Jokes:

Someone told me it takes 5 sheep to make a sweater. 

• I didn’t even know that they could crochet.

I think I made a mistake. I put my dryer on spin. I asked why it lost one sock:

• “I didn’t lose your sock so much as I provided you an opportunity to stimulate the economy.” 

I’ve started investing in stocks: chicken, beef, vegetable

• One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

I got into a fight with a fellow stamp collector. 

• There was no clear winner. We both got some pretty good licks in. 

What kind of lights were on Noah’s ark?

• Floodlights

I used to think that I was indecisive. 

• Now, I’m not so sure. 

I, for one, like Roman numerals. 

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

Middle School Science Minute: From STEM to STEAM

I was recently reading the March, 2020 issue of “Science Scope,” a magazine written for middle school science teachers, published by the National Science Teaching Association. 

In this issue, I read the “From the Editor’s Desk” section and the title of the article, within the section was “From STEM to STEAM” written by Patty McGinnis. 

The article describes how her school’s annual career day has morphed from STEM to STEAM.

Web Spotlight:  

Future

Natural disaster plus government botch job equals the board being swept clean, allowing players a golden opportunity to move in and clean up.

But while some folks may view this shutdown as a philosophical opportunity, for some it’s all about the investment opportunities. Like Katrina’s aftermath, vulture capitalism at its finest.

http://curmudgucation.blogspot.com/2020/03/the-ed-tech-vultures-circle.html

The Twitterverse

Greg Wolcott  @GregJWolcott

TEACHERS:1000’s of you work in schools that have been canceled in the upcoming weeks. Make it UR goal to either call every kid & say hi or write them a letter, telling them what you appreciate about them, recognize the strengths they bring to your classroom! #Significant72  

Typical EduCelebrity  @EduCelebrity

A number of schools are closing in order to do a “deep cleaning“ of the buildings. Normally, this might take a day to do, but thanks to all of the budget cuts throughout the years, it will take weeks with the two people each has remaining.  

Yo-Yo Ma  @YoYo_Ma

In these days of anxiety, I wanted to find a way to continue to share some of the music that gives me comfort. The first of my #SongsOfComfort: Dvořák – “Going Home” Stay safe.

In these days of anxiety, I wanted to find a way to continue to share some of the music that gives me comfort. The first of my #SongsOfComfort: Dvořák – "Going Home”

Stay safe. pic.twitter.com/S28w6OlXiZ

— Yo-Yo Ma (@YoYo_Ma) March 13, 2020

Leonardo Carella@leonardocarella

Italians in lockdown all over Italy are keeping each other company by singing, dancing and playing music from the balconies. A thread to celebrate the resilience of ordinary people. This is Salerno:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1238511612270690305

See also this BBC Report:  https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-51886547/coronavirus-italians-sing-from-their-windows-to-boost-morale  

TeacherGoals@teachergoals

It’s been a week to remember

Ms S. Scanlon @ShaunaScanlon10

When your white board is at school. Sometimes the most simple ideas are simply the best. This really made me smile  @Colaistebride

Dave Schmittou EdD  @daveschmittou

If you are a current assistant principal/vice principal, I would love your help. I am doing some research on your importance to your school. Do you mind completing this one minute survey? https://forms.gle/tKXtWdv9cnEp7gYW8

Please share! #leadlap #LeadUpChat #PIAchat   https://t.co/xAxuHBPjVQ?amp=1  

Don’t forget #mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm EST.  Look for your host, Todd Bloch, to have a middle school topic all ready to go!  Make it a strategic part of your personal professional development.

Strategies:  

Student Journals Could Be Primary Sources – So Write!

David McCullough, in one of his interviews on CSPAN, talks about the importance of daily writings he had access to to write his books.  If you want to influence the future, write things on paper now is essentially his advice to young people today because when the servers turn off, there goes the primary sources.  This article from MiddleWeb has some suggestions for turning your students’ journaling into the future primary sources for historians and educators.

