MSM 699: Not Just Visiting

MSM 699: Not Just Visiting

Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about AI, AJ Juliani, Conferences, note-taking, getting “Clipped”, and more. Dave is out of this world this week. 

Jokes:

Imagine if you walked into a room and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. – That’s the punch line.


Cleaning windows is a pane.


Last night a cinema near me was robbed of over $1,000.

  • The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large drinks and a pack of Skittles.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.


When I was 6, my dad took me into his workshop and said, ‘Son, someday, this awl will be yours.’


My grandfather invented the cold air balloon.

  • It never really got off the ground.

And the award for best neckwear goes to…

Well, would you look at that! It’s a tie!


People make such a big deal about vegans, but I don’t get it. I’ve never had beef with one.


Light travels faster than sound.

  • This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

A quarter-acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people, but to me, it’s a lot.


I bought a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both lefts.

  • Which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.

I was 16 minutes late for my first math lecture, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third. 

  • At this rate, I’ll never be on time.

A friend of mine has a bank account purely for buying raisins. 

  • It’s a current account.

What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? 

  • A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.


Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

K12Science Podcast: Artemis II

I was recently reading the April 2, 2026, NSTA Blog, a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.

In this blog I read an article written by Christine Anne Royce. She wrote an article entitled “A New Dawn on the Lunar Horizon: #WeAreGoing.”

On April 1, 2026, the Space Launch System engines ignited, lift off occurred, and Artemis II headed to the moon. It carried the first four humans to venture into the deep-space proving ground in over a half century.  

https://k12science.net/artemis-ii/

Reports from the Front Lines

  • A.J. Juliani
  • Conference Notes

The Social Web

‪Eric Curts‬ ‪@ericcurts.bsky.social‬

EdTech Links for the Week of 4-6-26 – www.controlaltachieve.com/2026/04/LOTW… 📓 NotebookLM Webinar 🗯️ Graphic Novels Webinar 🎲 AI Games & Activities Webinar 📜 Poetry Projects 💎 New EduGems 🚦 Traffic Lite 🏫 SchoolAI Extension ⚛️ Atomency 🚨 Factile 

💎 New EduGem: www.edugems.ai/gem/gallery-… 🏛️ Gallery Walk Activity – Design engaging, interactive Gallery Walk activities where students move around the classroom to explore bite-sized texts, images, and primary sources

💎 New EduGem: www.edugems.ai/gem/reading-… 🎚️ Reading Level Analyzer – Determine the reading level of a text and help adapt the material as needed to make it appropriate for your students

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🎲 Upcoming Webinar: AI Games, Interviews & Activities for Student Learning www.controlaltachieve.com/2026/04/webi… 🔠 Games, interviews, debates, CYOA, more! 🧒 Whole class or individual 🏫 Any grade or subject 🗓️ Apr 21 @ 3pm ET ▶️ Live-streamed & recorded ✅ Register at link above

‪Ron King‬ ‪@mthman.bsky.social‬

Good morning from the #PNW #pnwonderland

‪AMLE‬ ‪@amleorg.bsky.social‬

Dive into AMLE’s SMS Course! The series lets you explore foundational, research-supported middle grades best practice in a flexible, self-paced, virtual format. Get real results with exercises & reflections throughout to help you embed these principles into your daily practice: amle.org/smsonline  

Resources:  

The Reason You Study Wrong (and why the system never told you)

The strategies that produce the strongest feeling of knowing are frequently the strategies that produce the weakest actual retention.

https://www.ajjuliani.com/blog/the-reason-you-study-wrong-and-why-the-system-never-told-you

AXIS The Culture Translator

Slang of the Week:  Clipped

Getting “clipped” has a few definitions, but we’re going to focus on the idea of someone candidly taking a bad photo of you. With the ubiquity of camera-equipped smartphones, there’s always the threat of someone snapping a picture when you’re mid-hamburger bite, with bad posture, or asleep on an airport bench. “Clipping” is often a harmless way to lovingly poke fun at each other, especially in a world with a “camera-ready” veneer, but, of course, it could also be used to bully someone.

I’m not a Regular Pimple, I’m a Cool Pimple

What it is: Pimples, a longstanding and infamous insecurity for young people, have evolved into an unexpected opportunity for accessorizing. 

Why people are putting stickers on their faces: Pimples are par for the course for teens. Now, instead of crossing their fingers, hoping nobody would notice their blemishes, young people are decorating them. Brands like Starface and Hero Cosmetics rose to popularity during the pandemic, but when in-person rhythms resumed, the patches remained— perhaps because it is easier to resist picking at your skin when you have a nice little sticker on it. And it’s not just teens—adults at the airport, grocery store, or even at work will rock them. While the trend has its haters, it also has influencers cashing in, including Hailey Bieber. Her brand’s newly-announced hydrocolloid patches, debuting next week, come in fun shapes like mushrooms, jelly beans, and bubbles, and retail for $16.  

