MSM 309:  The Teenaged Brain, Books and the First Days of School.

 

Jokes You Can Use:

Where does Frosty keep his cash?

In the snow banks.

What do you call a guy with no shins?

Toe-Knee

What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast.

 

Advisory:

Kick off the year

http://www.jakeballentine.com/kickoff.html

 

Guess Which Letter has been added

http://topnok.com/can-you-guess-which-letter-has-been-added-2/

 

Mike Rowe on a Career

http://www.newslinq.com/mike-rowe/

 

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

BIOMIMICRY

 

I was recently reading the March, 2015 issue of “Science Scope,” a magazine written for middle school science teachers, published by the National Science Teachers Association.  

 

In this issue, I read the article, “Biomimicry: The “Natural” Intersection of Biology and Engineering,” written by Celeste Nicholas and Jeffrey Peterson.  In the article, they describe a project on biomimicry that uses the crosscutting concept of Structure and Function to link disciplinary core ideas from biology with performance expectations for engineering.

 

From the Twitterverse:  

Bill Ferriter ‏@plugusin

Experimenting with Screencastify for creating screencasts straight from Chrome: http://bit.ly/1TqHMWK  #edtech

Teachers.Net ‏@TeachersNet

.@MelissaJonesIC Building a Relationship With Your New Students http://gazette.teachers.net/gazette/wordpress/barbara-blackburn/building-a-relationship-with-your-students/ …

Teachers.Net ‏@TeachersNet

Effective Leaders Focus on Faculty Talents & Strengths http://gazette.teachers.net/gazette/wordpress/dr-brad-johnson/effective-leaders/ … #leadupchat #edchat #cpchat #edadmin

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!”  

 

Strategies:

4 Cues for the First Day of School

  1. Some students have lots of supports before ever stepping into schools. Billy may be irritated and nervous–sometimes his mom’s super-involvement in his life gets on his nerves, and it was hard to sleep the night before school, but he comes to school with a lot of support from home. He’s been to orientation. He has a schedule. He’s ready and it makes the morning easier.
  2. Billy’s teacher makes it even easier for him to feel secure and oriented. Mrs. Donovan has gone out of her way to make sure he knows where he is and what is expected of him. He could just as easily been in a room with less structure like Jenny. Instead he thrives even more with the support he finds in his first hour.
  3. Jenny is coming to school already struggling from the overwhelming responsibilities she’s managing outside of school. She’s already working independently, and she doesn’t have the kind of emotional and family support that makes it easy to start school. Starting with low support from home makes support at school even more important for her.
  4. Even though Jenny has made a big mistake in going to the wrong class, the problem is exacerbated when the teacher provides little or no direction for her on where she is. Her first-day experience was going to be tough enough because of her struggles outside of school. But the lack of follow-through from her first hour teacher (who isn’t even her teacher) only adds to an already difficult situation. How different her first day may have been had she stepped into Mrs. Donovan’s class!

http://connectedprincipals.com/archives/11778

 

Resources:  

Chegg Publishing:  The future of textbook publishers?  

Chegg, Inc. has been moving away from textbook publishing on paper to textbook publishing ebooks.  Rather than generate a revenue stream twice a year, they are also getting into tutoring and other student products.  Is this the future of textbooks?  Their stock price is up $.10 on Friday’s announcement of a $.02/share better than expected profit this past quarter, and this semester’s textbook purchases are just getting started.  

Open Textbook thoughts by Troy:

http://troypatterson.me/2015/08/23/open-textbooks/

 

Teacher Salary Around the World

http://www.theguardian.com/teacher-network/teacher-blog/2014/sep/05/how-the-job-of-a-teacher-compares-around-the-world

 

The Terrible Teens

But adolescent males with cage mates went on a bender; they spent, on average, twice as much time drinking as solo boy mice and about thirty per cent more time than solo girls.

“When we think of ourselves as civilized, intelligent adults, we really have the frontal and prefrontal parts of the cortex to thank,” she writes. But “teens are not quite firing on all cylinders when it comes to the frontal lobes.” Thus, “we shouldn’t be surprised by the daily stories we hear and read about tragic mistakes.”

The frontal lobes are the seat of what’s sometimes called the brain’s executive function. They’re responsible for planning, for self-awareness, and for judgment. Optimally, they act as a check on impulses originating in other parts of the brain. But in the teen years, Jensen points out, the brain is still busy building links between its different regions.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/08/31/the-terrible-teens

 

College readiness declines when school’s focus is improving test scores, study finds

 

Published recently in The High School Journal, the case study reveals the unintended consequences of school reform policies, and how these mandates may warp schools’ instructional focus and thwart students’ academic success.

More than half of Green’s students were enrolled in some form of intervention for the exit exam during the time Welton and Williams were collecting data. Because so many students were being steered into these interventions, the school eliminated some advanced placement courses due to low enrollment, the researchers discovered.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/05/150512140852.htm

History’s Most Powerful Pictures

 

*Warning some are not for every classroom.

http://coviral.com/historys-powerful-photos/

 

Why Teachers and Bees are disappearing

The explanation of why bees are disappearing is complex. The question why teachers are leaving the profession is not.

Back in the 1960s, when I was in school, teachers debated whether they should “teach the student” or “teach the subject.” It would have never occurred to educators or students of my generation that there would be one right answer to that question.

But with the No Child Left Behind era of the early 2000s, the pendulum swung to “teaching the subject,” concentrating primarily on the material that should be mastered and assessed.

http://scholasticadministrator.typepad.com/thisweekineducation/2015/08/thompson-.html#.VeHFldNVhBd

 

What We Know About the Teenage Brain

http://www.pri.org/stories/2015-08-06/what-were-learning-about-teenage-brain

 

Web Spotlight:

Random Thoughts . . .