Students’ Journals Could Be ‘Primary Sources’ (Updated)

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Jokes:

A friend stole the punctuation keys from a judge’s keyboard.

• He’s expecting a long sentence.

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I signed up for a Prophecy Class, but I’m not sure that it is a good idea. 

• The first class was canceled due to “unforeseen circumstances”

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My procrastinator’s group has been moved to next week by unanimous request.

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I went to a very emotional wedding. 

• Even the cake was in tiers.

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My wife called me at work and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?”

Sounding concerned, I replied, “No…”

She responded, “How about now?”

Eileen Award:  

• iTunes:  tech.teacher

Advisory:

How Germs Spread Video

Courtesy M. Sweeten

https://www.buzzfeed.com/christopherhudspeth/this-youtubers-video-showing-how-easily-germs-spread-is

Check in with your students using Google Forms

Here’s a quick Google form to check in with your students on how they’re doing and about what kind of technology they have available for you to use with them in remote learning.  

https://mariventurino.com/2020/03/19/school-closure-check-in/?fbclid=IwAR2JAm9aiAIWSAyj6KEHx1Wj1SLc6XElKaUhqUpkPNgMeJKcI2ykapLtQnE

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

Middle School Science Minute: Best STEM Books

I was recently reading the March, 2020 issue of “Science Teacher,” a magazine published by the National Science Teaching Association. 

In this issue, I read the article “Best STEM Books.”  The books that appear in the list were chosen by a review panel made up of educators and other subject-area experts, all appointed by the National Science Teaching Association, and the Children’s Book Council.

They selected three books that are appropriate for grade 6-8 students.  The list includes:

“How to Become an Accidental Genius” by Elizabeth MacLeod and Frieda Wishinsky

“Save the Crash-test Dummies” by Jennifer Swanson

“Saving the Tasmanian Devil, How Science is Helping the World’s Largest Marsupial Carnivore Survive” by Dorothy Hinshaw Patent

COVID-19 Follow Up

• Communication – Messages, Chats, Hangouts, Moodle, Email, School Facebook Pages, Phones
• Supplemental Material
• “Free for now”
  • Investment in Options
  • Philanthropy vs Sales
  • Overwhelming
• Home/Work balance
• Technophobes
• Self-paced Teacher Training 
  • “More Than Moving Online” – Dr. Troy Hicks, CMU Webinar
    • Full video stream: https://youtu.be/h7jyeNaXs80
    • Agenda with links to slides:
    • Shared resource doc: 
  • PLN Support Groups
    • HyperDocs Support Group:  https://www.facebook.com/groups/HyperDocs/  
    • Twitter Hashtag:  #remoteteaching https://twitter.com/search?q=%23remoteteaching&src=typed_query  
    • Twitter Hashtag:  #remotelearning https://twitter.com/search?q=%23remotelearning&src=typed_query 
    • Facebook Group:  Educator Temporary School Closure for Online Learning  
• Following the Law
  • ADA
  • Copyright
• Fun Kids are having:
  • Zoom – “off-topic” conversations
  • Hangouts – Kicking others out

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Jokes:

Scientifically, a raven has 17 primary wing feathers, the big feathers at the end. These are pinion feathers. A crow has 16. Know what that means? 

• The difference between a crow and a raven is a matter of a pinion.

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Hey, I was wandering through the grocery store and found some soup in the freezer. 

• Should I just let it go?

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I recently took a pole. 

• Turns out 100% of the people were upset when their tent collapsed.

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Turns out that you can’t speak poorly of aircraft. 

• It is plane offensive.

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Taking notes around text in a book is marginal at best. 

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Current Situation:

• Team 
  • Classes
  • Badges
  • Feedback (Images & GIFs)
  • Enrollment
  • Special Ed
  • Messaging through Moodle
  • Affective questions through Forums/Assignments/Tips (Send positive social media posts)?
• Remote Learning vs Online Learning
• Moodle
  • Sharing Courses/material
  • Co-teaching
• Training
• Communication
• “Free” stuff
• Post emergency declarations

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

Middle School Science Minute: Organizing for Student Success

I was recently reading the March, 2020 issue of “NSTA Reports,” a publication published by the National Science Teaching Association. 

