MSM 477: The Twelfth Night: Some are born with Technology, Some Achieve Technology, Some have Technology Thrust Upon Them

Jokes:  

I bought some eggs that were already hatching. 

  • They were Cheep

I bought a cake the other day. It was to celebrate making progress on my To-Do List. 

To Do:

  • Buy a cake
  • Organize Classroom
  • Clean off desk
  • Put bulletin boards up
  • Restack books

My kid asked me why the book was so thick. I had to tell her it was a long story. 


Did you hear about the Mega Concert coming up? It’s an event to support kids with minor cuts and bruises. 

  • They’re calling it Band-Aid

Did you hear about the Nihilist that gave his friend an empty box? Upon being thanked, he responded:

  • “Oh, it’s nothing”. 

Did you hear about the semi truck carrying fruit that overturned on the highway?

  • It created a real jam.

I had to enter a new password the other day. I tried “chicken”, but the site informed me that it had to have a capital. Thus, my new password?

  • chickenkiev


Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

Middle School Science Minute: Safe Home Science Instruction

I was recently reading the NSTA Safety Blog, published by the National Science Teaching Association and found on their website at:

https://www.nsta.org/blog/safety-hands-science-home-instructions

On the blog, I read “Safety for Hands-On Science Home Instruction”  written by Kenneth Roy.

The information provided in the blog should be helpful for teachers, students, and parents/guardians in planning for safer home science/STEM activity assignments.  Whether hands-on activities are done in a formal academic school laboratory or out in the field or at home, all modes are a springboard for developing scientific concepts and methodology.  This, however, can be a double-edged sword.  Be aware that school staff and school district leaders have a “duty of care” obligation that extends outside the classroom or laboratory to family members who supervise the students during these assignments at home or in the field.

Reports from the Front Lines

  • Family Support
  • Tech Support
  • “Free” Options
  • What Class Looks Like Now 
  • Things I learned this week in online learning:  
    • Are there positives to this type of learning?  
      • I have a train of thought, I can actually ride that train.  It now leaves the station with me on that train.  
      • Repetitive teaching reduced.
    • Are there negatives to this type of learning?
      • WXYZ television report teaching the kids how to cheat on a computer test – not helpful.  
      • Chaos in the background
        • TV, little blisters and bothers, I mean sisters and brothers.  
        • I have never taught to any current pop music as my background music to my teaching.  I learned this week that that is no longer true.  
      • Repetitive teaching reduced.  
    • Parents will enter your class, hijack it because they’re adults and you will talk to them before you talk to any children.  And they’re adults.  And they have questions that must be answered now.  
    • If you leave the Google Meet room open well before class starts . . . they will come.
    • If your students are done with work in their current class, they will join your Google Meet to hang out with you and your current class.  OR if it is before school, they will join your room as soon as they think you will open it just to hang out with you while you get ready for class.  And run a 99Math game for them.  Please.  
    • Google Meet Closed Captioning “on the fly” isn’t helpful.  Abdul gets translated into something nasty, consistently.  
    • My students are super helpful with each other – I really appreciate their kindness.  
    • Communication streams turn into a raging deluge once school begins.  The excess of access to a teacher.  Creating a culture of communication with parents, students, and administration is the next big challenge.  
  • The New “Snow” day?

Advisory:

Hidden

https://en.dailybee.com/40-genius-little-things-that-were-hiding-in-plain-sight-all

Penny or a Million

If you were offered a penny that doubles every day, or a million dollars, which would you take?

https://www.newtraderu.com/2013/08/19/how-much-does-a-penny-doubled-every-day-for-month-end-up-being/#annotations:BoKvXvIwEeqQzUtVe25Q_Q

Ireland Lacrosse sacrifice place in ‘Medicine Game’ tournament for greater good

Would you make the same choice as part of the team?

https://www.rte.ie/sport/other-sport/2020/0905/1163463-iroquois-nationals-lacrosse-ireland-world-games/

The Twitterverse

Typical EduCelebrity  @EduCelebrity

Remember laughing at that colleague who flipped their entire curriculum a few years back for wasting so much time? Don’t you feel stupid.

The Modest Teacher  @ModestTeacher

Just an FYI…. Google certification is a marketing ploy.

Dr. Indira Koneru  @indirakoneru

#CCIndia workshop participants also learnt how to generate a #CreativeCommons license & apply to their work (PPT & Word doc) and release as #OER on @SlideShare and transform into #prosumers of OER. https://creativecommons.org/choose/

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Savithri Singh and 2 others

Typical EduCelebrity  @EduCelebrity

If you are a teacher with children, the next time a parent lectures you about how to teach better at home, you can lecture them on how to parent better at home.

Bill Maher  @billmaher

I mark the onset of American decline to the moment parents started siding with their children instead of with the teachers. #SideWithTeachers

Look for your host, Todd Bloch, to have a middle school topic all ready to go!  Make it a strategic part of your personal professional development.  #mschat on Thursday @8:00 pm.  

Strategies:  

Gaming The Grade: How One Middle Schooler Beat A Virtual Learning Algorithm 

When Lazare’s first history assignment of the virtual school year came back scored 50/100, a resounding F, the seventh-grader was crestfallen. 

https://www.wbur.org/hereandnow/2020/09/03/online-learning-algorithm#annotations:IAvlDu_hEeqKgo_Tg0XLtA

Looking at a Hokusai picture

http://diamantia-kai-skouria.blogspot.com/2011/03/looking-at-hokusai-picture.html#annotations:mowAwu_uEeqw_IPaeiUi8A

Resources:

AMLE & the Prudential Spirit of Community Awards Call for Nominations

The Prudential Spirit of Community Awards is launching its 26th annual search for exemplary young volunteers. Once again, the Association for Middle Level Education (AMLE) is proud to support this unique youth recognition program–-especially in a year when so many students have had to go above and beyond to continue their volunteer service. I hope you’ll encourage your school to take advantage of the opportunities that it provides.  

https://spirit.prudential.com/?_cldee=ZnJpZGVzd2lkZWxAZ21haWwuY29t&recipientid=contact-7fa4693c4f5bde1196b00050568361fd-8762e9e7558e4c73a30ed754063fe8c9&esid=3c1ed941-f5ed-ea11-8109-000d3a044486

H5P OER Hub

The most important part of our roadmap has long been to finish up and integrate an OER Hub in the H5P authoring tool to facilitate global collaboration. It was also the most requested roadmap item by far on the last H5P Conference. The H5P Core Team has now tasked all developers with finishing up the H5P Hub as fast as possible. It will be an integral part of the H5P authoring tool and allow users to easily share their content with every H5P user in the world! Content shared by others will of course be searchable and repurposable.

https://h5p.org/oer-hub-coming#annotations:N-9c-vFTEeq2D39pvx7bTg

Why people fall for misinformation

How does a fact become a misconception? Dig into the world of misinformation to see how facts can become distorted and misleading.

Disinformation

https://www.commoncraft.com/video/disinformation

Lateral Reading

Credibility training on reviewing credibility of websites. 

Web Spotlight:  

Wawa is Offering Free Coffee for Teachers

https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/wawa-offering-free-coffee-to-teachers-school-faculty/?fbclid=IwAR13anqHxZwoMhTXbvYUOw-9GWtOldhrzi0QQVgmwRyJBchbKOkAzfLga0E

How Google Classroom became teachers’ go-to tool—and why it’s fallen short

Too often, educators spend their professional development time mastering specific digital tools, rather than broadly applicable best practices. 

https://www.fastcompany.com/90541246/how-google-classroom-became-teachers-go-to-tool-and-why-its-fallen-short#annotations:ZUq1QvBYEeqqtPfzOPMe2g

America Runs on Charli – Axis’s “The Culture Translator”  

What it is: Dunkin’ recently made TikTok star Charli D’Amelio’sgo-to order an official item on the menu.