Personal Web Site

 

MSM 308:  Chinese Takeout

Jokes You Can Use:

Three visitors to London climb up the tower that houses Big Ben and decide to have a contest. They’re going to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch the watches before they hit the ground.

 

The first tourist throws his watch, takes three steps and hears his watch crash. The second throws his watch and takes only two steps when he hears his watch shatter.

 

The third tosses his watch off the tower, jogs down the stairs, goes to a candy store, buys a snack, walks back to Big Ben and catches his watch. “How did you do that?” asks one of his friends.

 

“My watch is 30 minutes slow.”

 

Eileen Award:   

  • Twitter: Neil Parmar

Chinese PD Discussion

MSM 307:  Quotes, Nitrogen – Cheat and Don’t Get Caught. We’ll be back!

 

Jokes You Can Use:

A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear. He says, “What is wrong with me?

The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly.”

 

Q: Do you know why dogs don’t dance?

A: They have two left feet!

 

A little boy asked his dad for a dollar to give to a little old lady in the park. His father impressed by his son’s kindness, gave him the dollar. “There you are my son,” said the father. “But, tell me, isn’t the little lady able to work any more? “She sells candy” was the boy’s reply.

Open House

Walkens

Homework

Eileen Award:

  • Twitter: Jeff Faria

 

Advisory:

Shopping in Bethel, Alaska

Compare shopping in your town with Bethel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=43&v=qyVgDW7h0Fw

 

10 Quotes From Audrey Hepburn That Will Teach You Valuable Life Lessons

http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/10-quotes-from-audrey-hepburn-that-will-teach-you-valuable-life-lessons.html

 

101 Bruce Lee Quotes

 

http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/the-101-ultimate-bruce-lee-quotes.html

 

The Paper Airplane that you wish you’d made

Warning: A couple of swear words in the beginning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0stHV0s7XaU

 

21 Proverbs from Around the World

 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jamiejones/the-most-beautiful-proverbs-from-around-the-world#.vbY8dkGGw

 

Middle School Science Minute

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

NITROGEN, ROBOTS AND CAMERAS

 

I was recently reading the February, 2015 issue of “Science Scope,” a magazine written for middle school science teachers, published by the National Science Teachers Association.

 

In this issue, I read the column, “Scope on the Skies” written by Bob Riddle.  In his column, Bob provides questions that students would have fun answering.  In this issue, he asks questions about nitrogenous breathing organisms, planets inhabited by robots and cameras that simulate our eyes.

 

http://k12science.net/Podcast/Podcast/Entries/2015/5/18_Middle_School_Science_Minute-Nitrogen%2C_Robots_and_Cameras.html

 

From the Twitterverse:

Todd ‏@ToddWhitakeriBooks has launched their “Summer Reading For Educators” campaign which will run June 1-July 13. (Link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/collection/summer-reading-for-educators/id136548?fcId=993535882&mt=11 …)
Dru Tomlin ‏@DruTomlin_AMLE Westerville, OHExcited that lots of folks R WebCamping w/ @AMLE this summer! Free online learning 4 middle grades at http://www.amle.org/webinars  Boom! #mschat
Chris Hubbuch ‏@ChrisHubbuchSeven Tech Tools for Fast Formative Assessment http://ow.ly/NXq4Y  from @MiddleWeb #mschat #sblchat #essd40pd
MiddleWeb ‏@middlewebIf we were new 6-8 teachers, we’d be reading: “8 Things I Know for Sure about Middle School Kids” http://www.middleweb.com/19645/8-things-about-middle-school-kids/ … #ntchat #newteacher
Monte Tatom ‏@drmmtatom Tennessee, USA#edwebchat ~ @newteacherhelp shares @TeacherKit ~ #fhuedu320 #tn_teta
#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!”

 

Strategies:

Create image quiz on Riddle

 

http://www.freetech4teachers.com/2015/05/how-to-create-image-based-quizzes-and.html#.VXMD-VxVhBd

 

Resources:

Writing Prompts

An entire book from MakeBeliefsComix to share with students.

http://www.makebeliefscomix.com/_downloads/eBooks/Something-To-Write-About.pdf

 

Ten Great Resources for telling stories

from Richard Byrne

http://www.freetech4teachers.com/2015/05/ten-great-tools-for-telling-stories.html#.VXMFpVxVhBe

https://app.box.com/s/5htchviyphrnsopjl9tysapcpro71c2c

 

Education Endowment Foundation Toolkit

List of strategies ranked by cost and effectiveness.

https://educationendowmentfoundation.org.uk/toolkit/toolkit-a-z/

Web Spotlight:

 

How to Cheat on State Standardized Tests and Not Get Caught

It could be my college experience that leads me to write this article. I’m not encouraging anyone to follow the advice given here, but I’m sure that many have already done so. The fact is that any time you create a game, people will game the system, and that is just what our current test and punish culture has lead to.

If you are going to do some erasing, you better be selective and not get carried away. Here are my tips.

  • On the papers of your top students and your bottom students, don’t erase anything.
  • Focus on your bubble kids. I wouldn’t correct more than two questions per test. I would use a high-end eraser, and use almost a surgical technique.
  • Most of the efforts I have seen to fire poor teachers depend on at least two consecutive years of poor performance on the tests combined with other criteria. If this is the case, it’s fine if your students do crappy year one as long as they do better year two.
  • Most teachers are concerned about students cheating on assessments of all kinds, and usually take action to control cheating opportunities. When it comes to the state tests, however, you just might want to lower the cheating barriers.

 

If you haven’t figured it out yet, this article was written with tongue firmly in cheek.

Random Thoughts . . .

Personal Web Site

 

MSM 306:  Visual Jokes that are Virtually Unstoppable, It’s Not Pathe-tic.

MSM 306:  Visual Jokes that are Virtually Unstoppable, It’s Not Pathe-tic.