In this issue, I read the article “Organizing for Student Success.”  Science educators responded to a recent informal NSTA Reports poll and they were nearly unanimous (94.3%) in reporting they incorporate organizational strategies in their science or STEM teaching.

Also in the article were survey reports on “late work,” as well as educators sharing their favorite strategies for helping students organize and prioritize their work.

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Jokes:

What kind of bagel can fly?

• A plain bagel

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Why did they call it the “dark ages”?

• There were so many “knights”.

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Why do EMTs travel in twos?

• They are paramedics.

Advisory:

 Notifications

Ziegarnik Effect

What can waiters, the TV series ‘Lost’ and the novelist Charles Dickens teach us about avoiding procrastination?

• when people manage to start something they’re more inclined to finish it.

https://www.spring.org.uk/2011/02/the-zeigarnik-effect.php

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

Why Can I See My Breath on Cold Days? (4 Minutes)

I was recently reading the January, 2020 issue of “Science & Children,” a magazine written for elementary school science teachers, published by the National Science Teaching Association.  

In this issue, I read the “Science 101” section. The title of the article, within the section was “Why Can I See My Breath on Cold Days?,” written by Matt Bobrowsky.  

Although this magazine is written for teachers of elementary students, the concept of condensation is really not introduced to students until 5th or 6th grade.  So this topic is of interest to teachers of students at the beginning of middle school. When a gas changes to a liquid, that is called condensation

From the Twitterverse:  

EL Magazine @ELmagazine

“If we create a culture where every teacher believes they need to improve, not because they aren’t good enough, but because they can be even better, there is no limit to what we can achieve.” —Dylan Wiliam ICYMI read “Take a Praise Walk!”

@barbphillips77 

Josh Chin @joshchin

A photo from Caixin reporter Ding Gang of Wuhan doctors paying respects to Li Wenliang. 100% of my WeChat feed, from dissident lawyers to Huawei employees, is raging over Li’s death. Haven’t seen China unified like this since the Wenzhou train crash.

Typical EduCelebrity @EduCelebrity

This Valentine’s Day, spend this special evening with your passion: grading, lesson planning, and curriculum writing. Remember, there is no greater love than a labor of love.

Mike Roberts @BaldRoberts

To all the teachers who are fed up with Tik Tok… Trust me – This too shall pass. Sincerely, FortNite, Minecraft, PokémonGo, SnapChat, Fidget spinners, that cup thing from “Pitch Perfect”, Crocs, Silly Bandsz, and all the members of One Direction.

Fixing Education@FixingEducation

Why Are Teachers Leaving The Profession? •Inadequate preparation for new teachers •Lack of support •Class sizes •They are worked to the bone •Low salaries •Little to no recognition •Their time isn’t respected •Better opportunities elsewhere MUST DO BETTER #EdChat

Typical EduCelebrity @EduCelebrity

I probably shouldn’t be saying this, but word is that Trump, if re-elected, will appoint me as the new Secretary of Education. I hope you factor that into your decision of how to vote in November…

Typical EduCelebrity  @EduCelebrity

If students should not have to answer questions that they can get from Google, then teachers should not have to write lesson plans that they can get from Teachers Pay Teachers.

Don’t forget #mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm EST.  Look for your host, Todd Bloch, to have a middle school topic all ready to go!  Make it a strategic part of your personal professional development.

Strategies:  

Resources:

Greeking Out!  Podcast 

This podcast is creatively written to catch your middle school social studies students’ attention.  

https://www.espn.com/espnradio/feeds/rss/podcast.xml?id=27807607

The 1619 Project – Update

Princeton History professor Allen Guelzo says it “is not history; it is conspiracy theory. The 1619 Project is not history; it is ignorance”  Guelzo goes on to say that it is a polemic rather than an historical account. Chicago Public Schools has ordered 200-400 copies for distribution to schools.  