Why it’s an act of marketing genius: Connecticut native Charli D’Amelio is known for three things: her viral TikTok dance videos, her authentic (and often teary-eyed) Instagram Lives with fans, and carrying an ever-present, mega-size iced coffee. Charli’s favorite drink (cold brewed coffee with whole milk and three pumps of caramel, in case you’re interested) launched as a Dunkin’ menu item on September 9. To market her eponymous drink, a tie-dye clad Charli dances enthusiastically with coffee in hand to a hip-hop song called “The Charli,” which is the perfect TikTok clickbait. If the TikTok enthusiast under your roof is suddenly “running on Dunkin’,” this is why.  

TikTok Fails Its Users, Big Time – Axis’s “The Culture Translator”  

What it is: Over the weekend, footage of a man who live-streamed his death by suicide was edited into harmless-looking TikToks. TikTok’s main “For You Page” algorithm started recommending the posts before it could be contained, exposing countless users to this graphic, heartbreaking footage.

Why it’s a feature, not a bug, of TikTok’s interface: Much has been made over the past year about the possibility that TikTok is used as a tool of Chinese “spyware,” and we’ve yet to know what the outcome of that political battle will be. But perhaps the real hidden danger of the app isn’t its role in geopolitical conflict, but how its algorithms recommend videos they can’t fully comprehend. Young users in the thousands flooded the comment sections of these truly evil posts, and dozens more posted reaction videos on Instagram and other platforms urging viewers to “stay off TikTok” for the weekend, confessing that the footage was “haunting” them and giving them nightmares. When you bring this up to your teen, do it gently, keeping in mind that the posts were deceptively spliced so that they didn’t appear to be upsetting or violent, and your teen most likely wasn’t seeking out the footage. But do ask about what they saw, and if they want to talk about it.  

Singing the Screentime Blues – Axis’s “The Culture Translator”  

What it is: With notifications, texts, and social media always beckoning, teens and adults are looking for a way to send the message that they’re “not available(language).

Why this thing has legs: If we’ve learned anything from the pandemic restrictions over the past year, it might be this: Being online gets old! While screens continue to be the main source of social interaction for kids who are remote learning, socialization via smartphones can easily become exhausting. And now that notices of all of our obligations come through our handheld devices, people of all ages are looking for ways to “politely disconnect.” We suspect that some forward-thinking app developers will be working on a new auto-reply feature, which can respond to any and all notifications with an “away” message (circa the heyday of AOL Instant Messenger). Until such a thing becomes widely available, ask your teen if they’re sick of their screen yet. Talk as a family about ways to put digital life on “pause,” and try to set an example by doing it yourself for a few hours each day.

Random Thoughts . . .  

Personal Web Site   

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MSM 476: Record-setting: You might want to grab a beverage, we’re going to talk for a while, even though I’m not entirely sure how this is supposed to work…

Jokes:  

Did you hear about the person who asked to sign up for the 401K?


The Lego store is reopening

  • People are lined up for blocks

I wanted to name my son Lance.

My wife objected. 

I told her that in Medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.


Does swimming in debt count as cardio?


Did you hear about the doughboy with a dough dog? 

  • He’s pure bread


A pirate went to the doctor and says, “I have moles on me back, aaarrrghh”

The Doctor says, “It’s OK, they’re benign”. 

The pirate says, “Count again. I think there be ten”


If a knight in Prague dons his armor, does that mean the Czech is in the mail?

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

Middle School Science Minute: Straight from the Headlines

I was recently reading the September/October, 2020 issue of “Science Scope,” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association. 

In this issue, I read the Editor’s Note column “Straight from the Headlines”  written by Patty McGinnis.

There are many ways that current events can be incorporated into the classroom.  Current events can be used as an introductory phenomenon to a problem, can support a claim, or can be utilized to provide students with an engineering task.  The use of websites can provide teachers with vetted articles about recent events and current events, most of which are identified by Lexile score.  Resources include:

Readworks — http://readworks.org

Reports from the Front Lines

Advisory:

The Big Picture

https://www.gocomics.com/thebigpicture/2020/08/31

The Twitterverse

Typical EduCelebrity @EduCelebrity

I am a strong advocate for state testing in virtual schooling if parents are made to proctor. One year’s worth of those training videos and there-is-nothing-more-important-in-life-than-test-security and that’ll be end of that.

𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐝 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 @DrBradJohnson

It’s not just students who need Maslow. Teachers need: 1) feel safe / supported 2) emotional connection/ relationships 3) feel respected 4) attention/ appreciation 5) value within the team 6) Volition/ autonomy 7) innovation/ creativity 8) self care

Typical EduCelebrity @EduCelebrity

This year is already challenging for many students. Some are thinking about taking a gap year before starting middle school.

CBLibraries @CBLibraries

Coming soon… Our @CBLibraries will be offering #curbsidepickup! Librarians will be sharing how students can continue to check out library books during distance learning! Stay tuned for more details…  

SanjayaMishra @SanjayaMishra

Happy Teachers’ Day to all teachers in India.  

Don’t forget #Look for your host, Todd Bloch, to have a middle school topic all ready to go!  Make it a strategic part of your personal professional development.

Resources:

Does This Text Make Me Look Angry?  From Axis Team’s “The Culture Translator” Newsletter

What it is: For teens, “full stops” (i.e. sentences that end with a period) are seen as “intimidating,” and are assumed to convey a tone of anger or frustration.

Why it’s wrecking your text threads with your teen: “Pistaphobia,” or fear of the period punctuation mark, is definitely a thing amongst teens. Since teens see each individual text as a full thought, adding a period can seem unnecessary and even passive-aggressive. Of course, for those of us who aren’t digital natives, skipping the period at the end of a text isn’t exactly second nature. But when your teen pings you with team practice times or a quick message to say they’ll be a little late, be aware that your quick response of “Okay.” could be interpreted as terse or foreboding.  

www.axis.org  

Challenge Unacceptable – From Axis.org  

What it is: The #newteacherchallenge drew headlines this week as parents used the hashtag to prank their kids. The hashtag has 43 million views.

Why it’s pretty sad, actually: Participants pretend to be on a video chat with their child’s new teacher. They then call their child over to “meet their new teacher,” using a photo of a random celebrity, cartoon villain, or visually unusual person, and film their child’s reaction. Several parents who participated in this challenge thought it would be funny to see their child’s reaction if the new “teacher” was a person with a physical abnormality or disability. Some of the photos used were of prominent disability advocates, who have since penned essays on how it feels to be derided and presented to children as some sort of scary monster. Instead of letting your children think that people with disabilities are something to fear, be a part of showing them how every human being has incredible value.  

99Math

Teacher organized, content selected, math game challenge.  Challenge your class, challenge other classes, challenge the world.  www.99math.com  -or- https://99math.com/live-games  where you can join a live 20 min. game and take on others from around the world!  

Web Spotlight:  

We the Young People: For our Teachers

  • Please Manage Zoom (or other online learning platforms) better
  • Understand the emotional impact of COVID-19 and the Black Lives Matter uprising on our capacity to learn. 
  • Rethink how you engage us online.  
  • Engage us offline in different ways
  • Please call/text us before you call our parents or guardians.
  • Change the way you evaluate us with homework and tests and be clear about grading.

We the Young People: For each other

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1j1yHO2GGWzb8SF14qrV0Wm8M2wPoDLRDHGpu0klE_sw/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwAR3urcNSrL7L-_sdGSpfB-nurn_zOlmWiER7XjHLKH01MwEl-1HFSStH2TU#annotations:-MDZZO7cEeq3d3fudGiqjQ

Blended and Online Learning Strategies from Yong Zhao

Podcast from Silver Lining for Learning   

Dr. Catlin Tucker is a bestselling author, international trainer, and keynote speaker. She was named Teacher of the Year in 2010 in Sonoma County, where she taught for 16 years. Catlin earned her doctorate in learning technologies at Pepperdine University. Currently, Catlin is working as a blended learning coach and education consultant. Catlin has written a series of bestselling books on blended learning, which are available below. You can find Catlin on Twitter at @Catlin_Tucker and can access numerous free resources at her internationally-ranked blog.”

https://silverliningforlearning.org/episode-24-blended-and-online-learning-with-catlin-tucker/

Google Image Search 

Google has updated the Usage Rights panel. 