 

Jokes You Can Use:

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

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Podcast 306 -Today - Google Docs 2015-05-23 12-44-29

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

The olympian skier Picabo Street now works in the Intensive Care Unit at a hospital. Unfortunately, the administration told her she can no longer answer the phone, because this is what she said, “Picabo ICU” (Peek-a-boo, I see you)

 

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.

He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.

Eileen Award:

 

Advisory:

Names around the World

 

http://www.w3.org/International/questions/qa-personal-names

 

Middle School Science Minute

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

MIDDLE SCHOOL SCIENCE MINUTE-GRAPH LITERACY

 

I was recently reading the February, 2015 issue of “Science Scope,” a magazine written for middle school science teachers, published by the National Science Teachers Association.

 

In this issue, I read the article, “Teaching Graph Literacy Across the Curriculum” written by Andrew Zucker, Carolyn Staudt and Robert Tinker.  In the article they share a framework based on research indicating that everyone goes through three steps to understand a graph.

 

http://k12science.net/Podcast/Podcast/Entries/2015/5/14_Middle_School_Science_Minute-Graph_Literacy.html

 

From the Twitterverse:

Joy Kirr ‏@JoyKirrPlease add one sentence to this padlet: What is #geniushour / #20time? http://padlet.com/joykirr/WhatIsGH … Thank you in advance!

 

Marlene M. Harris ‏@marlenemharris3 Things Students Desire to Hear From Teachers http://buff.ly/1GvrrIp  #ntchat #satchat

 

Dr. Byron L. Ernest ‏@ByronErnestParents should ask their kids this at the end of every #school day: “Did you ask a great question today?” ~ Freeman Hrabowski #STEMForum

 

Terie Engelbrecht ‏@mrsebiologyCreate a Physical Record of Your Blog With BlogBooker http://shrd.by/Lc0Ck4  #education #edchat

 

Monte Tatom @drmmtatom  ·  May 18Call for proposals still open for K12OnlineConference “Virtually Unstoppable” at http://www.k12onlineconference.org  @k12onlinePodcast 306 -Today - Google Docs 2015-05-23 12-47-47

 

 

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!”

 

Strategies:

Summer Reading

 

http://www.readworks.org/rw/summer-reading-rising-6th-12th-graders

Resources:

Tween Tribute

Tween Tribute includes an email with some curriculum ideas. The story is available in several Lexiles levels.

 

http://tweentribune.com/tween56/tennis-and-fashion-are-match-paris

Discussion Questions:

 

Grades 3-4:Imagine that you had to wear a long dress or a coat to play tennis. How could these clothes affect your ability to play the game?
Grades 5-6:Why is it important to wear appropriate clothes when you exercise? What types of clothes do you think are appropriate for different sports?
Grades 7-8:

According to the article, professional tennis players want to show their personalities through their clothes. What type of outfit would show your personality?
Grades 9-10:

According to the article, women’s tennis outfits are less feminine and more sporty than they were in the past. Do you think this change is good or bad? Why?

Activity

Curriculum Connections

Explore

 

British Pathé

Subscribe now to the largest archive of history on YouTube. Follow us through the 20th Century and dive into the good and the bad times of the past. Feel free to explore more than 80,000 videos of filmed history and maybe you’ll find stuff no one else has ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/user/britishpathe

 

Quizizz

  1. What is Quizizz?
  2. Quizizz is a fun multiplayer classroom activity, that allows all your students to practice together.
  3. How does it work?

View a Video Walkthrough

  1. Select one of the public quizzes or create your own.
  2. Click “Play” to generate your unique game code.
  3. Ask your students to open join.quizizz.com and enter the game code.
  4. See students joining on the live dashboard, and launch when ready.
  5. The game begins!

Track live progress of your class on your dashboard.

  1. What devices are supported?
  2. Quizizz works on all devices with a browser, including computers, tablets & smartphones.
  3. Does each student need a device?
  4. Each student/team needs one device.
  5. Can I create my own quizzes?
  6. Yes!
  7. Is it free?
  8. Yes!

http://quizizz.com/

Web Spotlight:

Myths in Education:

8 Myths that undermine education.

 

http://www.edutopia.org/blog/myths-that-undermine-educational-effectiveness-mark-phillips

 

Hacking the Brain

 

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/06/brain-hacking/392084/

 

Message to My Freshman Students

Welcome to higher education! If you want to be successful here you need to know a few things about how this place works. One of the main things you need to know is the difference between the instructors you will have here and those you had before. Let me take a few minutes to explain this to you.

First, I am your professor, not your teacher. There is a difference.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/keith-m-parsons/message-to-my-freshman-st_b_7275016.html

 

Let’s Stop Pretending

Greg Pearson — the mind behind the Better Together blog — tagged me a few weeks back as a part of Scott McLeod’s We Have to Stop Pretending project.  The thinking behind the project is that it is time to confront the unproductive truths that keep us from making schools different.

http://blog.williamferriter.com/2015/05/20/heres-what-we-have-to-stop-pretending/

Random Thoughts . . .

Personal Web Site

 

MSM 305:  Bring on the Monkey, Visual Jokes, and Picto-graphs.

MSM 305:  Bring on the Monkey, Visual Jokes, and Picto-graphs.

Jokes You Can Use:

Ray had just reached his 150th birthday. Surrounded by reporters, he was asked, “Excuse me, sir, but how did you come to live to be 150?”

Ray answered, “It was easy. I just never argue with anyone.”

One reporter shot back, “That’s crazy! It had to be something else — diet, exercise, or something. Just not arguing won’t keep you alive for 150 years!”

The old fella stared hard at the reporter for several seconds. Then he shrugged and said, “Hmm. Maybe you’re right.”

 

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on I-280. Please be careful!”