Z.ai GLM 5.1 Open Source LLM 

GLM-5.1 is our next-generation flagship model for agentic engineering, with significantly stronger coding capabilities than its predecessor. It achieves state-of-the-art performance on SWE-Bench Pro and leads GLM-5 by a wide margin on NL2Repo (repo generation) and Terminal-Bench 2.0 (real-world terminal tasks).  

https://z.ai/blog/glm-5.1

Download at Hugging Face:  https://huggingface.co/zai-org/GLM-5.1  

Web Spotlight: 

Charcuterie

A visual explorer for Unicode. Browse the character set, discover related glyphs, and learn more about the scripts, symbols, and shapes that make up the standard.

https://charcuterie.elastiq.ch/#1D4E6

How to Deal With Teacher Burnout (Without Quitting Right Away)

https://truthforteachers.com/how-to-deal-with-teacher-burnout-without-quitting-right-away

Random Thoughts . . .  

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MSM 698: My Shirt Says, “Bob.”

MSM 698: My Shirt Says, “Bob.”

Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about AI, yes again, vacation, and more. Dave celebrates Citizen Science Month. 

Jokes:

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?


So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill”


What do you call a romantic dinner on a hot air balloon?

  • An update.

Don’t buy anything from a blacksmith!

Everything they have is forged!


I like the buzz I get swimming a mile off shore. 

  • It’s pretty far out.

I thought about going on an all-almond diet. 

  • But that’s just nuts.

It’s difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore.


To be Frank, I’d have to change my name.


Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

K12Science Podcast: Citizen Science Month

I was recently reading the April 1, 2026 NSTA Blog, a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.

In this blog I read an article written by Jill Nugent. She wrote an article entitled “Spark Curiosity This Spring.”

Citizen science refers to public participation in science. Opportunities for students to participate in authentic science practices can deepen their understanding of the world. One way to provide such opportunities is by incorporating citizen science experiences in the classroom and schoolyard during Citizen Science Month, this April.  For more information about Citizen science, visit the following websites:

https://scistarter.org/citizensciencemonth

https://scistarter.org/citizen-science

https://k12science.net/citizen-science-month/

Reports from the Front Lines

The Social Web

AMLE@AMLE

Final Call! Today is the deadline to participate in this year’s global Middle School Student Sound Off: submissions must be completed by 11:59 p.m. ET.

Presentation proposals are now being accepted through April 10th for the 53rd Annual Conference for Middle Level Education. Do you have what it takes to present at the largest and most impactful conference for middle level educators in the world?   https://t.co/h1J5TlRMZm  

CETLUWI mona@CETLMONA

Join us for our upcoming workshop: “If This, Then What? Designing H5P Branching Scenarios ”  Build “choose your own adventure” style learning experiences, where student choices lead to different outcomes! Register here: https://tinyurl.com/4y7983uh See the flyer for more!

CETLUWI mona  @CETLMONA

Introducing our “Let’s Deal With It: Teaching Emphasis Series!”   Official Launch: April 1, 2026  12:00PM – 1:30 PM  Kickoff includes: H5P Page Tool Webinar “Teaching with AI” Libguides Exhibition  Happenings all throughout April & May: workshops, seminars & more!

Susie Dent  @susie_dent

As an aside, an unspoken rule in English known as ‘ablaut reduplication’ means we never dally-dilly on the way to a game of pong-ping while the bells go dong-ding. Nor, sadly, do we ever eat a KatKit.

‪MiddleWeb‬ ‪@middleweb.bsky.social‬

Review: CREATE A CLASSROOM OF MATH PROBLEM SOLVERS Word Problem Workshop offers a structured, daily routine that makes math problems less scary by building confidence, connections & wonder into each session. #edusky #iteachmath #mathED @routledgebooks.bsky.social www.middleweb.com/53257/creati…

Strategies:  

8 Ways to Squeeze Writing Instruction Into a Few Minutes

https://www.cultofpedagogy.com/quick-writing-lessons

Resources:

Best Deaf Awareness Lessons & Activities

The following free deaf history and awareness lessons and activities highlight the accomplishments of deaf people in the arts, education, sports, law, science, and music.

https://www.techlearning.com/news/best-deaf-awareness-lessons-and-activities

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AXIS The Culture Translator

MeaningMaxxing

What it is: Teens are adding the suffix “maxxing” to anything and everything—why?

Where the trend came from: The concept of looksmaxxing, or maximizing one’s looks, was born out of the incel (involuntary celibate) community in the 2010s. What started in a niche online community has now spread far beyond it, and the original meaning of “maxxing” has evolved in the process. What is actually a sinister idea—spending all of one’s resources to fixate on upgrading one’s appearance—has given rise to adding “maxxing” to everything: Chinamaxxing. Matchamaxxing. Friendshipmaxxing. Boyfriendmaxxing. Fibermaxxing. Jestermaxxing. Yogurtmaxxing. You could be drinking a 16-ounce latte and call it “coffeemaxxing,” and nobody would correct you. Which means this suffix is doomed to the fate of most slang these days—to mean nothing at all.  

Web Spotlight: 

“Write In English” Is A New & Free AI Tool I Created That Is A Rough Approximation Of Something That Could Be Very Effective In Helping ELLs

https://larryferlazzo.edublogs.org/2026/03/27/write-in-english-is-a-new-free-ai-tool-i-created-that-is-a-rough-approximation-of-something-that-could-be-very-effective-in-helping-ells/

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