Random Thoughts . . .  

Personal Web Site   

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MSM 475: What Shawn is doing -or- What is Shawn doing? Inflection is everything.

Jokes:  



Classical music themes are easy to come up with. 

  • I could make you a Liszt.

What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

  • HeHe

What happens when you forget to take your restless leg medicine?

  • You want to kick yourself

8 vowels, 11 consonants, an exclamation point, and a comma appeared in court today. 

  • They are due to be sentenced next week. 

Hey, I just got a job offer at a coffee bar. 

  • Pays not great, but it has a lot of perks.

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel number every day. 


I went to see a show about puns.

  • It was just a play on words.

Never lie to an x-ray technician.

  • They can see right through you.

To the guy who invented the zero:

  • Thanks for nothing!

Is your wife technically your ex-girlfriend?

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

Middle School Science Minute: Create Your Own Rainbow

I was recently looking at ideas for at-home learning and I came across a fun investigation from “Physics Central.”

The investigation is entitled: “Create Your Own Rainbow.”

The investigation and rainbows share the same principles:

  • refraction — light bending
  • reflecting — light bouncing back

Reports from the Front Lines

The Twitterverse

Mr. Gupton @GuptonTeaches

I. Want. To. Be. In. The. Building. With. My. Kids. Being selfish today. Ignore me.

NJAMLE @NJAMLE

Special thanks to Lori Chen, @StephJWhite14 @AdamsntheMiddle @LynnThompsonELA @tinamonte @ProfJPizzo for helping me @snydesn2 to establish the first 23 episodes of the Middle Ground Minute. Check out the @NJAMLE website for the Archive and more in the near future. #njed @Amle

Typical EduCelebrity @EduCelebrity

Don’t get too caught up in the aesthetics of your virtual classroom. While building the airplane that you’re trying to fly at the same time, few are worried about the in-flight movie.

Bridget Bryson @BrysonBridget

Had wonderful and uplifting @AMLE virtual ‘bonfire’ yesterday. Mod’ asked us to share positives about the current teaching scenario. Awkward silence. A brave teacher found one…then ideas flowed. Mine? The sheer joy and humor of amateur videos & unexpected during live meets

Look for your host, Todd Bloch, to have a middle school topic all ready to go!  Make it a strategic part of your personal professional development.

Strategies:  

Resources:

The Perfect Blend:  A Practical Guide to Designing Student-Centered Learning Experiences

Michele Eaton, Author

Annotate PDFs Collaboratively Using Google Drive

The sequence goes something like this:

  • Upload a PDF to your Google Drive (New>File upload, or click-and-drag the PDF into your Google Drive).
  • Click the PDF to preview it.
  • (Optional) Click the share button in the upper right to add other people, or get a link to share.
  • Click on the annotate icon in the upper right to start adding notes.  Highlight text or illustrations throughout the document to comment on them.
  •  
https://sites.hampshire.edu/hamp-it/2018/05/18/annotate-pdfs-collaboratively-using-google-drive/#annotations:HP9rfOSFEeqOE69lApWWlg

Web Spotlight:  

Make Your Classroom More Like…El Pollo Loco?

Most people have a favorite restaurant. I go to El Pollo Loco for the avocado salsa. I go for the green sauce. 

http://www.brentcoley.com/blog/make-your-classroom-more-likeel-pollo-loco#annotations:OrQsyOSWEeqOtjOVcsVaKA

Random Thoughts . . .  

Personal Web Site  

Codicil

  1. Content Resource Ideas:  
    1. Begin the year with a Team Olympics:  https://ditchthattextbook.com/end-the-school-year-with-epic-review-olympics-free-templates/  (You’ll have to modify some of this.)
    2. Make a video about myself (the student):  Bill Ferriter  @plugusin

Remember that quick @Flipgrid activity I shared with y’all last week? The private Introduction Video that I asked students to make with 3 facts about them, 2 questions for me and 1 clear pronunciation of their name?  Can be done in Moodle as well.  

  1.  Warm-up ideas:  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Efd2lwYWkAE-xOV?format=jpg&name=4096×4096  
  2. Create a self-portrait and share it to the group:  https://t.co/lfBvXNmqLe?amp=1  
  3. Dave Burgess’ 50 back to remote learning activities:  https://t.co/Igha8MUr2U?amp=1  
  4. Teacher created Kahoot Trivia Challenges
    1. Wooclap . . . meme chose.  
  5. Digital Citizenship Presentations:  Digital Citizenship Tips   
  6. Self-Care Challenge:  https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oFT1w59feNVneXGqU-eWa5PwmpBec1eQeMIR8ihmXmY/edit?usp=sharing  
  7. Three Family Sale (online radio drama):   https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oFT1w59feNVneXGqU-eWa5PwmpBec1eQeMIR8ihmXmY/edit?usp=sharing  
  8. Building an Empowered Community (Dr. J. Spencer):  https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XSH-iSvAfMj3w1VdE6zkpBzQT9ran13q87ri54EiTf0/edit
  9. Create Team Online Expectations?
    1. https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1LGpT1NZ8m07Q7YLGxMztMa0k8kJ-LJobXx07e55Y4M0/edit?usp=sharing  
  10. Design a structure for “Team Meetings” 

    Potential topics to cover the first week:  

    1. School Schedule  
    2. How the team works
    3. What Distance Learning looks like this year vs. last year.
    4. Team expectations
    5. How a Team Meeting works
    6. What the sticker in the envelope is for.
    7. Introduction letter we sent home and the booklet inside.  
    8. Setting a goal for the first five weeks.
    9. Setting up a learning zone in the house.
    10. What does it mean to study?
    11. Finishing the job – the assignment gets done.
    12. Team/Teacher expectations for online interactions.
    13. Definitions and examples of Civil Discourse.  
    14. How to find an assignment online.
    15. Understanding a calendar.  
      1. Creativity takes time video
    16. Digital Citizenship materials from Wayne RESA.  
      1. Password security
    17. Wellness check as a repeated activity each advisory.  
    18. Cardinal Challengers Olympics – Wooclap (or other) trivia game, basic facts I should have learned in 6th grade, Science, Math, English, Social Studies general knowledge questions.  
    19. Student code of conduct (I heard the planners are in this year . . . )  
    20. People at Strong faces recognition game “Who are the people in your neighborhood?” in Wooclap, or other type of app.  
    21. AMAA – Ask Me Almost Anything 
    22.  Table Topics Cards – Conversation starters  
    23. Explain to me:  
      1. how 
        1. to play your favorite game (video or otherwise).  
      2. When 
        1. Is a good time to do homework?
      3. Where 
        1. Is a good place to study?
        2. Is the best place to get ice cream?
        3. Are your little siblings hiding during this Google Meet ‘cause I can hear them!  🙂  
      4. Why 
        1. Did you choose this spot?
        2. Do you listen to that particular music?  
      5. To what extent do you 
    24. Brainstorm a list of things you (the student) can do at home to make someone’s day better.  
      1. Make a plan and do it.
    25. Short podcasts we could play to generate discussion:  
      1. Astropup and the Seven Mountains of Genius (Video Game addiction):  https://www.storynory.com/astropup-and-the-seven-mountains-of-genius/  
      2. Which is more important:  Liberty or Security?  https://tuttletwins.com/podcast/which-is-more-important-liberty-or-security/  
      3. The Swing (Robert Louis Stevenson) – Short poem:  https://www.storynory.com/the-swing/  
      4. The Moon (Robert Louis Stevenson) – Short poem:  https://www.storynory.com/the-moon-poem/  
      5. The Moon Song (goes with above):  https://www.storynory.com/the-moon-song/  
      6. Six Honest Serving Men (Kipling):  https://www.storynory.com/six-honest-serving-men/  
    26.  Reasons why should dihydrogen monoxide be banned – make a list:  
      1. https://www.dhmo.org/facts.html  
      2. https://www.dhmo.org/truth/Dihydrogen-Monoxide.html  
      3. https://www.gulfcoast.edu/current-students/academic-divisions/natural-sciences/biology-project/chemistry-1/documents/dihydrogen-monoxide.pdf
    27. 99Math.com competition (not every day) when it gets ready for the new year:  https://99math.com/live-games  

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    MSM 474: In the Studio

    Jokes:  

    What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

    • A spelling bee

    Who did the zombie take to the prom?