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/08/14/magazine/1619-america-slavery.html

https://www.city-journal.org/1619-project-conspiracy-theory

Web Spotlight:  

Earth Day

Please spread the word to teachers that middle schools can Sign up for Earth Day. 

Since 2004, the Michigan Department of Environment, Great Lakes, and Energy, the Michigan Department of Natural Resources, and the Michigan Department of Agriculture and Rural Development have hosted the annual Earth Day Celebration at Constitution Hall in Lansing, offering conference style session rotations.  This year’s event has been modified to spotlight hands-on, interactive lessons that align with Next Generation Science Standards for middle school students.  

Schools are invited to participate in the 2020 Earth Day Event, Poster Contest and the new Environmental Service Award competition.  Visit www.michigan.gov/earthday for contest rules, deadlines, and application information.  The attached email highlights school group opportunities and registration for the event.  Schools can now register online to attend. Please see the attachment for event information and the registration link.  

We are looking forward to celebrating the 50^th Anniversary of Earth Day focusing on climate action.

What do Teachers Want

The fastest-growing categories of requests are “warmth, care, and hunger,” health and wellness, and character education. 

http://blogs.edweek.org/teachers/teaching_now/2020/02/an_analysis_of_almost_2_million_donorschoose_requests_shows_funding_inequities.html#annotations:87Fz_kzhEeqXuO8piBuRTQ

Random Thoughts . . .  

Math Follow Up

Loved the example of 8% of 25 being the same as 25% of 8.  I thought this was so cool (you mentioned it previously two weeks ago) I have told others, but then I mentioned this to a math teacher.  She said, oh yes, that is the commutative property of math. It works for every pair of numbers.  

https://www.mathwarehouse.com/dictionary/C-words/commutative-property.php

She was the only one to mention it.  I don’t think any other of my friends remembered this property. 🙂  

Lotus Seed Pops

Completely random item.  They’re delicious. Wonderful snack.  Strange enough your students won’t steal them off of your desk.  Just sayin’.  

Find them here:  Lotus Seed Pops    

The Cost of Free

We are stewards of student information. Do we have a responsibility to understand why something is free? 

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Jokes:

Just a thought, if you take six and drop the s, you get more, 9. 

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If they make another Fast and Furious and don’t call it Fast 10: Your Seatbelts, someone needs to be fired. 

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Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?

• You can’t see in the dark

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I have a friend who has started a new band. The name of the band is Duvet. 

• They’re a, wait for it, cover band.

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Stephen King has a son named Joe. I’m not joking, but he is. 

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How do you make a waterbed bouncy?

• Put Spring water in it.

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I never trust stairs. 

• They are always up to something. 
• Then they bring you down. 

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I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower. It came out all blurry. 

• Yep, my friend has selfie steam issues. 

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What has four letters, occassionally has twelve letters, 

always has six letters but never has five letters.

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In a job interview, the candidate was asked can you perform under pressure? 

• He responded, no but I’ll give Bohemian Rhapsody a go.

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Advisory:

Fun Facts:

The word “helicopter” has two components. They aren’t “heli” and “copter”. They are “helico” and “pter”.

“Helico” (helix) and “pter” (wing, like with “pterodactyl”)

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Words that are spelled the same but pronounced with emphasis on different syllables is actually indicative of the part of speech it is. Stress on the first syllable is a noun. Stress on the last syllable is a verb. Examples: CON-tract and con-TRACT. The former is a noun ( sign this contract) whereas the latter is a verb (the muscles contract). Same with record, address, impact, object, and a few others.

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Everyone has seen shows or movies about traveling circuses, mainly in the 1930’s or 1940’s. During the Depression, running away to join the circus was a semi-reasonable option.

