MSM 695: The More They Hide, The More They Are Exposed

MSM 695: The More They Hide, The More They Are Exposed

Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about Gemini training, AI, teacher cognitive load, and more. Dave takes on AI and what happens if it’s wrong. 

Jokes:

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

  • Pumpkin pi

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

  • Tinselitis.

I just want everyone to know that Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.


“I’m gonna’ whack you with the neck of this old Silvertone guitar!”

  • “Is that a fret?”

How does it feel when you cross a cantaloupe with a herding dog?

  • Meloncoly

Companies that unclog drains must have a good work flow.


Does the name Pavlov ring any bells?


The highlight of my trip to the zoo was seeing an antelope.

  • I’d never seen an insect run off to get married before!

I connected my new phone to the cloud.

  • Then I started getting mist calls.

Sign that states: 
People Are Eating
Children
   In This Area
Please
Leash Your Dog & Clean Up After Them
Thank You

Battery falling down a hole, 
a battery with AA in a quote bubble, a slightly smaller battery with "AAA" in a quote bubble, then a smaller battery with "AAAA", then finally a really small battery with "AAAAAAA" in a quote bubble.

Found it!

Road with a sidewalk next to it. There is a sign at the end of the sidewalk that says "Sidewalk Ends".

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

K12Science Podcast: What if AI Gets it Wrong?

I was recently reading the February 18, 2026 NSTA Blog, a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.

In this blog I read the section, “From Chalkboards to AI” written by Valerie Bennett and Christine Anne Royce. They wrote an article entitled “What if AI Gets it Wrong? Teaching Students to Detect Errors and Misleading Models.”

When teachers intentionally surface AI errors, students learn that:

  •   Authority does not equal accuracy.
  •   Confidence is not evidence.
  •   Scientific knowledge is always provisional.

It may be best to integrate AI literacy with disciplinary practices rather than teaching is as a standalone skill.

https://k12science.net/what-if-ai-gets-it-wrong/

Reports from the Front Lines

The Social Web

Google for Education  @GoogleForEdu

Parenting a middle or high schooler in the age of AI? We’ve got you! @Google

and national nonprofit, @aiedu_org partnered up to launch a 10-episode podcast series designed to help parents guide their kids confidently with #AI. Listen here http://goo.gle/3Wo55EN

Mario Nawfal  @MarioNawfal

Replying to  @MarioNawfal

2. AI in the Classroom Students’ worst nightmare is here: AI now decides who gets called to the board. Using advanced neural networks, the system analyses facial expressions and emotions to spot those who may be unprepared or trying to avoid attention.  https://x.com/i/status/1849037253311627517  

‪Susie Dent‬  ‪@susiedentwords.bsky.social‬

Word of the day is ‘fanfaronade’ (19th century): to strut and swagger about as if you own the stage.

‪Eric Curts‬ ‪@ericcurts.bsky.social‬

📓 Upcoming Webinar: NotebookLM for Schools www.controlaltachieve.com/2026/03/nb-w… 🗃️ Add sources 💬 Grounded chat 🔊 Generate audio, video, slides, reports & more 💡 Uses for staff & students 🗓️ Mar 17 @ 3pm ET ▶️ Live-streamed & recorded ✅ Register at link above #EduSky #EduSkyAI #EdTech #GoogleEDU

Resources:  

Dictionary of the World’s Oldest Written Language – Now Free and Online!  

https://www.openculture.com/2026/01/dictionary-of-the-oldest-written-language-free-online.html

Also: 

https://www.pocket-ireland.com/words

More Hidden Google Easter Eggs

https://blog.tcea.org/more-hidden-google-easter-eggs

Most Popular Teacher YouTube Channels of all time – All with free activities

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xXViYtR184LqHV-ieH6PwY5upeDsaYIwwUIeS_UNIj0/edit?gid=438255169#gid=438255169

Just Too Gross

A book of 288 Wicked Wonderful Wordies

A box with the word "clam" written just below the top line.

http://runeman.org/wordies/book/justtoogross.html 

Web Spotlight: 

H5P Awards

Want to see what folks are doing with H5P Content Types?  Here’s a look at some exemplars:  https://h5p.org/the-third-annual-h5p-awards  

When Using AI Leads to “Brain Fry”  

Harvard Business Review does a look at how AI is changing the nature of business.  Does it really offload some cognitive tasks?  

https://hbr.org/2026/03/when-using-ai-leads-to-brain-fry

https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/ai-brain-fry

AI autocomplete doesn’t just change how you write. It changes how you think

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/ai-autocomplete-doesnt-just-change-how-you-write-it-changes-how-you-think

They See Your Photos

Your photos reveal a lot of private information.

In this experiment, we use the Google Vision API to see how much can be inferred about you from a single photo.

See what they see.

https://theyseeyourphotos.com

The world wants to ban children from social media, but there will be grave consequences for us all

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/mar/02/ban-children-social-media-biometic-data-surveilled

Random Thoughts . . .  

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MSM 694: Eyebrows on Fleek!

Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about vocabulary, H5P, AI in schools, and more. Dave does data science.

Jokes:

Why do choirs keep buckets handy? 

  • So they can carry their tune

At which school did Sherlock Holmes get so smart? 

  • Elementary.

Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town? 

  • He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn.

My IQ test results came back. They were negative.


I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.


If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?


I accidentally took my cats meds last night. 

  • Don’t ask meow.

Two silk worms had a race. 

  • They ended up in a tie.

A man fainted on a luggage carousel at the Treetops Airport this morning...He is slowly coming around.

Tire Reference:  https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2024/04/22/uniroyal-giant-tire-60-detroit/73414243007/?gnt-cfr=1&gca-cat=p&gca-uir=false&gca-epti=z1138xxu006771e1138xxv005171&gca-ft=243&gca-ds=sophi    

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

K12Science Podcast:  Misconceptions About Data Science

I was recently reading the January – February  2026 issue of “Science and Children,” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.

In this issue, I read the section, “Science 101” written by Matt Bobrowsky. He wrote an article entitled “What is Data, and Is Data Science Really Science?”

In the article, Matt addresses three misconceptions about data science:

1. Data refers only to numbers.

2. Data tells the whole story.

3. It’s computers, not people, who do data science.

https://k12science.net/misconceptions-about-data-science/

Reports from the Front Lines

The Social Web

Susie Dent  @susie_dent

Word of the Day is a reminder of ‘snerdling’: 19th-century dialect for snuggling beneath the covers for as long as possible.