    • Ghoul-friend

    What did one toilet say to the other?

    • You look flushed

    What kind of shoes do spies wear?

    • Sneakers

    What gets wet while drying?

    • A towel

    How much does it cost a pirate to get ears pierced?

    • A buck an ear

    Help Stamp out and Abolish Redundancy


    What word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

    • Short

    Image may contain: text that says 'MELON COLLIE?'

    Middle School Science Minute  

    by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

    Middle School Science Minute: Engaging Families

    I was recently reading the July/August, 2020 issue of “Science and Children,” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association. 

    In this issue, I read the Editor’s Note column “Engaging Families”  written by Elizabeth Barrett-Zahn.

    During the pandemic, she attended quite a few professional development opportunities.  She has had three essential takeaways:

    1.  Access and equity
    2.  Social-emotional sensitivities
    3.  Sensemaking and other 21st century skills

    Reports from the Front Lines

    Advisory:

    Pointless Inventions

    https://thehustle.co/the-man-who-has-created-100-pointless-inventions/#annotations:pND60uC9EeqWehs22aPFjA

    Inspirational Quotes

    https://www.lifehack.org/882953/overcoming-challenges-quotes

    The Twitterverse

    Bill Ferriter @plugusin

    Remember that quick @Flipgrid activity I shared with y’all last week? The private Introduction Video that I asked students to make with 3 facts about them, 2 questions for me and 1 clear pronunciation of their name? Here’s proof that it was totally worth the time.

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    Tamarindtree  @tamarindtree2

    When we launched in March, we were skeptical of having volunteers on a sustainable basis. But here we are, running an Orientation every week engaging with folks who want to teach online, create content – help bridge the learning divde. Join! https://tamarindtree.org/main/index.php/our-volunteer-programme/

    Mark Moran @markemoran

    Imagine searching a history topic on Google and then clicking a filter to eliminate the [worthless] results. It would be just like doing a search on SweetSearch History. http://history.sweetsearch.com #satchat #sschat #historyteacher #HistoryMatters

    R Graham Oliver: The Purpose of Education replied

    Erin Harrington, emotional junior staffer @ladyhorrors

    Had a terrible morning in the #NZHellhole. Visited a busy farmers market where the leeks were too big & I was nearly set upon by a vicious bichon frise. Drove through sea fog (designed to keep us trapped) and had ice cream for brunch bc cereal is rationed. Cried all the way home

    R Graham Oliver: The Purpose of Education @rgrahamoliver

    You know how we feel for you

    Greg Perry @futurebehaviour

    Following the success of the government’s recent slogans ie Stay Home, Stay Safe and Eat Out to Help Out, here are some new suggestions: Go swimming, Stay Dry Drink Booze, Stay Sober Avoid the Wind, Fly Kites

    Look for your host, Todd Bloch, to have a middle school topic all ready to go!  Make it a strategic part of your personal professional development.

    Strategies:  

    How Do We Know When Kids Understand?

    https://robertkaplinsky.com/know-kids-understand/#annotations:9keyRuDEEeqmnLvAa86dUA

    22 Tips for Online Instruction

    http://blogs.edweek.org/teachers/classroom_qa_with_larry_ferlazzo/2020/08/twenty_tips_for_online_instruction.html

    Resources:

    Open Education Resource:  Open Textbooks for Hong Kong

    http://www.opentextbooks.org.hk/

    The Noun Project

    The use of visual aids in education has proven vital for classrooms since time immemorial, from preschool through senior year.

    learners absorb information more easily — and can better retrieve it later on — when they’re given both verbal and visual cues to “encode” a concept in their minds.

    https://blog.thenounproject.com/free-resources-for-teachers-a6a1e32351e6#annotations:a9ZUeOMIEeqMFFtpTxxVPQ

    Math Tutorials

    LOTS of videos.

    http://patrickjmt.com/#annotations:C5bV9OAXEeq6KBc_dKvVDw

    Web Spotlight:  

    U.S. Billionaire Wealth Surged During The Pandemic

    U.S. billionaires saw their wealth surge 20 percent since the start of the pandemic according to an analysis by the Institute for Policy Studies and Americans for Tax Fairness. Between March 18 and June 17, the total net worth of 643 American billionaires increased from $2.9 trillion to $3.5 trillion while a further 29 individuals joined the club. While their collective wealth grew by $584 billion, some 45.5 million Americans filed for unemployment.

    https://www.statista.com/chart/22068/change-in-wealth-of-billionaires-during-pandemic/#annotations:GR6DROKREeqHly8iFRFHqQ

    Do We Still Believe?

    AMLE article by Jack Bereckemeyer

    1. Teaming
    2. Advisory
    3. Flexible block schedule
    4. Offering of a variety of exploratory or essentials classes
    5. Various forms of assessments
    6. Educators who are trained to teach this age group
    7. Empowerment of students in their learning
    8. Comprehensive guidance programs
    9. Ongoing professional development that reflects best middle level practices
    10. Students and teachers who are actively engaged in the classroom

    http://www.amle.org/BrowsebyTopic/WhatsNew/WNDet.aspx?ArtMID=888&ArticleID=384

    Native Land

    https://native-land.ca/#annotations:3mbipuDwEeqHWrswb7nA4g

    What Will Middle Schoolers Need When School Reopens?

    http://www.amle.org/BrowsebyTopic/WhatsNew/WNDet/TabId/270/ArtMID/888/ArticleID/1171/What-Will-Middle-Schoolers-Need-When-School-Reopens.aspx#annotations:waTQbOC8Eeq5tuunF0NO0A

    Name Shoutouts 

    https://www.nameshouts.com/#annotations:DkXNmt_cEeqrBU9SJzh_4g

    Random Thoughts . . .  

    Personal Web Site  

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    MSM 473: Speak the Words – I clap, do Wooclap!

    Jokes:  



    A customer dropped a steak while in the grocery store. I said “whoops, now it’s ground beef”. They didn’t laugh. 


    Shawn: *yawns*

    Sean: *yeans*


    I’m going to set up a race where reaching Finland is the goal. That way, it’s literally a race to the Finnish line. 




    What’s the definition of a will?

    • Come on, it’s a dead giveaway

    Did you hear about the police department where someone is stealing the wheels off of the police cars?

    • Police are working tirelessly to catch the thief

    The letters that you receive are obviously mail. 

    • But are the bills that you receive Fee Mail?

    I may never get over my habit of referencing the Beach Boys, but wouldn’t it be nice?


    Why do ants never get sick?

    • Because they have little Anty Bodies

    Did you know you can hear the Blood in your veins?

    • You just need to listen varicosely

    Middle School Science Minute  

    by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

    Middle School Science Minute: Back to Mars

    I was recently reading the July/August 2020 issue of “Science Scope” a publication, for middle school teachers, of the National Science Teaching Association. 

    In this issue, I read the Scope on the Skies column written by Bob Riddle.  The title of the article was “Back to Mars.”

    July 2020 provided an opening window for missions to Mars.  During this window, which occurs every 26 months, a trip to Mars can be completed with 7 – 9 months.  The first launch of the month was by the United Arab Emirates Mars Mission on July 19.  The second launch of the month was by the China National Space Administration on July 23.  The third launch of the month was the NASA and Space X on July 30.  All launches were successful.