Herman replied, “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”

 

“One of the hardest decisions in life is when to be middle-aged.” — Rob Loach

 

Practical Jokes for Co-Workers/Future Pranksters . . . on You:

You can paint a bar of soap with clear nail polish, let it dry, and then put it where someone is likely to try to use it.Podcast 305 -Today - Google Docs 2015-05-09 11-17-31

Here are several food-related pranks. You can replace the cream filling in some Oreos.

Podcast 305 -Today - Google Docs 2015-05-09 11-18-47

You can shoot some mustard into the end of a toothpaste tube for a little surprise when the next person gives the tube a squeeze.

Podcast 305 -Today - Google Docs 2015-05-09 11-21-03

Although April is not prime season for caramel apples, you could prepare some anyway, along with a caramel onion or two.

Podcast 305 -Today - Google Docs 2015-05-09 11-22-01

The next one would involve some expense, unless you already have an air horn on hand.

Podcast 305 -Today - Google Docs 2015-05-09 11-22-59

Bathrooms are great places for some pranks. Here are some that are fairly innocent.

Podcast 305 -Today - Google Docs 2015-05-09 11-23-22

You could leave a note for your family or friends in the toilet paper roll.

Or using permanent marker, you could float a note in the toilet.

Make sure stomach flu season is past before doing this next one.

Podcast 305 -Today - Google Docs 2015-05-09 11-25-33

For the next one you would need to put water only in the cups closest to the doors. The rest could be empty.

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This last one is fun if your office or home has had some bugs recently.
Podcast 305 -Today - Google Docs 2015-05-09 11-26-46

A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack.

The younger guy says to the old man, “Watcha got in the sack?”

The old man responds, “I got some monkeys in that there sack.”

The younger man asks, “If I guess how many monkeys you got in the sack, can I keep one?”

The old man replies, “Son, if you guess how many monkeys I got in this sack, I’ll give you both of ’em!”

 

Advisory:

Learn Chinese:  Chineasy TED Talk

http://chineasy.org/films/ted-talk.aspx

 

Ever look at a piece of chinese text and say to yourself, “It’s Greek to me”?  Well it’s not. It’s Chinese!  This TED Talk on Chineasy shows students 8 symbols to begin understanding Chinese.  If it’s this easy to learn something new in an Advisory class, how hard can the rest of the day be?

 

Book Review this week.  

 

101 (More) Amazing Facts – mental_floss on YouTube – List Show (307)

May need to edit the first couple. As always, watch first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdfaafOJhOo

 

French School Deems Teenager’s Skirt an Illegal Display of Religion

PARIS — A secondary school in northeastern France has sent a 15-year-old student home twice in the last two weeks for wearing a long skirt that the principal judged was “an ostentatious sign” of the girl’s Muslim faith.

 

Could tie in well with a school uniform discussion.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/30/world/europe/french-school-teenagers-skirt-illegal-display-religion.html

 

What are Girls Good For

 

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2015/05/what-girls-are-good-for-happy-birthday.html

 

Future Me

Email to be delivered in the future.

https://www.futureme.org/

Middle School Science Minute

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

 

MIDDLE SCHOOL SCIENCE MINUTE-WRITING IN SCIENCE

 

I was recently reading the February, 2015 issue of “Science Scope,” a magazine written for middle school science teachers, published by the National Science Teachers Association.

 

In this issue, I read the article, “Reading and Writing Alignment Across Content Areas” written by Susan Merten.  In the article she explains how her school reached their goal of improving student expository writing overall in every written response, extended or brief, and in all subjects, especially science.

 

http://k12science.net/Podcast/Podcast/Entries/2015/5/7_Middle_School_Science_Minute-Writing_in_Science.html

 

From the Twitterverse:

Derek McCoy ‏@mccoyderek 4m4 minutes ago5 Innovations From The Past Decade That Aim To Change The American Classroom http://buff.ly/1FSOQmT
Joy Kirr ‏@JoyKirr 22m22 minutes agoArrived at #edcampchicago – pls excuse my myriad tweets today – it’s Disney World for me! 😀
Ross Cooper ‏@RossCoops31 1h1 hour agoJust a reminder. In case you STILL don’t know about #currichat #satchat

Podcast 305 -Today - Google Docs 2015-05-09 11-27-32

pammoran ‏@pammoran 2h2 hours agoLove this! Charleston native son Steve Colbert funds every SC tchers’ current Donors Choose grant #notajoke #scchat
Tish Jennings ‏@TishJennings May 7New Research: Students Benefit from Learning That Intelligence Is Not Fixed http://ww2.kqed.org/mindshift/2014/07/16/new-research-students-benefit-from-learning-that-intelligence-is-not-fixed/ …
Monte Tatom @drmmtatom  ·  Apr 28#edwebchat ~ @newteacherhelp shares the “Pass the Past” App #fhuedu320 #tn_teta  https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/pass-the-past/id392637590?mt=8  
#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!”

 

Resources:

Deekit

Collaborative Whiteboard

Sign in using Google, Facebook or MicroSoft Account. Click on tools to reveal more options.

https://www.deekit.com/

 

Ultimate Guide to Taking Notes in Class

PictoGraph Creator

 

http://primaryschoolict.com/pictograph/

Topographical Maps

http://nationalmap.gov/ustopo/history.html

Web Spotlight:

The School That Silicon Valley Thinks Will Save Education

On one side of the glass is a cheery little scene, with two teachers leading two different middle school lessons on opposite ends of the room. But on the other side is something altogether unusual: an airy and open office with vaulted ceilings, sunlight streaming onto low-slung couches, and rows of hoodie-wearing employees typing away on their computers while munching on free snacks from the kitchen.

http://www.wired.com/2015/05/altschool/

 

Principals: Are you brave enough to ask for staff feedback?

To get a full, clear picture of how well you’re doing, ask questions that prompt teachers to consider your performance from different, specific angles, while allowing them to also provide more open-ended feedback. The following are some suggested survey items.

http://www.cultofpedagogy.com/faculty-staff-survey-form/

President Obama on His Teacher

I credit my education to Ms. Mabel Hefty just as much as I would any institution of higher learning.