‪Keep Indiana Learning‬ ‪@keepinlearning.bsky.social‬

It’s #FridayFive! 📝 Apply now for the IDOE 2026 Digital Learning Grant! We’re also celebrating new IMPACT Hour sessions, Kevin Dill’s behavior workshop, and our CIESC center construction. Plus, we’re feeling that Indy Final Four energy! 🏗️🏀✨ #EduSky

Friday 5:

‪Eric Curts‬ ‪@ericcurts.bsky.social‬

💎 New EduGem: www.edugems.ai/gem/pe-game-… ⚽ PE Game Inventor – Create fresh, engaging & developmentally appropriate physical education games on the fly based on your specific daily constraints #EduSky #EduSkyAI #EdTech #GoogleEDU

My weekly EdTech newsletter just went out – mailchi.mp/controlaltac… 💎 Gems Webinar 🤝 Job Interview Coach 🎹 MusAILab 🔬 3D NGSS Activity 🌐 Cognates & False Friends 🚗 Carpool Conversations ⚙️ Most Likely Machine 🕹️ Padlet Arcade 🐙 Kira

Strategies:  

Teen Phone Addiction: What Actually Works

Did you know that teens pick up their phones 72 times a day and receive a median of 237 notifications?

Beyond the Screen: Rethinking Teen Phone Addiction.

https://www.coolcatteacher.com/e928

Resources:  

CoSN K12- Innovation Report

Image Whisperer

Media Verification & Research tool, detects AI,

ImageWhisperer doesn’t just output a number. It checks a known fakes database, runs dual AI detection models, looks for SynthID watermarks, performs fifteen forensic tests, applies LLM visual judgment, verifies geographic claims, matches against known events, and synthesizes all evidence into a color-coded verdict with a clear explanation of why.

https://imagewhisperer.org

The Label “Smart” Device Might Not Be a Good Thing: Read Jathan Sadowski’s “Too Smart”

https://the21stcenturyprincipal.blogspot.com/2026/02/the-label-smart-device-might-not-be.html

Are Our Screens and Devices Harming the Very Students We Serve? Perhaps, Here’s a Book to Spark Critical Thinking about Device Addiction in Schools

https://the21stcenturyprincipal.blogspot.com/2026/02/are-our-screens-and-devices-harming.html

Web Spotlight: 

I am a 15-year-old girl. Let me show you the vile misogyny that confronts me on social media every day

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/feb/23/15-year-old-girl-misogyny-social-media-online-abuse

Einstein

Integrates with Canvas (an LMS) to take “watch” all videos, read assignments, write papers, etc.  

Currently a 404 error

https://companion.ai/einstein

Live Webcams Help Kids Notice and Reflect

  • We Teach in Short-Attention Classrooms
  • Middle school is a pivotal moment for learning how to attend. 

https://www.middleweb.com/53130/live-global-feeds-help-kids-slow-down-notice/

Would You Let a Robot Do That for You?

https://www.middleweb.com/53079/would-you-let-a-robot-do-that-for-you/

Random Thoughts . . .  

What Did I Miss?

https://brokenhand.substack.com/p/what-did-i-miss

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MSM 693: B5 to the Conference!

MSM 693: B5 to the Conference!

Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about using LLM’s, note taking, jokes, inquiry learning, Spelly, and more. Dave cites Franklin and combines water with Citizen Science.

Jokes:

So you’re saying you weren’t really asking for many? 

  • Just one would have been un oeuf?

What do you call 2 ninjas?

  • A pair of sneakers

What do you do when your bunny gets wet? 

  • You get your hare dryer.

How many apples grow on a tree?

  • All of them

Why do cows wear bells? 

  • Because their horns don’t work.

I am terrified of elevators. 

  • I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? 

  • Lack of concentration.

Horse Drawn Carriage is written out above the cartoon image of a horse with a fountain pen and ink drawing a carriage.

Middle School Science Minute  

Facts of Aldophe Sax are presented. 
2 years old, fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull.
6 years old drank boric acid.
9 years old fell off a cliff and broke his leg.
11 years old contracted measles and was in a coma for 9 days. 
Ends with someone clearly didn't want the saxaphone invented.

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

K12Science Podcast: Data and Discovery from the Sea

I was recently reading the January – February  2026 issue of “Science Scope”, a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.

In this issue, I read the section, “Citizen Science” written by Jill Nugent. She wrote an article entitled “Data and Discovery from the Sea to the Science Classroom.”

Students can follow in the footsteps of Benjamin Franklin’s study of ocean currents, by participating in the citizen science “Global Ocean Surface Ecosystem Alliance Project (GO-SEA).”  You can learn more about the project at:

https://goseascience.org

https://k12science.net/data-and-discovery-from-the-sea/

Reports from the Front Lines

The Social Web

‪Keep Indiana Learning‬ ‪@keepinlearning.bsky.social‬

Instructional coaches, we see you! 🍎 Take a moment this spring to collaborate and recharge with us. We have great events (virtual + in-person) designed to support your vital work in schools. Learn more & register: keepindianalearning.org/upcoming-eve… #EduSky

‪MiddleWeb‬ ‪@middleweb.bsky.social‬

Review: KEYS TO CREATING A CBE LEARNING SYSTEM. This seminal text by Hess, Colby & Joseph is a comprehensive, practical guide for leaders, teachers & policymakers ready to develop a mastery learning model.  @drkarinhess.bsky.social  #edusky  @corwinpress.bsky.social  www.middleweb.com/53126/creati…

‪Eric Curts‬ ‪@ericcurts.bsky.social‬

💎 New EduGem: www.edugems.ai/gem/job-inte… 🤝 Job Interview Coach – Help students build confidence and competence for the workforce with a friendly and supportive practice job interview #EduSky #EduSkyAI #EdTech #GoogleEDU

💎 New EduGem: www.edugems.ai/gem/mindfuln… 🧘 Mindfulness Break – Quickly manage stress, anxiety, and fatigue with immediate, evidence-based “micro-doses” of mindfulness #EduSky #EduSkyAI #EdTech #GoogleEDU

‪MoodleBox‬ ‪@moodlebox.bsky.social‬

📣 #MoodleBox 4.11.1 is out with #Moodle 5.1+! Install it via #RaspberryPi Imager tool. Thanks

@nmartignoni.bsky.social ❤️ moodlebox.net/en/news/vers… #openedtech #OER

The Guardian‬   ‪@theguardian.com‬

Children’s vocabulary shrinking as reading loses out to screen time, says Susie Dent

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/feb/12/children-vocabulary-shrinking-reading-loses-screen-time-susie-dent?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky&CMP=bsky_gu