    Reports from the Front Lines

    • Prepped and Ready to Go?
      • H5P – Speak the Text and Speak the Text Set  
    • Meet the Teacher
    • SEL
    • Video Conferencing
    • Quick Tech Tips vs Online Learning Skills

    Advisory:

    The Twitterverse

    Typical EduCelebrity @EduCelebrity

    A good PBL teacher would have led a student project that would produce by now an effective vaccine against Covid.  

    EL Magazine @ELmagazine

    Which of these 7 habits of highly “affective” teachers will you commit to practicing this school year? @rickwormeli2  #satchat #edchat

    Nick Covington @CovingtonAHS

    Teacher PD should model the pedagogy we expect to see in the classroom. That’s not a pandemic thing, that’s an always thing. 

    M. Guhlin learns @mglearn

    RT: You’ve heard of audio books, but what about video books?

    http://ow.ly/zGSi50AWv72 mglearn #ela #remotelearning #distancelearning #txedtuesday — TCEA (TCEA) August 13, 2020

    Steven Weber @curriculumblog

    3 Simple Truths 1. Students want to feel connected #wholechild 2. Students enjoy engagement #Schlechty 3. Students want to ask questions #WhoOwnsTheLearning

    College of Education @MSUCollegeofEd

    ICYMI: MSU is offering free support programs to help school districts prepare for online instruction this fall. http://spr.ly/6014GcUiu

    Look for your host, Todd Bloch, to have a middle school topic all ready to go!  Make it a strategic part of your personal professional development.

    Strategies:  

    Class App

    Create a Google Slide Presentation (or web site) with links to things that an “App” would provide. 

    https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/e/2PACX-1vQ1oQKPbKnXz23hwCo8AMCxRunesbwylTz0y6yhhHjTy6VDNSH04Qrb4LDERFDw2JNj20wM_y6xpfU1/pub?start=false&loop=false&delayms=3000&slide=id.p

    Video Conferencing

    teachers hosting video conferencing sessions will want to consider whether whole group, small group, or individual sessions make the most sense given the purpose of that session.

    Resources:

    Illustrative Math (6-8) Curriculum

    Use GeoGebra Classroom to fully engage your students within this middle school curriculum. Monitor all student progress in real-time without the hassle of screen sharing!

    https://www.geogebra.org/m/ckm3ffqh

    Web Spotlight:  

    Teaching U.S. History in a Fractured America

    Gez.La

    The tours created by digitizing an existing place with different techniques are called virtual tours. It allows you to explore places from your computer, mobile phone or other devices at any time without actually going to that place.

    https://gez.la/

    Random Thoughts . . .  

    Personal Web Site  

    Click the Play button below to listen to the show!

    MSM 472: Tiny Tales for Learning This Fall

    Jokes:  







    What’s the worst part of ancient history class?

    • Teachers tend to Babylon.

    I made a playlist for hiking. It has music Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. 

    • I call it my Trail Mix


    I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. 

    • I’ll let you know which one comes first.

    If a cow doesn’t produce milk, is it…

    1. A Milk Dud
    2. An Udder Failure

    I had a bunch of Beatle puns, but that was

    • Yesterday

    I was watching an Australian cooking show. The chef made a meringue. The audience Cheered! I was totally surprised. 

    • Usually Australians boo meringue

    Middle School Science Minute  

    by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

    Middle School Science Minute: Waves

    I was recently reading the July/August 2020 issue of “Science Scope” a publication, for middle school teachers, of the National Science Teaching Association. 

    In this issue, I read the Editor’s Note Section written by Patty McGinnis.  The title of the article was “The Seemingly Endless Uses of Waves.”

    We interact with waves on a daily basis.  When teaching the topic of waves, teachers may want to consider starting with a phenomenon that focuses on how waves transmit energy, interact with materials, or are used for communication purposes.  Simulations can help students interact with waves in order to visualize how waves transmit energy and information.  Two websites to consider are:

    The Wonder of Science — https://thewonderofscience.com

    PhET — http://phet.colorado.edu

    Reports from the Front Lines

    Advisory:  

    The Twitterverse

    Eric Sheninger @E_Sheninger

    Teachers Will Get Covid-19. What Will Schools Do? https://buff.ly/2EuRbMN

    Rich Czyz @RACzyz

    Remote Learning Tips for Teachers #4OCF #satchat

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    Michael Sharrow @MichaelSharrow2

    Agree!

    Rich Czyz @RACzyz

    Remote Learning Tips for Parents #4OCF #satchat

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    Dave Burgess @burgessdave

    50…yes, FIFTY… Back to School Activities for the Remote Learning Classroom!!! Special thanks to @jmattmiller for this guest cross-post! https://daveburgess.com/50-back-to-school-activities-for-the-remote-learning-classroom/… #tlap #DitchBook #techlap #LeadLAP #remotelearning #edtech #distancelearning #4ocf

    Look for your host, Todd Bloch, to have a middle school topic all ready to go!  Make it a strategic part of your personal professional development.

    Strategies:  

    Standards Based Learning in Middle School History

    https://edtechhistory.blogspot.com/2020/07/standards-based-learning-in-middle.html

    Resources:

    AMLE:  Middle School Reopening Strategies

    https://www.amle.org/BrowsebyTopic/WhatsNew/WNDet/TabId/270/ArtMID/888/ArticleID/1167/Middle-School-Reopening-Strategies.aspx?fbclid=IwAR0hUtxWYIhWm0o50rmuaIp6NS9psaHJjj6nTUvaFU2FHj93jcuPSjcf14I

    SOAR – Online Virtual Learning Matrix from PBIS

    https://www.pbisrewards.com/wp-content/uploads/pbis-behavior-matrix-virtual-classroom.pdf

    Education and Racial Justice

    A growing playlist of virtual webinars and workshops focused on racial justice and equity in education- Spring and Summer 2020.

    Google Meet Plug-ins

    Google Meet Enhancement Suite:  https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/google-meet-enhancement-s/ljojmlmdapmnibgflmmminacbjebjpno?hl=en-US  

    Tiny Tales

    Each book contains two hundred of these tiny stories. For each book, I write three hundred tiny stories here at the blog. 

    Each completed book is free to read online as a Pressbook or you can download a free digital file (PDF, MOBI, EPUB); you can also listen to a free audiobook. In addition, you can purchase a Kindle version or paperback version from Amazon. There are four books available as of July 26: three books of stories, plus a teaching guide.

    https://microfables.blogspot.com/2020/06/tiny-tales-series.html

    Web Spotlight:  

    Middle Graders Reflect on the COVID Closure

    I wrote a survey seeking information from students in our schools.

    This is What A Scientist Looks Like

    I Am a Scientist is an effort to introduce children to scientists outside of the narrow stereotypes that our culture typically offers (old, male, white, nerdy).

    https://theplenary.co/public-blog/2020/6/5/i-am-a-scientist-program-is-live

    https://www.iamascientist.info/

    #AMLE20 is Virtual

    http://www.amle.org/annual/Home/tabid/244/Default.aspx

    Random Thoughts . . .  

    Personal Web Site  

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    MSM 471: This is Getting Out of Hand! Tinkering with Conferences.

    MSM 471: This is Getting Out of Hand!  Tinkering with Conferences.

    Jokes:  

    I just got over my passion for chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts.

    • I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.

    My bank called to let me know that I had an outstanding balance. 

    • I told them “Thanks, I used to do gymnastics”. It was nice of them to notice and say. 

    Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call the substitooths. 


    I have a friend who just went to work in a factory making plastic statues of Dracula. There are only two of them at a time. 

    • So, she really has to make every second count. 

    I have a friend who can communicate with vegetables.

    • Apparently Jack and the Beans talk



    Did you hear about the dog who gave birth to puppies on the side of the road?

    • She was ticketed for littering.

    Did you hear about the man who was shot 200 times with an upholstery gun?