When I entered Ms. Hefty’s fifth-grade class at Punahou School in the fall of 1971, I was just a kid with a funny name in a new school, feeling a little out of place, hoping to fit in like anyone else.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2015/04/29/email-president-obama-my-fifth-grade-teacher

 

Contrary to Conventional Wisdom, New Teachers Are Staying on the Job

Despite previous reports that new teachers are ditching their professions in record numbers, new federal data suggest that a grand majority of novice classroom instructors are showing up for work year after year.

http://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2015/04/contrary-to-conventional-wisdom-new-teachers-are-staying-on-the-job/391985/

 

John Oliver on standardized testing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6lyURyVz7k

Random Thoughts . . .

Personal Web Site

 

MSM 304:  GoFormative Chinese and English sentences

MSM 304:  GoFormative Chinese and English sentences

 

Jokes You Can Use:

Paul told his girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

I have the heart of a Lion, and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

What did one orphan say to the other?

“Robin, get in the Batmobile.”

Did you hear the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an agnostic, and an insomniac?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

And God said to John, “Come forth and be granted eternal life.” But John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire?

Udder disaster.

Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before 1,2, & 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Sometimes I just tuck my knees up to my chest and lean forward. Because that’s how I roll.

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.

I came up with a new word yesterday: Plagiarism.

I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

 

Eileen Award:

 

  • Twitter: Justin Baeder,

 

Advisory:

Learn Chinese:  Chineasy TED Talk

http://chineasy.org/films/ted-talk.aspx

 

Ever look at a piece of chinese text and say to yourself, “It’s Greek to me”?  Well it’s not. It’s Chinese!  This TED Talk on Chineasy shows students 8 symbols to begin understanding Chinese.  If it’s this easy to learn something new in an Advisory class, how hard can the rest of the day be?

 

20 Fun Sentences

  1. I never said she stole my money.

This fun sentence takes on seven different meanings depending on which word is emphasized: [I] never said she stole my money. – Someone else said it. I [never] said she stole my money. – I didn’t say it. I never [said] she stole my money. – I only implied it. I never said [she] stole my money. – I said someone did, not necessarily her. I never said she [stole] my money. – I considered it borrowed. I never said she stole [my] money. – Only that she stole money— not necessarily my own. I never said she stole my [money]. – She stole something of mine, not my money. While this trick works for plenty of other sentences as well, this one’s short and easy to understand.

 

http://distractify.com/default-category/the-19-most-mind-blowing-sentences-in-the-english-language/?v=1&ts_pid=2&ts_pid=2

 

Eye vs. camera – Michael Mauser

Your eyes don’t always capture the world exactly as a video camera would. But the eyes are remarkably efficient organs, the result of hundreds of millions of years of coevolution with our brains. Michael Mauser outlines the similarities and differences between your eye and a video camera.

Since this is an EdTed, it includes follow up.

http://ed.ted.com/lessons/eye-vs-camera-michael-mauser#watch

 

36 Asking Questions

  1. “It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.” – Eugene Ionesco
  2. “Question everything. Learn something. Answer nothing.” – Euripedes

 

http://www.lifehack.org/articles/productivity/36-quotes-from-successful-people-about-the-wisdom-asking-questions.html

Middle School Science Minute

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

 

MIDDLE SCHOOL SCIENCE MINUTE-SCIENCE JOURNALING PART 2

 

I was recently reading the February, 2015 issue of “Science Scope,” a magazine written for middle school science teachers, published by the National Science Teachers Association.

 

In this issue, I read the Guest Editorial written by Kristin Kandel and Natalie Brew, entitled “Our Science Story: When Science Inquiry Meets the Common Core.”  They explain, in this second part of a two podcast series, what their interactive science journal, for middle school students, actually looks like. For more information on the journal, contact Kristin Kandel at kandelk@ewsdonline.org

 

http://k12science.net/Podcast/Podcast/Entries/2015/4/21_Middle_School_Science_Minute-Science_Journaling_Part_2.html

 

From the Twitterverse:

Scott McLeod ‏@mcleod

We can’t do what that other school is doing because… http://bit.ly/1EW8jTk  #satchat #edchat #edadmin

Jenny Luca ‏@jennyluca

The Evolution of the Employee – do schools understand this? http://wp.me/pai5A-Q1

Dakotah Cooper ‏@dakotahcooper

The #edcamplo board is full! Going to be a great day!

Podcast 304 -Today - Google Docs 2015-04-25 12-40-38

Scott McLeod ‏@mcleod

Everything that’s wrong with our student testing schemes in one blog post | @jmsprincipal #edchat #edreform #satchat

Monte Tatom ‏@drmmtatom

Five-Minute Film Festival: 8 Podcasts for Learning #education #feedly #fhuedu642 #fhuedu613 #tn_teta => @MSMatters http://ln.is/www.edutopia.org/blo/bkc0e …

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!”

 

Strategies:

GoFormative

Interesting assessment site.

https://goformative.com/

 

Resources:

8 Top Tips for Highly Effective PD

Highly effective classrooms can result from highly effective professional development. Recent research (Butler et al., 2004) has shown that effective professional development includes creating classroom content, modeling techniques for teachers to use in their classrooms, and feedback on lessons (Harris, Graham, and Adkins, 2015). It’s not enough to teach the right things to your teachers — you have to teach your teachers in the right way.