Strategies:  

Five Models for Asking Higher Level Questions

https://www.middleweb.com/53033/five-models-for-asking-higher-level-questions/

Resources:  

EdClimb – Micro Inquiry Activities

“We are seeking to disrupt the status quo around how educators receive training and support after they enter the classroom. For too long, teachers and administrators have been reliant on a “one-size fits all model” that struggles to address the variety of strengths, needs, goals, and interests within a single school building. We believe in providing high-quality, research-based, affordable professional development that empowers educators and improves student learning outcomes.”

https://edclimb.com/  or on TpT:  https://www.teacherspayteachers.com/store/edclimb  

Spelly

Get instant, detailed feedback on your pronunciation. Our AI analyzes your speech and helps you improve with precise, actionable insights.

https://spelly.online

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MSM 692: What’s In The Teacher’s Lounge

Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about AI in education, social media, student jobs, and more. Dave has part 3 of Data Science Education. 

Jokes:


There are more atoms in a spoonful of water than spoonfuls of water in the ocean.


Coprolites aren’t my favorite fossil but they’re a solid number two.


I do have an old tennis racket you can have.

  • No strings attached.

I’m tired of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.


Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

K12Science Podcast:  Data Science Education, Part 3

I was recently reading the November-December 2025 issue of “The Science Teacher”, a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.

In this issue, I read a featured article written Matthias Fisher, Cody Pritchard, Zhen Xu, and Joshua Rosenberg. They wrote an article entitled, “Finding Your Way into Data Science Education as a Science Teacher.”

This is the third podcast in a series of three podcasts on the topics of Data, Data Science, and Data Science Education. In this article, the authors aimed to support science teachers without backgrounds in data science. by addressing three major challenges: 

1. The lack of training to teach data science.  

2. The difficulty of designing relevant and engaging data science lessons.  

3. The challenge of teaching data science with limited technological resources.  

In this podcast I address challenge #3 – the challenge of teaching data science with limited technological resources.

https://k12science.net/data-science-education-part-3/

Eileen Award

  • Micah Blachman

Reports from the Front Lines

The Social Web

otacke@otacke@chaos.social

Seems the world will see the new #H5P theming feature on February 23/24 depending on your time zone.

https://

help.h5p.com/hc/en-us/articles

Owen Anderson@resistor@mastodon.online

Glass-breaking hammer. Break glass to access the hammer.

‪DCU Library‬ ‪@dculibrary.bsky.social‬

These quaint sketches illustrating dance etiquette will help you impress your beloved this #ValentinesDay. This guide from the Kildare Place Society will help you hone your dance moves, conduct an effective ‘tête-à-tête’ and manage bouts of fainting.

Melisa Quigley‬ ‪@mquigley1963.bsky.social‬

Good morning, tweethearts. Happy Thursday. Here’s a word of the day I’ve never heard of before. Have you? I think I’ve been a bit wifty at times in my life, what about you? #wifty #wordoftheday

Strategies:  

Resources:

AXIS The Culture Translator

Chicken . . . Banana  

What it is: A new iteration of Gen Alpha’s favorite kind of slang (the meaningless kind) has emerged from a Swedish YouTube channel.

Why it’s… something: If you have managed to make it through the last 12 months without hearing “Chicken Banana,” consider yourself lucky. Crazy Music Channel, a Swedish production team, released “CHICKEN BANANA” in February 2025. A year later, it is still circulating, currently sitting at over 171 million views. What began as a viral dance has shifted into Gen Alpha slang. As much as it may read like AI slop, it was actually made by humans and its origin is sweeter than you’d expect. “With all the bad things happening all over the world, we wanted to do something funny that people could laugh at,” the CEO of the label associated with Crazy Music Channel told Vox (paywall). Like many new slang terms these days, the absence of meaning is the meaning.

Web Spotlight: 

What Powered the World

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/What-Powered-the-World-in-2024__website_Aug14.jpg

We’re still fighting about pandemic-era school closures — but do they still matter?

https://cbnewsletters.chalkbeat.org/p/we-re-still-fighting-about-pandemic-era-school-closures-but-do-they-still-matter

Do Some People Really Think Chocolate Milk Comes from Brown Cows?

https://www.livescience.com/59666-do-people-believe-chocolate-milk-from-brown-cows.html

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MSM 691: The Parents Know

Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about Parent Conferences, and more. Dave examines data science in Part 2.

Jokes:

If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.


I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.  I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.


Helen Waite is in charge of my complaint department…

if you have an issue with my jokes, you can go to Helen Waite.


Just got a birthday card, opened it up, and a load of rice fell out.

  • It was from Uncle Ben.

Did you hear about the incredibly average philosopher? His name was Mediocrates.


If I were a rapper, I’d be MC Spice. Then I could say, STOP! Hammer Thyme!


Why are robots never afraid?

  • Because they have nerves of steel.

My wife texted me she saw a wolf on the way to work.

My question is how she knew it was on its way to work?…


Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

  • A barber!

I just got a new job as a street cleaner! Turns out there’s not much training involved, you just pick stuff up as you go along.


This morning, I accidentally ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.

  • It’s a small world.

Did you hear about the guy who tied his spaghetti together? 

  • He ended up skipping dinner.

I tried taking some high-resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

K12Science Podcast: Data Science Education, Part 2

I was recently reading the November-December 2025 issue of “The Science Teacher”, a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.

In this issue, I read a featured article written by Matthias Fisher, Cody Pritchard, Zhen Xu, and Joshua Rosenberg. They wrote an article entitled, “Finding Your Way into Data Science Education as a Science Teacher.”

