MSM 397:  No Plan Survives First Contact With a Microphone . . .

Jokes You Can Use:  

 

Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”

Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”

Doctor: “Nine.”

Why did egyptians shave their heads regularly?

  • To be more pharodynamic

Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “

  • Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”

 

I thought I’d tell you a good time travel joke

  • but you didn’t like it.

 

I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently 9 out of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea.

  • I can’t stop thinking about that tenth person who apparently enjoyed it.

 

Advisory:

 

Taking a ball from a kid

 

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-cubs-adult-fan-steals-ball-kid-20180723-story.html#annotations:_PuRlI9xEeisRtv4HoBbDw

 

Growing a Chinese Bamboo Tree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4YvBedUlcA&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4YvBedUlcA&feature=youtu.be

 

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

iNaturalist

 

I was recently reading the March, 2018 issue of “Science Scope,” a magazine written for middle school science teachers, published by the National Science Teachers Association.  

 

In this issue, I read the Citizen Science article, “iNaturalist: Citizen Science for 21st Century Naturalists,” written by Jill Nugent. The article describes a project that empowers citizens to record biodiversity.  For more information, please visit:

https://www.inaturalist.org

 

http://k12science.net/Podcast/Podcast/Entries/2018/6/17_Middle_School_Science_Minute__iNaturalist.html

 

From the Twitterverse:  

Listen in on our 30-min webinars to see how Sero! provides holistic assessment of #higherorderthinkingskills. RSVP at https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/SeroWebinar  #assessment #conceptmapping #formative #summative #EdTech #learning #LearningAnalytics #teaching #k12 #HigherEducation #workforce

 

Beyond Multiple Choice‏ @BMC2018

Select from the following a reason to NOT attend BMC2018: (Hint: once you select the correct answer, register at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/beyond-multiple-choice-2018-2-day-conference-tickets-42512330525?aff=affiliate1 …. See – sometimes #MCQs can be useful. #assessment #EdTech #learning #skills #competencies #K12 #HigherEd #workforce

Beyond Multiple Choice‏ @BMC2018

Beyond Multiple Choice Retweeted Sam Wineburg

One of the many reasons we are gathering to discuss how and we are moving #beyondmultiplechoice. Join us! http://www.beyond-multiple-choice.com .

Beyond Multiple Choice added,

Sam Wineburg @samwineburg

This should be a wake-up call to AP history: multiple-choice testing is a fraud. You do not find it in college history courses worthy of that name. https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/our-schools-got-rid-of-ap-courses-heres-why/2018/06/18/24018654-7316-11e8-9780-b1dd6a09b549_story.html?utm_term=.741ea73c26ee … and https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/answer-sheet/wp/2017/09/19/the-nations-report-card-says-it-assesses-critical-thinking-in-history-but-naep-gets-an-f-on-that-score/?utm_term=.6ee484b05290 …

 

NJAMLE‏ @NJAMLE

Join thousands of Middle Level educators in Orlando for the Annual Conference for Middle Level Education http://www.amle.org/annual  #AMLE2018 Save $50 with promo code A18NJAMLE. #AMLE2018 is all about the middle grades.  

WAMLE‏ @wamle1

WAMLE Retweeted AMLE

Check out all of the opportunities at #AMLE2018 annual conference.

 

Michelle Icard‏ @michelleicard

Parenting lessons from Kayla’s amazing dad in the Eighth Grade movie. @boburnham

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/eighth_grade/  

 

WAMLE‏ @wamle1

WAMLE Retweeted AMLE

Hello hello WI middle level folks. Consider sharing your efforts to include Arts Across the Curriculum on behalf of our middle level learners.

Larry Ferlazzo‏Verified account @Larryferlazzo

 

NEW in Ed Week: Ways To Improve State-Standardized Tests with @DouglasReeves http://blogs.edweek.org/teachers/classroom_qa_with_larry_ferlazzo/2018/08/response_ways_to_improve_state-standardized_tests.html …

 

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!”

 

Strategies:

Let It Go

“Let it go,” the title of this article, is not a tribute to the famous children’s movie, but rather a directive to teachers. To create an instructional shift that focuses on students, there are a few mentalities teachers just need to let go:

https://www.amle.org/BrowsebyTopic/WhatsNew/WNDet/TabId/270/ArtMID/888/ArticleID/932/Let-It-Go.aspx

 

Teaching: five things I wish I’d known fifteen years ago

http://www.josepicardo.com/education/teaching-five-things-i-wish-id-known-fifteen-years-ago/

Resources:

 

UnHangout

Unhangout is an open source platform for running large-scale, participant-driven events online.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYxmd3BmOW0

 

Describing Words

This tool helps you find adjectives for things that you’re trying to describe. Also check out ReverseDictionary.org and RelatedWords.org.

http://describingwords.io/

 

 

Web Spotlight:

 

Our World in Data

https://ourworldindata.org/

 

Ashes in the Snow (Beyond Shades of Grey)

A holocaust book by Ruta Sepetys popular with teens is coming out as a movie.  


https://youtu.be/8N2xsZ0PTqg  

 

Random Thoughts . . .  

 

Personal Web Site

 

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