Here are some top tips for delivering highly effective PD to your teachers.

http://www.edutopia.org/blog/top-tips-highly-effective-pd-vicki-davis

 

https://larryferlazzo.edublogs.org/files/2015/04/Interventions-arent-10libxc.jpg

Evidence-based education is dead — long live evidence-informed education: Thoughts on Dylan Wiliam

https://community.tes.co.uk/tom_bennett/b/weblog/archive/2015/04/11/evidence-based-education-is-dead-long-live-evidence-informed-education-thoughts-on-dylan-wiliam.aspx#.VSlGOYwpi24.twitter

Story Board

Teacher Guides

To help our community get the most out of Storyboard That, we have worked tirelessly to create world class teacher guides. With these guides your students will rapidly master concepts and have fun doing it!

Each teacher guide contains:

  • 5-7 Common Core aligned class activities of various difficulties
  • Tips from our artists on how to make the “perfect storyboard”
  • Teacher Refreshers

 

http://www.storyboardthat.com/articles/education/teacher-resources

 

Commonly used Idioms

Idiom: a manner of speaking that is natural to native speakers of a language

Every language has its own collection of wise sayings. They offer advice about how to live and also transfer some underlying ideas, principles and values of a given culture / society. These sayings are called “idioms” – or proverbs if they are longer. These combinations of words have (rarely complete sentences) a “figurative meaning” meaning, they basically work with “pictures”.

This List of commonly used idioms and sayings (in everyday conversational English), can help to speak English by learning English idiomatic expressions. This is a list, which contains exactly 66 of the most commonly used idioms and their meaning.

 

http://www.smart-words.org/quotes-sayings/idioms-meaning.html

Web Spotlight:

Middle Class

 

http://www.businessinsider.com/middle-class-in-every-us-state-2015-4

 

3 Tips to Make Any Lesson More Culturally Responsive (and it’s not what you think!)

  1. Gamify it.
  2. Make it social.
  3. Storify it.

 

http://www.cultofpedagogy.com/culturally-responsive-teaching-strategies/

 

Why Education Won’t Fix Economic Inequity

In short, more education would be great news for middle and lower-income Americans, increasing their pay and economic security. It just isn’t up to the task of meaningfully reducing inequality, which is being driven by the sharp upward movement of the very top of the income distribution.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/01/upshot/why-more-education-wont-fix-economic-inequality.html

Random Thoughts . . .

Personal Web Site

 

MSM 303:  Technical Woes, Oopsies and make Olivia run.

Jokes You Can Use:

 

A teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his 1 to 10 well

“Yes! Of course! My pop taught me…even more than 10”

“Good. What comes after three?”

“Four,” answers the boy.

“What comes after six?”

“Seven.”

“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your erm…dad did a good job. Now…so what comes after…lets say ten?”

“A jack”

 

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Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

 

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Two Antartians were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph.

“Hey,” asked Bob, who was at the wheel, “any cops following us?”

Henry, his passenger, turned around and had a long look at the road behind them.

“Yeah, looks like it,” he responded.

“Are his flashers on?” asked Bob.

Henry turned around again…

“Yup…nope…yup…nope…yup…nope…yup…”

Advisory:

Motivational Posters

http://twentytwowords.com/you-cant-handle-all-this-motivation/

The 25 Best Self-Improvement Books To Read Before You Turn 25

http://blog.nsays.in/2015/03/the-25-best-self-improvement-books-to-read-before-you-turn-25/

Middle School Science Minute

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

 

Science Journaling.  Part 1 of a 2 part series.    

 

I was recently reading the February, 2015 issue of “Science Scope,” a magazine written for middle school science teachers, published by the National Science Teachers Association.

 

In this issue, I read the Guest Editorial written by Kristin Kandel and Natalie Brew, entitled “Our Science Story: When Science Inquiry Meets the Common Core.”  They explain, in this first part of a two podcast series, why they developed an interactive science journal for their middle school students.

 

http://k12science.net/Podcast/Podcast/Entries/2015/3/26_Middle_School_Science_Minute-Science_Journaling_Part_1.html

From the Twitterverse:

miGoogle ‏@michGoogle

#chromebook sales in Michigan provide a snapshot at the growth of the #ChromeOS market http://buff.ly/19YmKJH  #GoogleEDU #gafe

Lori DiMarco ‏@TCDSB21Csup

10 Ways to Use Google Maps in the Classroom | The Thinking Stick @jutecht #tcdsb21c http://sco.lt/5YvlQ1

nancyflanagan ‏@nancyflanagan

If CNN asked me what I’d tell newbie teachers, here’s what I would say: http://blogs.edweek.org/teachers/teacher_in_a_strange_land/2015/04/four_things_i_want_to_say_to_novice_teachers.html … Welcome to a changed profession…

Erin Klein ‏@KleinErin

The Homework Help Desk: Amazing [FREE] Interactive Resource to Help Kids and Parents! http://goo.gl/11MXbw

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!”

 

Strategies:

How to Improve Test Results & It’s Free

The results suggest that 12-min of aerobic exercise improved the SVA of low- and high-income adolescents and that the benefit lasted for 45-min for both groups.

The SVA improvement among the low-income adolescents was particularly large. In fact, the SVA improvement among the low-income adolescents was substantial enough to eliminate a pre-existing income gap in SVA. The mean reading comprehension score of low-income adolescents who engaged in 12-min of aerobic exercise was higher than the mean reading comprehension score of low-income adolescents in the control group.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4052664/

 

Goodbye, math and history: Finland wants to abandon teaching subjects at school

Finland already has one of the best school education systems. It always ranks near the top in mathematics, reading, and science in the prestigious PISA rankings (the 2012 list, pdf) by the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development. Teachers in other countries flock to its schools to learn from a country that is routinely praised as just a really, really wonderful place to live.

http://qz.com/367487/goodbye-math-and-history-finland-wants-to-abandon-teaching-subjects-at-school/

 

How to Create a Multi-faceted BackChannel

from Richard Byrne

A few weeks ago I reviewed a new backchannel/ message board tool called Tozzl. Then two weeks ago I had this horrendous experience with TodaysMeet. As a result I’m switching to using Tozzl for most of my backchannel needs. Tozzl allows me to create sections for chat, file sharing, and YouTube videos within one backchannel. I can also import the feed of a Twitter hashtag into my Tozzl backchannel. In the video embedded below I provide a demonstration of how to create a Tozzl backchannel.

http://www.freetech4teachers.com/2015/03/how-to-create-multifaceted-backchannel.html#.VSAAZBPF_ww

Resources:

TweenTribute

NEW FROM SMITHSONIAN: A FREE K-12 RESOURCE FOR TEACHERS!