This is the second podcast in a series of three podcasts on the topics of Data, Data Science, and Data Science Education. In this article, the authors aimed to support science teachers without backgrounds in data science. by addressing three major challenges: 

1. The lack of training to teach data science.  

2. The difficulty of designing relevant and engaging data science lessons.  

3. The challenge of teaching data science with limited technological resources.  

In this podcast I address challenge #2 – the difficulty of designing relevant and engaging data science lessons

https://k12science.net/data-science-education-part-2/

Reports from the Front Lines

  • Conferences
    • Student Success Meetings
    • Flex Time
    • Drop in Conferences

The Social Web

The OED  @OED

OED #WordOfTheDay: mirabiliary, n. A person who deals in marvels; a collector of marvellous things. View the entry: https://oxford.ly/3O1BZdw

‪Eric Curts‬ ‪@ericcurts.bsky.social‬

💎 New EduGem: www.edugems.ai/gem/educatio… 🗺️ Educational Map Maker – Create a data-rich interactive educational map for any topic with a custom-generated CSV file for Google My Maps #EduSky #EduSkyAI #EdTech #GoogleEDU

‪Keep Indiana Learning‬ ‪@keepinlearning.bsky.social‬

Starting off with a keynote from teacher astronaut Joe Acaba. “Make students uncomfortable – in a good way.” #ExploreWithSally #EduSky

‪MiddleWeb‬ ‪@middleweb.bsky.social‬

Review: AN INNOVATIVE APPROACH TO GRAMMAR INSTRUCTION. “Not Your Granny’s Grammar is more than just a set of grammar lessons – it’s an invitation to reimagine grammar instruction as lively, meaningful, and integrated with student writing.” #edusky #iteachEnglish https://www.middleweb.com/53072/an-innovative-approach-to-grammar-instruction/  

  ‪Ron King‬ ‪@mthman.bsky.social‬

Happy Blue Friday!! Let’s get another Lombardi trophy  @seahawksofficial.com  #GoHawks #12s

‪MiddleWeb‬ ‪@middleweb.bsky.social‬

WHAT IF EVERY TEACHER TAUGHT MEDIA LITERACY? Media literacy author & consultant Frank Baker shares ideas for working media literacy into lessons across the curriculum. #edusky #medialiteracy  @medialiteracynow.bsky.social  @routledgebooks.bsky.social  #teachersky  www.middleweb.com/53068/what-i…

Strategies:  

Turn Movie Magic Into Literary Analysis With ‘Anatomy of a Scene’

For teachers, these videos become mentor texts and mini-lessons in the crafts of writing and directing, along with analysis. Each “Anatomy of a Scene” gives students an accessible model for speaking and writing analytically about a moment in a text. 

To evaluate learning at the end of our first reading unit using graphic novels, I have my eighth-grade students create their own analyses in the style of “Anatomy of a Scene.” Students read different graphic novels in book clubs, and then they each choose a powerful scene in the texts to analyze, similar to how directors explain the scenes highlighted in the Times series. Above is an example of what the final product looks like.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/28/learning/lesson-plans/turn-movie-magic-into-literary-analysis-with-anatomy-of-a-scene.html

https://www.nytimes.com/column/anatomy-of-a-scene

Resources:  

Applause Meter

https://scenicandlighting.com/applause

Digital Snacks

Digital snacks are free, no login, browser-based, and low prep.

https://padlet.com/tonyv/digital-snacks-nhsoen1ooi67cit4

Web Spotlight: 

AI Is Accelerating Inequity

You may have heard of the recent (still not yet peer-reviewed) study at MIT that showed that students using Large Language Models (LLMs, such as ChatGPT) to perform writing tasks demonstrated reduced brain activity and showed little retention of the text that was created as a result.  

The pandemic shift will be mild compared to what we may soon see from the ChatGPT generation

https://open.substack.com/pub/thefreemanmag/p/ai-is-accelerating-cognitive-inequality

Here’s Advice I Gave To My Student Teacher Grandson This Week About Student Engagement

https://larryferlazzo.edublogs.org/2026/01/22/heres-advice-i-gave-to-my-student-teacher-grandson-this-week-about-student-engagement/

Random Thoughts . . .

5 Things to Know About Today’s Teaching Force

https://www.edweek.org/leadership/5-things-to-know-about-todays-teaching-force/2018/10

You Can Find Us At . . . 

Gen AI Conference at Eastern Michigan University, March 16th

https://www.emich.edu/facdev/events/gen-ai-spring-summit.php

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MSM 690: Bringing Back the Ancient Art . . .

Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about AI in education. Dave has the first part of a three part series on Data Science.

Jokes:

I keep falling off my bike and injuring myself.

  • It’s a really vicious cycle.

What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry? 

  • 58

Thoughts from the desk of someone with a terrible cold…

An empty tissue box…

  • is nothing to sneeze at…

There’s a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order.

  • The police believe they’re still at large.

Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party.


I can’t figure out why Marvel hasn’t put any advertisements on the Incredible Hulk.

  • He’s basically a giant banner.

I’ve got an addiction to Cheddar cheese.

  • It’s only mild though.

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Therefore, chocolate is salad.


What do you call a funny mosquito?

  • Malarious!

There’s only one rule in learning English.

  • Their our know rules.

Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!

  • Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.

I made a pizza with liver. Nobody liked it…

  • So I had to deliver it.

Today’s top fact: 

  • 50% of Canada is A.

My boss at Pixar and I got into a fight over our lack of new movies.

  • But then we made Up.

I started a band called 999 Megabytes…

We still haven’t gotten a gig yet.


I threw a party for all the workers who helped build my house.

The door guy showed up late…

  • but he really knew how to make an entrance.

I have a profound fear of speed bumps…

  • but I’m slowly getting over it.

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

K12Science Podcast:  Data Science Education, Part 1

I was recently reading the November-December 2025 issue of “The Science Teacher”, a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.

In this issue, I read a featured article written Matthias Fisher, Cody Pritchard, Zhen Xu, and Joshua Rosenberg. They wrote an article entitled, “Finding Your Way into Data Science Education as a Science Teacher.”

This is the first podcast of three podcasts on the topics of Data, Data Science, and Data Science Education.  In this article, the authors aimed to support science teachers without backgrounds in data science. by addressing three major challenges:  

1.  The lack of training to teach data science.  

2. The difficulty of designing relevant and engaging data science lessons.  

3. The challenge of teaching data science with limited technological resources.  

In this podcast I address challenge #1. 

https://k12science.net/data-science-education-part-1/

Reports from the Front Lines

The Social Web

‪Keep Indiana Learning‬ ‪@keepinlearning.bsky.social‬

Did you catch the latest episode of “Other Duties As Assigned?” It’s a good one where Principal Brent Schwanekamp shares how to “build culture 5 minutes at a time.” Check it out – www.youtube.com/live/3OJuCIr… #EduSky

‪Keep Indiana Learning‬ ‪@keepinlearning.bsky.social‬

“Let’s put educator fingerprints all over AI.” Sounds like a great idea! Check out this fantastic conversation our Innovation Coaches hosted with Author Richard Culatta – www.youtube.com/live/MFg8fXm… #EduSky

‪Dublin City University‬   ‪@dublincityuni.bsky.social‬

How children are thinking about work and careers from a very young age. Piece by Aisling Murray Fleming  @guidance-aisling.bsky.social, Assistant Professor in the School of Human Development

@dcuioe.bsky.social, for @rtebrainstorm.bsky.social. Read more: launch.dcu.ie/4akh91D #RTEBrainstorm

‪Eric Curts‬ ‪@ericcurts.bsky.social‬

💎 New EduGem: www.edugems.ai/gem/story-wr… 📖 Story Writer – Create high-quality, engaging stories tailored to your specific classroom needs and content #EduSky #EduSkyAI #EdTech #GoogleEDU  Infographic:  https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:bojmet4wbfkvvy5tnojvzlai/bafkreiep75t46uqp2iresqidcg4soioulj4g3ymjqnzguowhkpkr2dvjli@jpeg  

Resources:  

AXIS The Culture Translator

Antisocial Media

What it is: Remember when your social media feed was mostly made up of people you actually knew? Well, New York Magazine (paywalled) wrote about how algorithms could be making us more individualistic, instead of connecting us like tech companies promised they would.

