MSM 622: Taylor Swift & Rick Rolling

Summary:

Shawn and Troy share some tips, Michigan History, and more. Dave performs some assessments.

Jokes:  

What has 2 syllables but hundreds of letters?

  • Postmen.

The opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll.


Filed my nails today.

  • They’re in the N drawer.

The word queue is ironic. It’s just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.


One day I changed a lightbulb, crossed the road and walked into a bar.

  • That’s when I realised my whole life was a joke

Lost another audio-book.

  • I’ll never hear the end of it.

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane


If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn’t understand why you cut it down, do you think it’s stumped?


Can’t wait til Wind Day and Fire Day!


The shorter you are, the deeper the swimming pool.


Piano Man has got to be the lamest super hero yet.


Why do French chefs only use one egg?

  • Because one egg is un oeuf.

My dog talks in her sleep.

She never tells the truth.

Theres nothing I can do about it.

  • You have to let sleeping dogs lie.

Pre means before.

Post means after.

To use both prefixes together would be preposterous.


Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

K12Science Podcast:  Performance Based Assessment

I was recently reading the March/April 2024 issue of “Science Scope,” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.

In this issue, I read the “Interdisciplinary Ideas” section written by Katie Coppens.  She wrote an article entitled, “Designing Performance-Based Assessments That Engage!”

Rather than stressful, an assessment should feel like a celebration of learning for students.  Performance-based assessments allow students to demonstrate their understanding of one or more standards by accomplishing tasks that are engaging and flexible in how students approach them.  In addition to seeing students’ scientific knowledge, teachers get a better sense of their students’ interests and strengths that they bring to each open-ended assignment.  The author then shared an example of a performance-based assignment based on the Flint Water Crisis.

http://k12science.net/performance-based-assessment/

Reports from the Front Lines

  • Student presentations – MHD 
  • MLTI
  • Testing

The Social Web

Deidre J Owen, Author  @deidrejowen

I’m filling out a medical form online and I’m curious who’s out there speaking Old English.

Susie Dent  @susie_dent

Etymology of the day: the name of the Canary Islands didn’t begin with the canary bird. Instead it’s thought that the Latin ‘canaria insula’ described the ‘island of dogs’, because one of the islands had a large population of wild dogs. Which would mean that the archipelago’s native bird is named after the dogs, too.

I love how the word ‘atone’ wears its heart on its sleeve. It began as ‘at one’, because to atone is to bring back unity. Atonement is really ‘at-one-ment’. In the same way, ‘alone’ began as ‘all one’.

Strategies:  

Student Made Books

Lots of options here. You can be as thorough or as limited as you want. Could be a graphic novel, limited to a certain.

https://www.cultofpedagogy.com/student-e-books

Resources:  

Add a Cursor to Any website

https://code.kuederle.com/addcursor

Web Spotlight: 

Sleeping more flushes junk out of the brain

Neurons are still active during sleep. We may not realize it, but the brain takes advantage of this recharging period to get rid of junk that was accumulating during waking hours.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/04/sleeping-more-flushes-junk-out-of-the-brain

20 Minutes of Charles Schulz Drawing Peanuts Comics

This is wonderful: a collection of video clips of Charles Schulz drawing his iconic Peanuts comic strip — “everything I could find of Charles Schulz drawing his Peanuts characters” in the words of the compiler.

https://kottke.org/24/04/20-minutes-of-charles-schulz-drawing-peanuts-comics

AXIS The Culture Translator

Up All Night

What it is: Gallup polling data has found a huge spike in the percentage of Americans who say they get less sleep than they need. Survey results also indicate an increase in Americans’ daily stress.

Why it’s news you can use: This data indicates that when you interact with anyone—in a store, on the road, at work, or in church—there’s a decent chance that particular human is feeling both exhausted and stressed out. The odds of this stress/exhaustion matrix are even higher if you are conversing with a young woman aged 18 to 29. In 2001, 42% of young women in that bracket said they get enough sleep, but that number has dropped to 27%. Younger women are also the most likely to say they experience daily stress. Stress and sleep have a symbiotic relationship, and parents should understand how both factors play a role in teens’ mental health.