Many people scoff at the Florida law you must feed the meter where you park your elephant.

Those circuses had a travel season that heavily relied on summer and warmer months. They would spend the winter in Florida until the next travel season.

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Potatoes didn’t arrive in Europe until the 16th century.

It’s so ubiquitous, you’d think it would’ve been a part of English culture since 10,000 BC.

I love that it took a huge scam just to get people to eat them.

French botanist and chemist Antoine-Augustin Parmentier planted a huge field full of potatoes and stationed armed military guards to protect it. However the guards were instructed to take any and all bribes. So people see this field full of potatoes under military guard and figure “they must be good if its worth protecting” and started bribing the guards to snag a few thus creating a new love of carbs.

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You don’t actually bite down. You bite up because of your lower jaw.

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World Wide Web contains fewer syllables than its intended short form – WWW, thus making the shorter version longer to say.

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You know that old statistic that the average person eats 3 spiders in their sleep each year?

That was an intentionally made up statistic by a journalist to elicit the point that people will believe any “statistic” the media will tell them.

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Percentages are reversible. 8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head.

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40% of all sick days taken by white-collar employees are on a Monday or a Friday. … not because people are trying for 3-day weekends, but because Monday and Friday account for 40% of all weekdays.

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

Middle School Science Minute: Sourdough Citizen Science

I was recently reading the January, 2020 issue of “Science Scope,” a magazine written for middle school science teachers, published by the National Science Teaching Association. 

In this issue, I read the “Citizen Science” section. The title of the article, within the section was “Sourdough Citizen Science,” written by Jill Nugent. 

Sourdough Citizen Science provides the opportunity to learn more about microbial influences on bread, including rise and flavor.  For more information, please visit:

Sourdough for Science

From the Twitterverse:  

Charles Mok 莫乃光@charlesmok

Chinese students in Australia who could not get back to Oz can’t access Google Scholar for remote school. I wonder if they objected to the Great Firewall before. Gotcha now! 【武漢肺炎】澳洲封關逾10萬中國留學生禁回澳，學生爆怒：無法瀏覽Google遙距上課！

Judy Bowling@jlbowling

Favorite new website of the day! Work with PDFs online. Great for Chromebook users. https://pdfcandy.com

@wagnerlearning@t_wallace92@jasonsiko@AnupaminMI

China Commission@CECCgov

Chairs extend their condolences to the family & friends of Dr. #LiWenliang. He was silenced by the police for raising the alarm about the #Wuhan #CoronaVirus & tragically died from it yesterday. He is rightly being hailed as a hero by the #Chinese people.  

Sotiri Dimpinoudis@sotiridi

#Breaking: Just in – Unconfirmed report of an uprising in #Kazakhstan, of insidious people in the region burning down Chinese restaurants and shops duo to the #Coronavirus.

Library Girl@jenniferlagarde

Y’all. I just learned today that the audible book for #FactVSFiction is now available on @audible– and I might be freaking out just a little bit! https://adbl.co/2vi8Jqs cc: @dhudgins #luckylibrarian

Don’t forget #mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm EST.  Look for your host, Todd Bloch, to have a middle school topic all ready to go!  Make it a strategic part of your personal professional development.

Strategies:  

Hypothesis

https://web.hypothes.is/

Resources:

Stanford psychology expert: These are the top 3 things kids need—but most parents fail to provide

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/05/stanford-psychologist-3-things-kids-need-but-parents-fail-to-provide.html#annotations:WKK7SEiQEeqtEi8_Ii6_vQ

Web Spotlight:  

Alfie Kohn vs Dwight Schrute

https://www.schooltube.com/media/Alfie-Kohn-vs-Dwight-Schrute/1_qwxjq9ym

Kryptos Sculpture

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/01/29/climate/kryptos-sculpture-final-clue.html

Why Innovation is Crucial in Education

https://connectedprincipals.com/archives/24283

Random Thoughts . . .  

Sightings:  

Personal Web Site  

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