Why it matters: “Don’t believe everything you see on the internet” was once a common adage from parents to their children, and it is perhaps more relevant today than it has ever been. But as our algorithms become more tailored, each of us grows more convinced that what we are seeing is true, and that it is other people who have been duped. A leaked Meta memo from 2022 laid out its short-form content strategy, aimed at competing with TikTok, which focused on shifting from “social” to “unconnected” content. The results? Today, no person’s algorithm is like another’s; each person’s feed is a unique silo of their interests, political leanings, and everything in between. Instead of being a place to connect with others, social media has become hyperspecific and insular.  

My Short Answer

My Short Answer turns writing into a fun game activity.  5 different games to choose from.  Some are competitive and some are cooperative.  Never thought my kids would request to do this activity, but they do!  www.myshortanswer.com  

Web Spotlight: 

How To Strengthen Your Kids’ Brains in 12 Weeks, According to a Neurologist

https://www.newsweek.com/how-strengthen-your-kids-brains-12-weeks-neurologist-11345528

Finite Eyes: The Book

https://matthewcheney.net/blog/finite-eyes-the-book/

https://matthewcheney.net/books/finite-eyes/

The Secrets Behind 5 Optical Illusions

Optical illusions are more than just magic tricks for the eyes — they’re a fascinating peek into the mysterious workings of the brain. At their core, these illusions are about how we interpret visual information: Our eyes take in light and send signals to the brain, but sometimes these signals get mixed up, leading to perceptions that don’t align with reality. Some optical illusions use contrast, perspective, and light refraction to deceive the brain; others work on a more complex cognitive level, tapping into the subconscious mind.

https://interestingfacts.com/optical-illusion-secrets/

Is Educational Technology All It’s Cracked Up to Be?

https://micahblachman.beehiiv.com/p/is-educational-technology-all-it-s-cracked-up-to-be

World Math(s) Day

World Math Day is a 48-hour global contest that in its 18-year history has brought together over 10 million students who’ve answered over 1 BILLION questions. For 2026, WMD is on March 25 and we’re on a quest to make it the BIGGEST math contest ever!

https://www.3plearning.com/world-maths-day/

Random Thoughts . . .  

Melvindale Youth in Government Draft AI Bill (Very much in progress!)   

Bill No HB 1

Category: 

Delegation: Strong Middle School

Introduced By:  

 This Bill will mandate added restrictions on the use of AI in public schools. 

 THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF MICHIGAN ENACT:

1. Section 1:

2. All students who use AI should be supervised in school so they can only use AI 3-5 times a day. However, if they use it to cheat, they will lose the privilege to use AI. Students who are using AI are encouraging people to cheat like college kids. 

 3. Section 2:

4. If students continue to use AI throughout the year and don’t obey the policy, then AI will be banned on all devices.

5. Section 3: 

6. All kids who use AI should be supervised in school so they can only use AI 3-5 times a day. And if they use it to cheat, they will lose the privilege to use AI.

8. Section 4:

9. The state of Michigan will enforce this.

25% of Harvard students use AI in school

Who or what does it impact: 

It impacts kids who want to cheat.

Background: 

–  Information on its working

Benefits of this bill: 

This bill will benefit all teachers, ensuring that their students do not cheat. 

Drawbacks:

One drawback is that kids will have to get used to not using AI all the time. And with that being said, kids will have to start learning and paying attention more instead of their work on assignments being done for them, and all they have to do is copy something down. Though this may set a repeat in grades, as kids do not pay attention and fail classes.

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MSM 689: The Mythical Paper Dictionary and Your Choppelganger!

Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about AI in the classroom, gamification of writing, and more. Dave focuses on the Museum.

Jokes:

My Laptop keeps singing “Hello”.


In a perfect world, shopping mall disputes would be settled in Food Court.


Getting a salary for being a subject of sleep research is my dream job.


You’ll never hear a billionaire say, “I feel like a million bucks! “


Why can’t you put two half dollars in your pocket?

  • Two halves make a hole, so your money will fall out.

Really understanding why Yoda chose to die, instead of answering more of Luke’s questions.


Parallel lines have so much in common. 

  • It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

You can say “Have a nice day” without any problem, but using the phrase “enjoy the next 24 hours” can sound slightly threatening.


I just bought an answering machine.

  • What should I ask it?

2026/365/16 I Finally Found Later Findlater!
“Findlater” with an arrow pointing left on a road sign. A road extends throughout the image.

Findlater, Saskatchewan, Canada 


"Explaining your life to that friend you talk to once every two months" is written above a picture of a man with a "crazed" look on his face. Behind him is a bulletin board with lots of papers and red string forming a web.

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

K12Science Podcast:  Museum Educator

I was recently reading the November-December 2025 issue of “The Science Teacher”, a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.

In this issue, I read the section, “Career of the Month” written by Luba Vangelova. She wrote an article entitled, “Museum-Based Educator Tammy Cook-Endres.”

Museum-based science educators encourage curiosity and hands-on learning about science. Depending on their areas of expertise, they may work with children, adults, or people of all ages. The field of museum education is most suitable for people who have some teaching experience, enjoy working with people, and can inspire a love of science.

https://k12science.net/museum-educator/

Reports from the Front Lines

The Social Web

Susie Dent  @susie_dent

I love how the word ‘atone’ wears its heart on its sleeve. It began as ‘at one’, because to atone is to bring back unity. Atonement is really ‘at-one-ment’. In the same way, ‘alone’ began as ‘all one’.