Paying the Piper

What it is: Research and investment firm Piper Sandler released their “47th Semi-Annual Taking Stock With Teens” survey, focused on modern teen trends.

Why it’s worth paying attention to: While the survey is primarily focused on trends for investment, their research does give us insight into the ever-changing winds of teen culture. The survey covers everything from social media usage, to which clothing brands teens prefer, to their favorite snacks (it’s Goldfish). Some of the more interesting trends include TikTok losing popularity with teens and Instagram regaining it, 85% of teens owning an iPhone, and “the environment” being the social cause most teens cared about (even though only 14% cared about it). We’ll see how these trends play out over the rest of the year and into the future, but for now, when your teen tells you they have to have the $1600 iPhone Pro Max, you’ll know, at least partly, why.

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MSM 621: 90 Minutes to Learn

Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about Spring Break, being mean, and more. Dave goes 3D, with Assessment and more.

Jokes:  

I’m trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find


If America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, would it create mass confusion?


The best time on a clock is 6:30–hands down.


It’s been months since I bought the book “how to scam people online”. It still hasn’t turned up.


Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.


Me: I want to be a millionaire, like my uncle.

Them: Your uncle is a millionaire?

Me: No. He also wants to be a millionaire.


Mannequins are model citizens.


Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? 

  • They each got six months.

Guy told me today he did not know what cloning is. I told him, “that makes 2 of us.”


You know what they say about cliffhangers…

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

K12Science Podcast:  3D Assessment

I was recently reading the March/April 2024 issue of “Science Scope,” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.

In this issue, I read the “From the Editor’s Desk” column written by Patty McGinnis.  She wrote an article entitled, “3D Assessment.”

In the article she shared ideas about writing assessments aligned to the Next Generation Science Standards.  The National Research Council recommends that teachers utilize a combination of constructed response, selected response, and projects to assess three-dimensional learning.  She recommended two resources that provide tips for writing assessments.  They are:

“STEM Teaching Tool #30: Integrating Science Practices in Assessment Tasks”

and

“The NGSS Evidence Statements” 

http://k12science.net/3d-assessment/

Reports from the Front Lines

  • Two Days
  • PSAT Testing
  • Help Desk
  • Spring Break

The Social Web

Lana@beige.party𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 “not Locrian” @Lana@beige.party

Why study Music?

1. Music is Math.
You never worked so hard at counting to 4 in all your life.

2. Music is Science.
You will spend hours of your life repeating the same thing, alone in a closed room. Then you will repeat it in front of your peers. Music demands research.

3. Music is History.
You will become intimately familiar with the people and events of the last 400 years.

4. Music is a Foreign Language.
You will be able to speak more Italian and French than you ever thought you’d need to.

5. Music is Literature.
You will read new music every single day. You will read so much you’ll start seeing notes in your sleep.

6. Music is Physical Education.
You will sweat. You will be sore. You will hurt in places you didn’t know you had places. And you will get stronger.

Music isn’t extra-curricular. Music *is* the curriculum.

Kevin Honeycutt  @kevinhoneycutt

Are you a teacher looking to leverage your classroom skills in a new and exciting way? Consider public speaking as a second job! As educators, you already possess the essential skills of engaging audiences, breaking down complex ideas, and sparking curiosity—qualities that make…

Ron King  @mthman

I love project based learning! 1) Build 3 buildings that you’d find on any city block (3 different geometric shapes). 2) Map out the floor plans on @desmos & calculate total square footage 3) Use buildings as the centerpiece of 3D shapes & cross-sections. #mtbos #mathchat

Susie Dent  @susie_dent

Etymology of the day is ‘bumf’: a shortening of ‘bumfodder’, 19th-century slang for toilet paper. It was later applied to any throwaway material or paperwork.

Strategies:  

FIVE STAGES OF K-12 ED TECH ADOPTION: PART 2

https://blog.tcea.org/ed-tech-adoption-part-2

Resources:  

AXIS:  The Culture Translator

Incelpilled

What it is: Many of today’s most popular slang terms are largely borrowed and adapted from the online community of “involuntary celibates,” also known as incels.  For an up-to-date list of Gen Z slang, check out our Parent Guide to Teen Slang!  