Join over 200,000 registered teachers who are already putting these free Smithsonian Teacher tools to use in their classrooms.

  • Twice-daily AP news articles
  • Lexile® leveled for K-12
  • Self-scoring quizzes customized by Lexile® level
  • Critical thinking questions
  • Student commenting Daily Espanol AP articles
  • Weekly lesson plans
  • Weekly video Weekend “Monday Morning Ready” newsletter as prep for the week ahead

ALL FREE!

http://microsite.smithsonianmag.com/tweentribune/

 

ReadWorks

Informational Articles to Build Knowledge

http://www.readworks.org/rw/informational-articles-build-knowledge

 

Renderman

RenderMan is now free for all non-commercial purposes, including evaluations, education, research, and personal projects. The non-commercial version of RenderMan is fully functional without watermark or limitation.

http://renderman.pixar.com/view/non-commercial-renderman

 

Web Spotlight:

 

15 Things Students Really want from Teachers

http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/15-things-students-really-want-from-teachers.html

 

Engineering Prints as Wall Paper

MAKE YOUR HUGE PHOTOS EVEN HUGER WITH AN ENGINEER PRINT MURAL

http://photojojo.com/engineerprints/wallpaper/

Family Income, parental education and brain structure in children and adolescents

http://www.nature.com/articles/nn.3983.epdf?referrer_access_token=L6FAip5zxuVqf6v9N3UWTdRgN0jAjWel9jnR3ZoTv0PKOUzpGihL13qTYfaLM50cPqteT7FXi39QN-z9UApFu5nwExZY6VoNGtBmY1-awVulfMTMUqUzDFkg1TVQ04Qcf_xyC0v8yHam_gdsGsmdSPEtjJ80RffaOahRU3_BLCnTkRhw7I4dAax3MHAZd90maW0Ce3Nmh2R9oGLlI0Zd2Cu86Ak_7mY2SDO6M6Y2D4Y0ECxSW_IVWMjbNEKTggqJOFSZreR42lTivtTN6kflI8lqFBMaIpYyx_pdj8uaj6U%3D

For a Million Dollars, You Could at Least…

by Tom Martellone • March 21, 2015

“For any young and potential educator that may read this post, I urge you, do not waiver from your desire to help children and make a difference in public education.  You can absolutely be creative in today’s educational climate, and you can innovate and make a difference for many young children that need a dedicated teacher willing to put in the time, and navigate the tumultuous educational times we are living in.  You can and will make a difference for children, and I guarantee you that you can make a difference in the education profession.  Those of us that have worked in education for any length of time are depending on you to join us, work hard, and reshape what happens in education for the betterment of our children and our world.”

http://connectedprincipals.com/archives/11427

PE Note

PE_Note

 

Random Thoughts . . .

Social Wall Format

Lower the barrier to using Moodle by making Moodle look and act more like a social network. Posts are done in reverse chronological order. You still have the full power of Moodle when you need it though.

http://www.remc13.org/moodle-ecommunity/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2e1cGJId7M

 

Personal Web Site

MSM 302:  Tweet, tweet #rockin’robin! We’re in Kahoots! with Spring!

Jokes You Can Use:

What did the tired chess player do?

He took the knight off

 

Phil had just joined a club after his friend had recommended it (being a member for quite some time). They were sitting in the clubhouse when someone yelled “21” and there was a small uproar of laughter. A few minutes later someone else yelled “34” and another roar of laughter rose up. Phil, confused about this asked his friend “Why is everyone laughing at the numbers being called out” His friend said, well we’ve been telling the same jokes for so many years that we just numbered them all and if you want to tell a joke you just call out a number” Phil nodded and said “Can I try?” His friend nodded and Phil called out “121” and everyone in the club roared with laughter and it didn’t die down for at least another 15 minutes after. “Why did everyone laugh so hard at that joke?” Phil asked. His friend said with a small chuckle “We haven’t heard that one before.”

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be eight again.” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?” Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “I meant my dress size!!!!!!!

 

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he’s gonna get it wrong.

 

Things to do @ Wal-Mart while the significant other is taking his/her sweet time:

 

  • Get cans of cat food and randomly put them in people’s carts when they don’t realize it.
  • Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
  • Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in house wares,” and see what happens.
  • Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10.”
  • Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
  • Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
  • Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

Why do fish sing so poorly?  You can’t Tuna Fish!

Advisory:

Players Leave Court to Confront Bullies

A group of middle school basketball players walked off the court in the middle of a game when they heard bullying coming from the stands directed at cheerleader, Desiree Andrews, who has Down syndrome.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/03/13/players-leave-court-mid-game-to-confront-bully-cheerleader-with-down-syndrome/

 

Evolution of Girl Baby Names

4 minute YouTube video. Bubbles indicate popularity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVh2Qw5KSFg

 

Popular Baby Names

Vast resources on Baby names. Searchable by Decade, Name, State, etc.

http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/index.html

Disney

http://lifehacker.com/walt-disneys-best-career-lessons-1692510355

 

Middle School Science Minute

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

 

Safety on the Move

 

I was recently reading the January, 2015 issue of “Science Scope,” a magazine written for middle school science teachers, published by the National Science Teachers Association.

