  @alicekeeler

Exporting Scores from Google Classroom Description:Google Classroom is limited in the reports that you can create. Create your own reports https://youtube.com/watch?v=Oyk0fWJEJZQ

#BackToClassroom

Stephanie Howell  @mrshowell24

Reading Choice Board https://youtu.be/kliVTGO_4v0 #edtech #ditchbook #tlap #ETCoaches #hacklearning #GSuiteEdu #GoogleEDU #celebratED #cuechat #k12artchat #masterychat #EduGladiators #edchat #LeadLAP #eduprotocols #googlei #educoach

@eduprotocols

@Flipgrid

TCEA  @TCEA

Make student thinking VISIBLE via

@finleyt #edchat #globalED #learning #edutwitter #teachertwitter

Russell Stannard  @russell1955

How to use Moodle for teachers: Useful design tips #moodle #onlineteaching 

Video:

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!” 

Resources:  

#46 – Do bigger animals take longer to pee? 3 more CER examples based on FUN science

https://www.realsciencechallenge.com/46-more-cer-examples/#annotations:zeC_DgmbEeyjuQeEVnQ0fg

AXIS – The Culture Translator

The D’Amelios Are Here

What it is: TikTok’s biggest star, Charli D’Amelio, will take on a (slightly) bigger screen with a reality show based on her family, debuting on Hulu today.

Why it could be the new Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Charli, her sister Dixie, and their parents started out living an ordinary suburban life in Connecticut just a couple of years ago. That was until Charli’s dance videos on TikTok turned her into a breakout star with countless brand deals and promotional contracts. The D’Amelios aims to explore how the family navigates the dynamics of TikTok fame. It’s a very similar premise to Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which touted the concept of “family above all” as it followed the daily doings of the California-based clan. But while KUWTK turned one family into stars, Charli and Dixie don’t necessarily need a television show to become more famous. It’s unclear why, exactly, the D’Amelios feel the need to even do a show like this, but that doesn’t mean that there won’t be a significant amount of young fans tuning in and comparing their own family to what they see on TV.  

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