Slang of the Week:  

“Lock in”: Meant both earnestly and ironically, “Lock in” means that it’s time to stop being silly, focus up, and seriously try something. (It’s the verbal equivalent of leaning forward while playing Mario Kart, which is affectionately called the “gamer lean.”) Although it may not be a wholly new term, it’s become a staple for athletes and gamers especially. That being said, there are times when everyone and anyone will need to lock in, whether it’s writing a paper due in thirty minutes, finishing a project for work, or asking your crush out.

Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

https://www.themarginalian.org/2024/04/12/dictionary-of-obscure-sorrows

PEW Research Center

1 in 3 Teachers are ready to quit.

https://www.pewresearch.org/social-trends/2024/04/04/teachers-job-satisfaction

5 Questions to Help Kids Become Critical Readers

https://www.middleweb.com/50526/5-questions-to-help-kids-become-critical-readers

Web Spotlight: 

Anxious Parents Are the Ones Who Need Help

if recent trends continue, the start of the school year will kick off another record-breaking season for anxiety on campus.

I’m talking about the parents. The kids are mostly fine.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/08/opinion/teen-mental-health-college.html

Random Thoughts . . .  

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MSM 620: “Oh the Times! Oh the Morale!”

Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about places, wellness, middle school development, and more. Dave shows us Thinking. Due to technical issues, a short summary podcast is posted. We’ll get things fixed for next week. 

Jokes:  

Ever wondered why skeletons are so calm?

Prolly because nothing gets under their skin.


Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?


Q: What’s the difference between a duck and an elephant?

A: You can’t get down off an elephant.


for Godzilla, every city is walkable


I just found out my mum is the tooth fairy and I’m devastated.

  • I can’t believe she is leaving me home alone every night.

Bob mailed his hearing aid off for repair 3 weeks ago.

  • He hasn’t heard anything since.

I have been told that I have a rare genetic disease that forces me to deny the existence of 80s bands.

  • The Cure does not exist

Quarter-sized hail? Psssh.

  • Let me know when we’re expecting full-sized hail!

I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.


They said a mask and gloves would be enough when going to the store.

  • They lied, everyone else had clothes on.


This St, That St, and The Other Street in Nova Scotia. 

This Way Lane meets That Way Lane in Oregon:

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

Making Thinking Visible

I was recently reading the January/February 2024 issue of “The Science Teacher,” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.

In this issue, I read the “Editor’s Corner” written by Ann Haley MacKenzie.  She wrote an article entitled, “How Can We Make Our Students’ Thinking Visible?”

In the article she shared three strategies for making thinking visible.  The strategies were taken from the books, “Making Thinking Visible” and “The Power of Making Thinking Visible.”

The strategies are:

  • “See-Think-Wonder”
  • “Connect-Extend-Challenge”
  • “CSI: Color, Symbol, Image”

http://k12science.net/making-thinking-visible/

From the book: “Science Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness”

The Social Web

Cyborgneticzcyborgneticz@Cyborgneticz@scholar.social

Teaching. K12 v higher ed, pers 1 SHOW LESS

It’s been fun adjuncting, but I kind of like my high school students more and for a few reasons

1 high school kids aren’t focused on learning to get a job, so they’re more willing to try goofy things

2 everything is new for high school students so there’s a consistent level of shock and surprise (every class I ask kids if they want to learn a fun fact n just tell them horrible things)

3 ability to roast and be witty is part of the job

4 the other day one of my kids was talking about how they think it’s good to feel uncomfortable n they want uncensored history classes

I do enjoy the higher level discussions I can have with college students but the approach to my class as something to take to get a job is just depressing as someone who loves my field

I see more love for learning in kids, for better or worse

Matt Miller   @jmattmiller

Kids these days. Dropping mechanical pencils on the ground. These were GOLD when I was a kid. I’d do anything not to lose them.