    • He’s now “fully recovered”

    Middle School Science Minute  

    by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

    Middle School Science Minute: Tinkering vs. Engineering

    I was recently reading the February 2020 issue of “Science and Children,” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association. 

    In this issue, I read the Editor’s Note Section written by Elizabeth Barrett-Zahn.  The title of the article was “Tinkering vs. Engineering.”

    Tinkerers see possibilities beyond the prescribed or conventional use of things.  Engineers work within a framework of solving problems, with imposed limitations and within guidelines.  But whether we use the term tinkerer or engineer we need to encourage students to think creatively as they design solutions.

    Reports from the Front Lines

    •  Conferences
      • Apple
      • Educational?
      • MoodleMoot Global Online 2020 
        • Interesting keynote comment, predicting the return of the “Guru” to education.  Imagine a world where the teacher develops and fine-tunes a curriculum and then travels from institution to institution or multiple institutions at the same time and the students follow the guru to the various institutions . . . 
      • Badges
        • Gamification king - Moodlemoot global 2020
    • Experts
      • District
      • Outsiders
    • Failing
      • Formula 409, Edison and the Lightbulb Story, Post-IT Notes

    The Twitterverse

    Catlin Tucker @Catlin_Tucker

    Offline Choice Boards: How Are You Integrating Offline Learning into Your Online Class? – https://catlintucker.com/2020/04/offline-choice-board/ #edchat

    Emily Fɾαɳƈιʂ @emilyfranESL

    My teacher bookshelf Vs Betsy DeVos’ bookshelf — and she’s making the decisions on how we should teach

    #GetAbook #GetEducated

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    You can send books to the Secretary of Education at Secretary of Education DeVos, 400 Maryland Ave SW, Washington D.C. 20202  

    Matt Miller @jmattmiller

    30+ digital escape rooms (plus a step by step guide for creating your own)

    30+ FREE digital escape rooms you can use TOMORROW!

    Step-by-step instructions for creating your own.  A planning template to get you started

    http://ditchthattextbook.com/30-digital-escape-rooms-plus-tips-and-tools-for-creating-your-own/… #ditchbook

    Jack Berckemeyer @JBerckemeyer

    Larry Kudkow announced that getting kids back to school is easy! You can social distance kids it’s easy! Has he been in a middle school classroom with 28 kids? Shake head back and forth – repeat several times!

    Look for your host, Todd Bloch, to have a middle school topic all ready to go at #mschat!  Make it a strategic part of your personal professional development.  

    Strategies:  

    !COVID-19 LEARNING KEEPS GOING.

    To support educators and parents during extended school closures, ISTE and EdSurge have curated a list of free tools and resources as well as an Educator Help Desk where experts will answer your online learning questions.

    https://www.learningkeepsgoing.org/

    Resources:

    Lumi H5P Desktop Editor

    Edit your H5P content on your desktop with the Lumi app.  Don’t need to be connected to the internet to work on differentiating your online content.  

    http://lumi.education/

    Moodle Tool Guide

    This online chart tells you which tool to use for which desired outcome, the level of difficulty, and how Bloom’s ties in to the activity.  

    https://moodletoolguide.net/en/

    How To Protect Yourself

    https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2020/07/11/889716534/coronavirus-faq-how-do-i-protect-myself-if-the-coronavirus-can-linger-in-the-air

    Web Spotlight:  

    8 Ideas to Engage Students Online

    1. Sort It Out

    2. Online Fishbowl

    3. Expert Group Investigations

    4. Collaborative Annotations

    5. Google Map Adventures

    6. Spotify Playlist

    7. Scavenger Hunts

    8. Online Discussions

    A New, Antiracist Canon – Suggested Texts

    A word of caution: “A New, Antiracist Canon” is a list of texts designed to highlight the work and voices of BIPOC artists, as well as to help teachers address some of the tough questions of history, justice, and racism. Some texts contain violence, sex, and offensive language, including use of the N-word. Educators should carefully preview any resource before using it to ensure it is appropriate for their classroom, school, and population. They should also ensure they have antiracist training and experience, as well as administrative permission, before selecting more mature texts for their curriculum. To learn more about how this list was developed and what antiracist education is, please see the Letter of Explanation.

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BPgH7EUlQUby9k0wr1h3V8lQi4q0SHsCqFJWC90K2ZA/edit?fbclid=IwAR1Z8qpByNaathKNaLmlQ_9flD0_ekU3WmGnfL9bv7k3EOCumYQ5PcQBVkE

    University cheating might be up — but don’t just blame students

    As universities and colleges shift classes online during the COVID-19 pandemic, some experts are warning instructors to change their teaching approach in order to curb a perceived rise in cases of suspected cheating.

    “There’s so many things [instructors] have to adapt to and they’re not sure how to do that. They tend to rely on the solutions that worked in the classroom setting,” said Skidmore. “You have to develop assessment strategies that are better suited to an online environment.” 

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/university-cheating-might-be-up-but-don-t-just-blame-students-1.5618272

    Random Thoughts . . .  

    Personal Web Site  

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    MSM 470: CoCoRhee Kick ‘em in the Knee! CoCoRaHS Kick ‘em in the Other Knee!

    Jokes:  



    Have you ever tried blind-folded archery?

    • You don’t know what you are missing.

    Did you hear about the Dad who got a tattoo of a thermos?

    • He doesn’t want anyone to touch the thermos tat. 

    My wife insists she doesn’t want to go to an 80’s fancy dress party, 

    but I remain Adamant. 


    A woman was informed by the a doctor that she was pregnant. Her response?

    • Woman: “What? You’ve got to be….kid in me”. 
    • Doctor: “Did you get pregnant just to use that joke?” 
    • Women: Get pregnant for a lame pun? That’s inconceivable”. 

    I can cut down a tree just by looking at it. 

    • I saw it with my own eyes.

    Why does a chicken coop always have two doors?

    • If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

    You know, Eagle eyed people aren’t  sure if they are supposed to take it easy

    • Or take it to the limit one more time. 

    Middle School Science Minute  

    by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

    Middle School Science Minute: CoCoRaHS

    I was recently reading the February 2020 issue of “Science Teacher,” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association. 

    In this issue, I read the Citizen Science Section written by Jill Nugent.  The title of the article was “Gauging Rainfall with CoCoRaHS: The Community Collaborative Rain, Hail, and Snow Network.”

    CoCoRaHS is an acronym for the Community Collaborative Rain, Hail, and Snow Network.  CoCoRaHS is a unique, non-profit, community-based network of volunteers of all ages and backgrounds working together to measure and map precipitation (rain, hail, and snow).  By using low-cost measurement tools, stressing training and education, and utilizing an interactive website, the aim of CoCoRaHS is to provide the highest quality data for natural resource, education, and research applications.  CoCoRaHS is now in all fifty states, Canada, The Bahamas, Puerto Rico, and the US Virgin Islands.

    Reports from the Front Lines

    • Summer Prep Plans
      • What do you do for Fall?
      • School Directives?  
        • Principals sending Information Blasts  
        • State Departments of Education General Guidelines.  
    • OER materials?  
    • Stamped From The Beginning by Ibram X. Kendi     

    The Twitterverse

    maddie  @_AstroMaddie

    i literally spit out my water

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    Julie Jee 아직도 피곤해  @mrsjjee

    I asked my brother (ER director in New Rochelle) if he thought there would be school in September and he replied no before I finished saying September.

    Eric Sheninger @E_Sheninger

    As it looks like more and more schools will open up with some form of #remotelearning here are some resources to help https://pin.it/G168F67 #edchat #suptchat #edutwitter #cpchat #COVIDー19 #covid19 #Covid_19  https://twitter.com/E_Sheninger/status/1279438075891011586/photo/1

    Don’t forget to go to #mschat on Twitter every Thursday at 8:00 pm EST.  Look for your host, Todd Bloch, to have a middle school topic all ready to go!  Make it a strategic part of your personal professional development.

    Resources:

    University cheating might be up — but don’t just blame students

    Academic integrity experts say instructors must change how they assess students online during pandemic.