Rick Wormeli  @rickwormeli2

This one from Carl Hendrick really has me thinking — and valuing the time spent reading it: The Algorithmic Turn: The Emerging Evidence On AI Tutoring That’s Hard to Ignore https://open.substack.com/pub/carlhendri

‪Ron King‬ ‪@mthman.bsky.social‬

Good morning from a 29° #PNW #PNWONDERLAND

‪Eric Curts‬ ‪@ericcurts.bsky.social‬

Back home from another amazing FETC! It was so wonderful to get to learn with so many amazing educators, catch up with old friends, and make new ones. All of the resources from all of my sessions can be found at www.controlaltachieve.com/2026/01/fetc… #EduSky #FETC #EdTech

Strategies:  

Plan, Learn & Present Faster with NotebookLM and Gemini 3 Together

1. Streamlined Research and Information Synthesis

2. Professional-Grade Content Creation

3. Enhanced Learning and Training Tools

4. Competitive Analysis Made Simple

5. Integration with Gemini for Interactive Outputs

6. Customization and Accessibility

7. Applications in Marketing and Strategic Planning

https://www.geeky-gadgets.com/notebooklm-gemini-integration-2026/

Resources:

Two Truths and AI

Two Truths & AI is an interactive digital literacy game for grades K–12 that teaches students to identify AI-generated content and develop critical media literacy skills. Through an engaging, 60-second challenge, students try to distinguish between real and AI-generated movie posters. It’s a fun way for students to test their AI detective skills, while also building their critical thinking muscles.

https://www.commonsense.org/two-truths-and-ai 

Visual Guides for Educators

Part of the work I do focuses on simplifying complex educational ideas, synthesizing research and practice, and turning them into clear, classroom-ready visuals. I design these posters to support teachers, educators, and researchers who want quick, reliable references they can actually use.

Below is a sample of the visuals I created this year. Each one distills a concept, framework, or strategy into a format that works for professional learning, teaching, and discussion.

Please note all visuals and guides shared here are licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution–NonCommercial–ShareAlike 4.0 International License and may be used for educational purposes only. Selling, redistributing for profit, or other commercial uses are not allowed.

https://medkharbach.com/visuals/

LangGuesser

Guess the language’s country by its accent

https://www.langguesser.com

Reach My Teach

Web Spotlight: 

Trevor Muir

One of the great gifts of the 21st century is that you never have to be bored again. All you have to do at a red light or in line at the grocery store is pull out the supercomputer in your pocket and pass the time with emails, headlines, or puppy videos. 

And one of the great curses of the 21st century is that you never have to be bored again. 

https://www.trevormuir.com/e/BAh7BjoWZW1haWxfZGVsaXZlcnlfaWRsKwgNYGEBCQA=–06992ce8de886605fa362b941e4680ca8de7087a

My Short Answer

Short Answer is grounded in research based best practice in formative assessment and writing instruction. Our theory of change below explains how teachers and students can use Short Answer to improve learning outcomes. This theory guides the development of Short Answer. You can read more about it below and check out our efforts to study this theory in our efficacy portfolio.

https://myshortanswer.com

AXIS The Culture Translator

Slang of the Week:

Choppelganger

A hybrid of two words, choppelganger combines the slang term “chopped” with “doppelganger.” If someone is “chopped,” it means they’re unattractive or undesirable (a definition you can find in our updated Parent Guide to Teen Slang!), and a doppelganger is someone with an uncanny resemblance to someone else. Put together, choppelganger basically means someone who looks like someone else but is uglier, like a cheap knock-off. So fathers, if someone calls you Brad Pitt’s choppelganger, it might not be a compliment.  

Random Thoughts . . .  

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MSM 688: Offloading the Cognitive Load

Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about AI, standards and benchmarks, and more. Dave has a better approach to Science Fairs.

Jokes:

Did you know you can sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” whenever you feel like it? 

  • It’s literally a whim away.

Tenor: two hours before a Nooner.


When do cats enjoy Simon and Garfunkel?

  • When they’re feline groovy.

Lloyd is forming a no-audition singing group—The OK Chorale.


I listen to Ragtime when washing dishes for the sinkopation.


A rock guitarist plays five chords in front of 5,000 people. A jazz guitarist plays five thousand chords in front of 5 people.


If you drive a Subaru backwards, what are you?


Person crazy about old TV shows about maids:

  • Hazelnut.



Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

K12Science Podcast:  A Better Approach to Science Fairs

I was recently reading the November-December 2025 issue of “Science and Children”, a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.

In this issue, I read the section, “Science 101” written by Matt Bobrowsky. He wrote an article entitled, “Q: How Can I Make Science Investigations More Creative?”

Many teachers do not like science fairs, but there are many ways to have a science festival that avoids most of the issues that impact students, teachers, and families. A science fair can be redesigned to be less stressful and more genuinely educational by shifting the focus from competition to learning.

https://k12science.net/a-better-approach-to-science-fairs/

Reports from the Front Lines

  • Back to School Blues
  • The End of the Textbook?
  • AI Perspectives

The Social Web

Ed Hidalgo  @EdHidalgoSD

Things students say… via an exit ticket. “The new thing I learned is a common career language.” #RIASEC #WellBeing

AMLE@AMLE

In addition to the volumes of research based materials you’ll find at http://amle.org, AMLE is also a network of more than 35,000 middle level professionals who benefit from sharing best practice. Here’s a tip from a member of our Early Career Educators Committee: we’re accepting applications to volunteer for committee positions through January 16th: http://amle.org/getinvolved

‪Keep Indiana Learning‬ ‪@keepinlearning.bsky.social‬

Actionable steps for HEA 1634 implementation are here! Keep Indiana Learning’s Courtney Flessner details the 5 things every school needs to consider for effective Tier 2 & 3 math support. Start preparing today! Learn more: youtube.com/live/f4SQ_io… #EduSky

‪Eric Curts‬ ‪@ericcurts.bsky.social‬

Big thanks to @aiforhumans.bsky.social for mentioning my NotebookLM Graphic Novel project – www.controlaltachieve.com/2026/01/grap… – on their latest episode – www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Z3… – I watch the show every week and it was awesome to be a small part of it! #EduSky #EduSkyAI #EdTech

Strategies:

Save the Student Essay

How do you learn philosophy? By doing it, of course. You read great texts and understand opposing philosophical views. Then you try to form a view yourself—initially through reflection and dialogue but eventually, and more seriously, by thinking and rethinking on the page.

To do philosophy the right way, the “slow cook” method is recommended. You let ideas stew, unattended, bubbling up to the surface once they’re ready.