Dr. Joanne Freeman (@jbf1755 on lots o’ platforms)  @jbf1755

GASP I am so pathetically happy about this.

Quote:  Alex DeMarco (Dvesatya)  @Alex_J_DeMarco

The new edition of the Chicago Manual of Style (CMS 18) comes out this September. And I just heard: PLACE OF PUBLICATION WILL NO LONGER BE REQUIRED IN CITATIONS AND BIBLIOGRAPHY ENTRIES!

Vanessa Heller  @Hell2Teach

Eating “raw” Top Ramen with the seasoning sprinkled on it seems to be the popular snack in our #MiddleSchool This is a clear indicator that society is in a decline, no?

Susie Dent  @susie_dent

Word of the day is ‘fling-brand’ (17th century): one who takes pleasure in breeding dissent and argument, purely for the sake of it.

Melissa & Lori Love Literacy podcast  @literacypodcast

7 Days til National Schwa Day!  How will you celebrate?  Download your Free Teacher Toolkit at http://NationalSchwaDay.org

Resources:  

RIGHT FEELINGS, RIGHT TIME: LISA DAMOUR SPEAKS OUT ON RESILIENCY AMONG TEENS IN HER LATEST BOOK, THE EMOTIONAL LIVES OF TEENAGERS

…growing up in the 1980s, teenage angst was a collective character trait. Popular songs like “Don’t You (Forget about Me)” by Simple Minds or “Should I Stay or Should I Go” by The Clash channeled our moodiness and insecurities. Movies like Footloose and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off explored teenagers’ rebellious instincts while their parents were off-screen and out of the loop. Growing up is hard, the entertainment industry told us, and our experiences confirmed that.

In 2023, kids are being schooled by the wellness industry, which now represents a larger segment of the global economy than the entertainment industry.

…clinical psychologist Lisa Damour argues that the wellness industry has contributed to a new cultural norm that simply isn’t sound or even useful: it has equated feeling good with mental health.

Under the influence of the wellness industry, educators have incorporated meditation, yoga, and gratitude journals into their curricula to support the wellbeing of their students, many of whom say they are anxious or depressed. Damour acknowledges that many mindfulness practices are valuable, but she cautions against thinking that they can lead to happiness or prevent negative feelings. 

…we should expand students’ sense of all it means to be fully human, in which the questions and uncertainties matter as much as the answers.

…investing in self-care—and the accompanying goods and services—kids believe that they can prevent anxiety and emotional distress. But losing a big game, doing poorly on a test, or getting dumped are not only distressing, they are also fairly common experiences among adolescents. Damour fears that “the wellness movement has left parents and their teens unduly frightened of garden variety adversity” and therefore unable to appreciate how much we grow through failure and hardship.

…context is everything, that mental health means “having the right feelings at the right time.” If a teen fails a math test, they should feel disappointment. If they score a winning goal, they should feel a sense of pride. Healthy people experience the full range of human emotions and can identify and name them.

…explains how the teenage brain amplifies emotions; strong emotions “are a feature, not a bug” in their neurological wiring. During adolescence, the emotion centers of the brain strengthen and predominate the portions of the brain that help maintain a measured perspective. This “emotional intensity actually peaks around age thirteen or fourteen” and begins to subside after that.

https://intrepidednews.com/the-emotional-lives-of-teenagers

AXIS The Culture Translator

Absent Minded

What it is: Data from the American Enterprise Institute found that during the 2022-2023 school year, 26% of students met the definition of “chronically absent,” meaning they missed ten percent or more of the school year.

Continue the conversation: Does attending school or other learning events in person feel less important than it used to feel?  

Stop scrolling so much. Try these rituals instead.

https://mashable.com/article/reduce-screen-time-rituals

Meet Palmsy, the fake social network where your posts stay on your device forever

https://techcrunch.com/2024/03/29/palmsy-is-a-device-only-social-network-to-satisfy-your-posting-itch

Web Spotlight: 

Introducing the Teacher Morale Index

https://www.edweek.org/teaching-learning/introducing-the-teacher-morale-index/2024/03

Random Thoughts . . .  

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