    She said she’s not surprised by reports of students using Google during online exams and sharing answers in group chats with fellow students.

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/university-cheating-might-be-up-but-don-t-just-blame-students-1.5618272

    Why aren’t teachers using the resources companies sell to their districts?

    • How districts procure instructional resources often leaves teachers disconnected from what gets purchased, what is actually needed, and what gets used. One way to understand why teachers do or do not adopt certain resources is through Clayton Christensen’s “Jobs to Be Done” theory.
    • Teachers commit to employing a resource when they perceive that doing so will accomplish one of at least two potential Jobs to Be Done: (1) enhance their current practices to help them engage and challenge students or (2) signal to administrators that they are in line with their school’s new initiative. Teachers who expect a resource to fulfill the first of these jobs tend to use the resource more faithfully than do their peers with the latter perspective.

    Web Spotlight:  

    Mountain Moot

    http://mountainmoot.com/

    Principals Quarantine

    https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/California-principals-in-quarantine-after-15382142.php

    Random Thoughts . . .  

    Personal Web Site  

    Click the Play button below to listen to the show!

    MSM 469: HashTag, HashTag, We got your HashTags!

    MSM 469: HashTag, HashTag, We got your HashTags!

    Jokes:

    The Gene Pool:


    I have a friend who wants to buy a boat. However, he doesn’t have a place to dock it. 

    • Yep, I have a friend without pier.

    I don’t usually tell dad jokes, 

    • but when I do, he laughs

    Have you heard about the new snail racing sport in France?

    • It’s called NASCARgo

    Why did the housecleaner put a bottle of Coke in the oven?

    • The housecleaner was told that baking soda can clean an oven.

    If you don’t like musical puns…

    • You have my symphony.

    I just realized my kitchen countertop is made of marble.

    • I’ve been taking it for granite for all these years.

    I have a friend who is very afraid of misspelling texts. He’s been looking up symptoms on the internet.

    • You could say my friend is a typochondriac. 


    If you adjust your posture….

    • Do you stand corrected?

    Middle School Science Minute  

    by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

    I was recently reading the Spring 2020 issue of “The Concord Consortium,” a publication of the Concord Consortium.  

    In this issue, I read an article written by Chad Dorsey.  The title of the article was “Perspective: Environments for Coherent, Inquiry-based Learning.” 

    Robust simulation environments can foster coherent, inquiry-based learning.  Indeed, many topics and phenomena are simply not accessible for inquiry in the science classroom—they may be too large or too small, demand timescales that are too long or too short, or require conditions that are too dangerous to create in a school laboratory setting.  In such cases, technology is essential.  However, while individual simulations can illustrate a phenomenon, far too often they do little more than that—provide an illustrative animation.  There is another way.

    Concord Consortium

    Reports from the Front Lines

    • Making Plans to Return to School – Now is the time to prepare!  
      • Plan for a full year of distance learning.  Even if we don’t.  
        • Create contingency plans that include face-to-face lesson design in case we are able to go back to a regular classroom environment.  
      • Seek out teachers who have the remote learning puzzle figured out and learn from them.
      • Consider curriculum options already online.  
      • Push back on unreasonable expectations by the administration.  
    • Suggestions for Distance Learning:  
      • Start the online experience like it is the first day of class again.  Establish norms.
      • Remember they will have additional home responsibilities.  
      • Make social interaction a priority.  
      • You don’t need to use 100% of your online time in direct instruction.  
      • Limit the amount of messaging that goes home.  Parents could get overwhelmed.  
    • Designing a “learning space” at home:  
      • Avoid windows
      • Avoid noisy areas & distracting environments  
      • Swivel chair if possible
      • Headphones, please  
    • Middle School Principles:  This We Believe – Keys to Educating Young Adolescents (2010).  
      • We value young adolescents and are prepared to teach them.
      • We must engage our students and ourselves in active purposeful learning.
      • Our curriculum is challenging, explorative, integrative, and relevant.  
      • We use multiple learning and teaching approaches.  
      • We create varied and ongoing assessments that advance learning as well as measure it.  

    The Twitterverse

    Brittany Washburn  @BrittanyWTweets

    Distance Learning Idea:  “Research Assignment” Internet Scavenger Hunt

    https://t.co/9mXLfI3ivy?amp=1  or  http://www.brittanywashburn.com/2020/05/3-types-of-internet-scavenger-hunts-to.html  

    John Faig @johnfaig

    Cameras don’t work well and a broadcast pedagogy will not work for remote students. #PBL is the only hope of having S’s on and off-campus do similarly engaging work.

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    Rob Elliott  @robiupui

    I cannot teach a course with half of the students in a socially-distanced classroom and half in a Zoom room simultaneously. People think I’m being a crank. Am I a crank, #AcademicTwitter ?  Show this thread

    Look for your host, Todd Bloch, to have a middle school topic all ready to go!  Make it a strategic part of your personal professional development. 

    Resources:

    Matt Miller – Ditch That Textbook – Remote Learning 101

    Free online course in 15-ish modules to get you ready for remote learning.  Comes at the right price and with a certificate at the end of the course.  

    https://ditch.teachable.com/p/remote-learning-101

    Activity Sheets

    The activities below are available for free download, and are to be used in educational and/or private settings. They may not be used elsewhere or for other purposes (such as for profit) unless explicit permission is granted.

    Below will find: Blank Comic Book Pages, Special Activities, “How to Draw…” Instructions, “Finish This Comic!” Comics, and Drawing/Writing Prompts.

    Choose Your Own Fake News

    Choose Your Own Fake News is an interactive “choose your own adventure” game. Play the game as Flora, Jo or Aida from East Africa, and navigate the world of disinformation and misinformation through the choices you make. Scrutinize news and information about job opportunities, vaccines and upcoming elections to make the right choices!

    https://chooseyourownfakenews.com/

    Web Spotlight:  

     #Hashtag180 Your Classroom  

    WHY: To Improve Student Learning Experiences.

    #Hashtag180 began as one fifth grade science teacher’s journey to enhance and supplement curriculum. It grew into: Hashtag A Community Around Your Curriculum.

    HOW: See: How To Hashtag North Carolina Science Essential Standards and North Carolina Curriculum Hashtags.Tweet one experience on each of the 180 school days of the year, and hashtag it with your learning objective and #hashtag180.

    UPDATE: Also see: #Hashtag180 Central, including: Look Out for Learning and Hashtagging ISTE Student Standards

    WHO: ALL Educators

    WHAT: The #Hashtag180 Challenge was originally designed for educators to access and share learning resources very specifically by tweeting life and classroom experiences, hashtagged with learning objectives and #Hashtag180. Where does it go from here? The possibilities are endless…

    WHERE: #Hashtag180

    Random Thoughts . . .  

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    MSM 468: Wrong on Soooooo Many Levels . . .

    MSM 468:  Wrong on Soooooo Many Levels . . .

    Jokes:  


    Why did the police officer pull over the moving van?

    • He wanted to bust a move.

    What do dentists call their x-rays?

    • Tooth pics

    The re-opening of LEGO stores was a big event. 

    • People were lined up for blocks


    There was a HUGE sale on long paddles at the store. 

    • You could say it was a Big Oar Deal.

    I’m going to name my next dog Rolex.

    • Yep, he’s going to be a watchdog

    Why do dogs float in water?

    • They are good buoys

    I was going to look for my watch. 

    • But I could never find the time

    Did you hear about the guy on the phone pumping gas when his wife called. 

    • He had to his Exxon hold

    Today, I was ironing bored and I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed because “irony”. 


    I witnessed an altercation between two sketch artists. 

    • Guns were drawn

    I’m changing all my passwords to “Kenny”. 

    • Yep, I’ll have Kenney Loggins. 

    Communists’ jokes aren’t funny. 

    • Until everyone gets it.

    Goth anti-vaxxers will never listen to which band?