Yet at this point it’s educational malpractice for professors to blithely assign slow-cooked (take-home) essays. You’re playing your students. You’re playing yourself.

https://openquestionsblog.substack.com/p/save-the-student-essay

Learning by getting it wrong (on purpose)

This isn’t about learning through failure or productive failure or productive struggle

or any of those failing approaches that let kids flail.

It’s more a possible extension of retrieval practice with hints of interleaving.

For years, cognitive science has told us something that still feels counterintuitive in classrooms: trying to remember (retrieval practice) beats rereading, even when it feels harder. Retrieval practice has earned its reputation as one of the most reliable learning strategies we have. 

https://paulkirschner173727.substack.com/p/learning-by-getting-it-wrong-on-purpose

Resources:

Tamagotchigogy: A Pedagogical Framework of Care, Feedback, and Responsiveness

Tamagotchigogy is a new pedagogical framework that uses the Tamagotchi digital pet as a metaphor for learning itself. It emphasizes care, feedback, responsiveness, and engagement as essential to sustaining cognitive and emotional growth. This article outlines the theoretical foundations, instructional implications, and practical applications of Tamagotchigogy. Drawing from constructivism, self-regulated learning, Universal Design for Learning (UDL), care ethics in education, and active learning research, Tamagotchigogy proposes a learner-centered approach that repositions teaching as a responsive act of developmental stewardship.

https://geoffcain.com/blog/tamagotchigogy-a-pedagogical-framework-of-care-feedback-and-responsiveness/

AXIS The Culture Translator

2026 Teen Dictionary

Have you ever 100% felt like you definitely needed a secret decoder ring to understand teen culture? You’re not alone! Culture moves fast. Like — blink-and-it’s-a-new-slang-word fast…BRUH!… Sorry, that was so cheugy of us, we apologize.  Don’t worry, as always, AXIS HAS YOU!

Link:  Teen Translation Power Pack

Web Spotlight: 

Standard Ebooks

Standard Ebooks is a volunteer-driven effort to produce a collection of high quality, carefully formatted, accessible, open source, and free public domain ebooks that meet or exceed the quality of commercially produced ebooks. The text and cover art in our ebooks are already believed to be in the U.S. public domain, and Standard Ebooks dedicates its own work to the public domain, thus releasing the entirety of each ebook file into the public domain. All the ebooks we produce are distributed free of cost and free of U.S. copyright restrictions.

Standard Ebooks is organized as a “low-profit L.L.C.,” or “L3C,” a kind of legal entity that blends the charitable focus of a traditional not-for-profit with the ease of organization and maintenance of a regular L.L.C. Our only source of income is donations from readers like you.

https://standardebooks.org/ebooks

We Need to Talk About How We Talk About ‘AI’

“AI” is not your friend. Nor is it an intelligent tutor, an empathetic ear, or a helpful assistant. It can not “make up” facts, and it does not make “mistakes”. 

The problem with anthropomorphic descriptions is that they risk masking important limitations of probabilistic automation systems, which make them fundamentally different from human cognition.

Rephrasing the language we use to describe these interactions is truly swimming upstream, because not only do the companies selling these systems describe them as communicators, they also make many design choices to support this illusion.

People may form friendly feelings towards inanimate objects or technology, but they are entirely unidirectional — surely, we would not call a child’s plush toy a friend of theirs without at least a prefix of “imaginary”.

A more deliberate and thoughtful way forward is to talk about “AI” systems in terms of what we use systems to do, often specifying input and/or output. That is, talk about functionalities that serve our purposes, rather than “capabilities” of the system. Rather than saying a model is “good at” something (suggesting the model has skills) we can talk about what it is “good for”. Who is using the model to do something, and what are they using it to do?

https://www.techpolicy.press/we-need-to-talk-about-how-we-talk-about-ai

‘I feel free’: Australia’s social media ban, one month on

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0mpmgn3jv2o

https://archive.is/QHWZ2

Reading Whole Books, and “Miracles” in Education

https://nataliewexler.substack.com/p/reading-whole-books-and-miracles

Random Thoughts . . .  

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MSM 687: AI, I Want To Know

Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk more about AI and break. Dave looks beyond our earthly planet. 

Jokes:

An author who wrote from his basement had a best cellar.


Wasn’t one of The Mamas and the Papas a Rolling Stone?


I always regret making a good first impression because there’s no way I can keep that up!


What’s the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can’t control their pupils!


As a child, it was my dream to make a perfect bar of soap, but somehow it just slipped away…


A man stumbles upon a lamp, and a genie pops out and offers him three wishes.

Man: For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.

Genie: Alright, Rich, what’s your second wish?


The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses.

  • They always make you feel like you’re on trial.

A shoplifter stole an entire case of Red Bull from my store today. I have no idea how he can sleep at night.


Our new IT guy just moved here from Australia.

He comes from a LAN down under.


Two images side by side, first is a caucasian blonde woman, smiling, with the text "This is your A.I. girlfriend". 

The second image is a stack of 4 computer parts, GPU, circuit board, etc., with the text "This is your A.I. girlfriend without makeup."

Middle School Science Minute

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

K12Science Podcast: Life Beyond Earth

I was recently reading the November-December 2025 issue of “Science Scope”, a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.

In this issue, I read the section, “Scope on the Skies” written by Bob Riddle. He wrote an article entitled, “Is Anyone Home?”

We have always been curious about life beyond Earth, but we still do not have a definitive answer about that life beyond Earth. In a “big picture” sense, what we learn because of our curiosity, our intelligence, and certainly our technology offers us a chance to shape our future and, as educators, to increase our student’s curiosity and appreciation for the magnitude of the universe and the possibilities of life beyond Earth.

https://k12science.net/life-beyond-earth/

Reports from the Front Lines

  • Moving Web Hosts
    • Mail
    • DNS
  • Nesting

The Social Web

H5P  @H5PTechnology

 Harness the Magic of Open Source with H5P!  Dreaming of crafting interactive videos, engaging quizzes, dynamic presentations, and so much more—all without a single line of code? H5P is your golden ticket to creativity!  The best part? It’s open source! 

Matt Miller   @jmattmiller

Pedagogy over tools!  Matt Miller, Holly Clark, and Ken Shelton discuss the future of AI. The big takeaway: stay skeptical, be transparent, and use AI to build rigor, not just shortcuts. Don’t miss out: Join for free at http://DitchSummit.com!

AMLE  @AMLE

AMLE members are invited to a free Leadership Roundtable on AI in education, happening Wednesday, January 21, 2026, from 4–5 p.m. ET. Join the conversation with middle school media specialist Barb McCarty as we explore practical implications of AI for middle level educators.