    • The Cure

    I just sold my homing pigeon on eBay.

    • For the 22nd time

    Middle School Science Minute  

    by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

    Middle School Science Minute: Environmental Health Scientist

    I was recently reading the April / May, 2020 issue of “Science Teacher,” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association. 

    In this issue, I read an article written by Luba Vangelova.  The title of the article was “Environmental Health Scientist.”

    Environmental health scientists study how environmental toxins impact human health, and work to mitigate such risks.  The article features an interview with Casey Bartrem, an environmental health scientist who serves as the executive director of Terragraphics International Foundation in Moscow, Idaho.  Casey is a graduate of Michigan State University.  

    Reports from the Front Lines

    • Dateline Shijiazhuang:  China pulls students from schools – July 11 final exams.  期末考试  COVID-19 Round 2.  
    • Summer Plans? 
      • Training the kids
      • Training the teachers
    • OER

    The Twitterverse

    Scott McLeod @mcleod  

    Episode 13: Remote Teaching and Home Learning: Examples from South Korea and Singapore #silverliningforlearning @AASAHQ @NASSP @NAESP @NSBAPublicEd @ASCD @ISTEEdLeaders @pdkintl @Chalkbeat @MindShiftKQED @hechingerreport @futureready

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    Michigan History Day

    We are excited that Tara Fugate of Fraser PS is the MI nominee for the 2020 Patricia Behring Teacher of the Year Award. The winner of the award will be announced during the NHD Award Ceremony on Sat. 6/20. Good luck Tara! #mihistoryday2020 #NHD2020

    Chris Kenniburg @kennibc

    #Moodle, say hello to #Jitsi Meet! The new Moodle 3.9 version of the Fordson theme introduces a simple Jitsi Meet launch button for every course… automatically! Just add a Jitsi server URL and you are now ready for remote learning! #opensource #edtech #onlinelearning

    Typical EduCelebrity @EduCelebrity

    I think we all can agree that required face mask use will create an interesting challenge in ventriloquism schools.

    Fixing Education @FixingEducation

    Why is there a teacher shortage in the U.S.? Some of the best teachers are leaving the profession. In fact, in the past year, 80% of teachers have thought about leaving their job. Additionally, 22% of college students used to major in education. CURRENT numbers are at 4.6%!

    Look for your host, Todd Bloch, to have a middle school topic all ready to go!  Make it a strategic part of your personal professional development.

    Resources:

    NCSS – Position Paper on Teaching Civics

    A call to action for introducing policies and civic practices in schools needs to occur at local, state, and national levels. NCSS members are encouraged to use this position statement to urge their policymakers, educators, families, and communities to adopt a vision and plan for providing all students with opportunities to acquire the knowledge, skills, and dispositions needed for effective civic life.   

    https://www.socialstudies.org/positions/revitalizing_civic_learning

    Politicraft – Card Game for Civics   

    “Civic mindedness is not something you are born with. The knowledge, skills and dispositions of effective civic engagement must be acquired and practiced in a safe environment. That is the purpose of PolitiCraft.”  

    https://www.politicraft.org/how-to-play-politicraft

    Currently $14.95 per deck : https://www.politicraft.org/buy/politicraft-base-card-deck-second-edition

    The Governor’s Decision Room  

    Video Introduction:  http://seekingmichigan.org/thedecisionroom/#  

    Main Site:  http://thedecisionroom.org/  

    Sample Materials:  http://seekingmichigan.org/thedecisionroom/sample.pdf  

    Article:  “Our ‘Secret Weapon’ In An Age of Us-Against-Them”  

    “Instead of firing back, Crenshaw built a bridge. Instead of shaming and scolding, he spoke tenderly. Instead of seeking vindication through retaliation, he sought friendship through peacemaking. Instead of adding to the cycle of outrage, he soundly defeated outrage with a gesture of unconditional love.”  

    https://scottsauls.com/blog/2020/06/12/our-secret-weapon-in-an-age-of-us-against-them/?fbclid=IwAR2Lmj7_cjth_nPZ9jhfII1dDiorOal9PaDf53q28aikH09KQFbwXvE8BuA

    CSPAN:  What to do with the Confederacy?  

    Statues – Keep ‘em:  https://www.c-span.org/video/?448679-5/debate-confederate-monuments  

    Statues – Lose ‘em:  https://www.c-span.org/video/?448679-7/confederate-monument-controversies  

    Statues – Estonia:  https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/06/18/what-lithuania-can-teach-us-about-grappling-with-confederate-statues/?fbclid=IwAR1POG5GylgK2ZzRcZSebjmU5Q8n0Jt02YNaRaBgbAKQV9l8nNR2r52P9KU  

    Historical Meanings of the Battle Flag:  https://www.c-span.org/video/?448679-8/confederate-battle-flag-debates  

    Should Confederate Heritage be Preserved:  https://www.c-span.org/video/?448679-8/confederate-battle-flag-debates  

    Competing Memories:  https://www.c-span.org/video/?448679-6/competing-memories-civil-war  

    Revokable Citizenship:  https://news.err.ee/1103931/government-can-now-revoke-citizenship-of-convicted-traitors  

    Accidental Courtesy – Movie

    Musician Daryl Davis has an unusual hobby. He’s played all over the world with legends like Chuck Berry and Little Richard, but it’s what Daryl does in his free time that sets him apart. Daryl likes to meet and befriend members of the Ku Klux Klan.  

    https://accidentalcourtesy.com/

    Amazing Grace (2006) – Movie

    Based on the true life story of William Wilberforce, a leader of the British abolition movement, Amazing Grace chronicles his epic struggle to pass a law to end the slave trade in the late 18th century.   

    https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/amazing-grace-2006/id270356352

    Youth in Government – Involvement and Action  

    From modeling legislators at the local, state and national level to advocating for change, Youth and Government™ allows students to expand their worldview and shape public policy. 

    https://www.ymca.net/youthandgovernment & http://www.myig.org/middle_school-2/  

    Frederick Douglas Archives – Library of Congress

    https://www.loc.gov/collections/frederick-douglass-newspapers/about-this-collection

    “It has long been our anxious wish to see, in this slave-holding, slave-trading, and negro-hating land, a printing-press and paper, permanently established, under the complete control and direction of the immediate victims of slavery and oppression…that the man who has suffered the wrong is the man to demand redress,—that the man STRUCK is the man to CRY OUT—and that he who has endured the cruel pangs of Slavery is the man to advocate Liberty.”  

    William Wilberforce Papers – Duke University

    Political and personal correspondence of William Wilberforce (1759-1833), member of the House of Commons. Many letters relate to his leadership in the movement for Britain’s abolition of the slave trade. Correspondence discusses the evils of the slave trade; the slave trade in Dutch, English, French, Portuguese, and Spanish colonies; slavery, especially in the West Indies.  

    https://repository.duke.edu/dc/wilberf

    William Lloyd Garrison Archives  

    Selected copies of The LIberator key to the abolition movement.  

    https://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/garrison/  & https://transcription.si.edu/project/11766  

    Slidesmania – Hyperdocs based slides

    Google Slides and PowerPoint templates for Hyperdocs style lesson design.  

    https://slidesmania.com/free-templates/

    TinEye

    Reverse Image Search – easy to use

    https://tineye.com/

    Link to Fragment

    Browser extension that allows for linking to arbitrary text on a page.

    This extension allows for easily creating a special link to the currently selected text on a page via the context menu. When opening such a special link, a compatible browser will scroll the selected text into view and highlight it.

    https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/link-to-text-fragment/pbcodcjpfjdpcineamnnmbkkmkdpajjg

    Web Spotlight:  

    Flashbulb Moments

    How accurate is your memory?

    https://scholar.harvard.edu/files/schacterlab/files/hirst_etal_jepgeneral_2015.pdf

    Visual Guide to Coronavirus

    https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-visual-guide-to-the-sars-cov-2-coronavirus/

    Random Thoughts . . .  

    Personal Web Site  

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