Leadership Roundtable. Wednesday, January 21, 2026 at 4 p.m. ET. (https://amle.org/airoundtable)

AI Policy Paper

Resources:  

Killed by Google

  1. Dark Web Reports
  2. Tables by A120

https://killedbygoogle.com

How To Teach With No Resources

Imagine walking into class to find there’s no textbook, no projector, no printer, and not even a whiteboard marker that works. Most teachers would panic. But the truth is, you don’t need any of it. Great lessons don’t depend on stuff — they depend on you, your students, and a few flexible ideas you can pull from your back pocket.

Why teaching with no resources works

Here’s why the magic happens when you strip everything back:

  • It builds connection. Students interact with you and each other, not a page.
  • It develops independence. They learn to listen, speak, and think instead of fill in blanks.
  • It grows your confidence. Once you can run a lesson anywhere, you’re unstoppable.
  • It deepens learning. Active recall and personalisation beat passive reading every time.

https://www.barefootteflteacher.com/p/how-to-teach-with-no-resources

AXIS The Culture Translator

Five Conversation Starters for 2026

  • What’s one thing you hope changes in 2026?
  • What’s one thing you hope stays the same?
  • What’s something new you’d love to learn or try this year?
  • What’s one thing you’re excited about for 2026?
  • Is there anything you’re nervous or worried about for the new year?

Web Spotlight: 

Public Domain Day

https://web.law.duke.edu/cspd/publicdomainday/2026

A 1 Percent Solution to the Looming A.I. Job Apocalypse

The fund could be run by an independent nonprofit that would coordinate with corporations to ensure that the skills being developed are exactly what are needed. This is a big task, but it is doable; over the past 15 years, online learning platforms have shown that it can be done for academic learning, and many of the same principles apply for skill training.

https://archive.is/uTkVt

Random Thoughts . . .  

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MSM 686: Not Educationally Social

Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about translation, the break, AI, and more. Dave has part 1 of the Microbiomes. 

Jokes:

You never hear of accountants getting attacked. 

  • There must be safety in numbers.

What do you call a man lying in front of a door? 

  • Mat.

My tailor really likes fixing my clothes. 

  • Or sew it seams.

What washes up on tiny beaches? 

  • Microwaves.

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician…

  • I was just sitting there doing nothing.

I made a playlist for hiking. It was music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

  • I call it my Trail Mix.

They should make another Taken movie about Liam Neeson being under-appreciated for trying to keep his family safe.

Taken 4: Granted


Alarming news!

A clock factory was on fire.

Second-hand smoke everywhere!

People were gathered around to watch. I think they were all cuckoo.

I’m a little ticked off about what some people will do just for a hot time.

If you don’t understand this joke…

I’ll give you a minute.


Never debate me on which vowel is most important…

  • I will always win.

Is a stolen Hershey bar considered

  • hot chocolate?

Dad, how do you cast spells?

Dad: You just follow the instructions.

Which instructions?

Dad: Yep, they’re the ones.


Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

K12Science Podcast:  Microbiomes

I was recently reading the November-December 2025 issue of “Science Scope”, a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.

In this issue, I read the section, “Citizen Science” written by Jill Nugent. She wrote an article entitled, “Meet the Microbiome.”

The human microbiome refers to the microorganisms that live on and in the human body. Colony B is a citizen science project that invites learners to engage in science and contribute to what is known about the human microbiome. Colony B was designed by researchers at McGill University, and it involves sorting and analyzing microbiome data that were gathered as part of the American Gut Project.  To learn more about this citizen science project, visit their website at:

https://scistarter.org/education/colony-b-homeschool

https://k12science.net/microbiomes/

Reports from the Front Lines

  • Translation by Apple
    • Spanish – worked well
    • Arabic – classic vs regional
    • HeyGen
  • Break Time Activities
    • Reading
    • Photography
    • Writing
  • Google Certification
  • AI in Social Studies

The Social Web

Susie Dent  @susie_dent

A few of my favourite words from the season. Some are beautiful, others might be necessary. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do. https://twowords2.page.link/play

Strategies:  

4 Simple Strategies for Student Self-Assessment

  • Muddy Point Board
  • Reflective Journals
  • Video Confessionals
  • Which Road Are You On?

https://www.middleweb.com/52511/4-simple-strategies-for-student-self-assessment/

4 Ways to Reach the Disengaged Learner

  • Unleash Agency Through Choice
  • Cultivate Radical Relevance
  • Focus on Competence, Not Just Grades
  • Build a Culture of Relatedness

https://esheninger.blogspot.com/2025/12/4-ways-to-reach-disengaged-learner.html

Resources:  

A250 iCivics Teacher Challenge

Join iCivics for A250 Teacher Trivia—25 weeks of fast, fun civics that celebrate 250 years of the Declaration of Independence!  

AI and the Future of Pedagogy 

At Sixes and Sevens

The whole ‘six seven’ thing couldn’t just be for fun, could it? Jonah Goldberg / December 26, 2025

https://thedispatch.com/newsletter/gfile/six-seven-meme-coincidences/

The Teacher’s Game Plan:  Winning With Students from Day 1 by Kim Campbell

New book!  The Teacher’s Game Plan: Winning With Students From Day One is a playbook for new teachers who want to step into the classroom with confidence, clarity, and purpose.

Drawing on lessons from the basketball court, veteran educator and coach Kim Campbell shows you how the same strategies that build winning teams can help you build strong, lasting relationships with students, set high expectations, and create a classroom culture where everyone can succeed.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0G25BPF6P

Web Spotlight: 

Maybe More Experienced Teachers Can Afford To Be Less “Data-Driven”?

https://larryferlazzo.edublogs.org/2025/12/14/maybe-more-experienced-teachers-can-afford-to-be-less-data-driven/

The Important Work

Since ChatGPT was released in 2022, writing instructors from across the world have found each other on social media, at conferences, and through newsletters to share information, teaching ideas, and more. While there are some great repositories of assignments and approaches to teaching writing in the era of generative AI, there’s no substitute for talking to colleagues about what works, what doesn’t work, what problems we’re encountering, and what we’re discovering.

The goal of “The Important Work” is to bring some of those conversations to a wider audience. Each newsletter will be a dispatch from someone’s classroom—a reflection on an assignment that incorporates AI or one that actively doesn’t, a reckoning with what we’re gaining and losing, a call for advice or feedback from others who are experimenting in the classroom.

https://theimportantwork.substack.com

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