In this issue, I read a safety article written by Ken Roy, entitled “Safety on the Move.”  He explains that the number of force and motion activities at the middle school level is endless.  However, the potential for injury is also high.

http://k12science.net/Podcast/Podcast/Entries/2015/3/17_Middle_School_Science_Minute-Safety_on_the_Move.html

From the Twitterverse:

Joy Kirr ‏@JoyKirr

@ADressander Pick a tab for your grade level here: http://www.livebinders.com/play/play/829279?tabid=6f5c8753-5bbe-2533-6eef-45ce567ba965 … Passionate teachers blogging about #geniushour! @thenerdyteacher

Erin Klein ‏@KleinErin

A Helpful Resource to Support Close Reading in the Classroom via Snap!Learning –> http://www.kleinspiration.com/2015/03/a-helpful-resource-to-support-close.html … #edchat #macul15 #ascd15 #mra15

Quartz ‏@qz

All the reasons why emotionally intelligent people are so happy at work http://qz.com/360917

JoEllen McCarthy ‏@JoEllenMcCarthy

“Love of learning is more important than test scores.” Amen! Love these quotes on this #ascd15 swag bag.

Wired Educator ‏@WiredEducator

New Post: “The Best Chromebook is… an iPad” http://wirededucator.com/the-best-chromebook-is-an-ipad/ …

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!”

 

Resources:

The Price of Freedom: America at War

http://amhistory.si.edu/militaryhistory/exhibition/flash.html

 

Ultimate Guide to Free Resources

You may not realize it, but if you use Google to find an image and then use it in a project, you’re likely breaking the law. Unless you’ve been given permission to use the image by its creator, then you cannot legally or ethically use it.

Happily, there’s an easy way to find images on Google that you can use, plus a slew of other sources for high-quality images that won’t cost you a dime—either up front or later on in a lawsuit.

http://www.macworld.com/article/2899637/the-ultimate-guide-to-finding-free-legal-images-online.html

Kahoot

A GAME-BASED CLASSROOM RESPONSE SYSTEM

FOR SCHOOLS, UNIVERSITIES, & BUSINESSES

https://getkahoot.com/

https://kahoot.it

Tagboard

Follow hashtags across multiple platforms.

https://tagboard.com/

 

Tchat.io

Best way to use Twitter at a conference

http://www.tchat.io/

Web Spotlight:

Learnteria

Aiming to be the Yelp! of education.

https://learnteria.com/

Random Thoughts . . .

Personal Web Site

Moodle Presentation at MACUL

 

MSM 301:  Bowling for Podcasts, Support Writing Everywhere, and Moodle Me.

MSM 301:  Bowling for Podcasts, Support Writing Everywhere, and Moodle Me.

Jokes You Can Use:

Patient: “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”

Doctor: “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. “Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated; the others all died.”

 

Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?” said the lawyer.

Farmer Joe responded, “Well I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the….” “I didn’t ask for any details,” the lawyer interrupted, “just answer the question.”

“Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’!”

Farmer Joe said, “Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road….”

The lawyer interrupted again and said, “Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.”

By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe’s answer and said to the lawyer, “I’d like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie.”

Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, “Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other.

I was hurting real bad and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, “Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?”

 

Some boy scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, “We might as well give up. They’re coming after us with flashlights.

 

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness,” her mother explained. “And today is the happiest day in her life.” The child thought about this for a moment. “So why is the groom wearing black?”

 

A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant. The waitress asks, “What will it be?”

The man replied “a burger and a coke.” “And you?” “I’ll have the same,” the ostrich replies. They finish their meal and pay. “That will be $4.50,” The man reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact amount. They do this every day till Fri.

“The usual?” she asked. “No, today is Friday. I’ll have steak and a coke.”

“Me too.” says the ostrich. They finish and pay. “That will be $10.95”

The man reached in and pulls out the exact amount again just like all week.

The waitress was dumb-founded. “How is it that you always have the exact amount?”

“Well,” says the man. “I was cleaning my attic and I found a dusty lamp. I rubbed it and a genie appeared.” Wow!” said the waitress.
“What did you wish for?”  “I asked that when I needed to pay for something, the exact amount would appear in my pocket.”
“Amazing! Most people would ask for a million dollars. But what’s with the ostrich?”
“Well,” said the man. “I also asked for a chick with long legs.”

 

“Thou canst not have this and eat it too,” said Tom archaically.

“I’ll give you a haircut you’ll NEVER forget!” said Tom barbarously.

Eileen Award:

  • Email:  Jill Hines
  • Diigo:  Wendy Allen

Advisory:

The Kids Should See This

 

There’s just so much science, nature, music, art, technology, storytelling and assorted good stuff out there that my kids (and maybe your kids) haven’t seen. It’s most likely not stuff that was made for them…

But we don’t underestimate kids around here.

Search & enjoy 1,850+ smart & super-cool, “not-made-for-kids, but perfect for them” videos in the classroom or together at home, curated by Rion Nakaya with her 4 & 7 year olds. Click play and start a conversation.

http://thekidshouldseethis.com/

 

15 Sneaky Ways Grocery Stores Control Your Mind and Money

http://twentytwowords.com/grocery-store-tricks/

 

Middle School Science Minute

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

 

MORE ON THE EQUIP RUBRIC

I was recently reading the January, 2015 issue of “Science Scope,” a magazine written for middle school science teachers, published by the National Science Teachers Association.

In this issue, I read an article written by Molly Ewing, entitled “EQuIP-ped for Success.  She explains that the Educators Evaluating the Quality of Instructional Products (EQuIP) Rubric for science is a new tool for science educators that provides criteria by which to examine the alignment and overall quality of lessons and units with respect to the Next Generation Science Standards.

http://k12science.net/Podcast/Podcast/Entries/2015/3/2_Middle_School_Science_Minute-More_on_the_EQuIP_Rubric.html

 

*AND THANKS FOR THE BOWLING REFERENCE!

Keep up the great work and congrats on bowling (ok, podcasting) at “300 game!”  That is pretty awesome.

 

From the Twitterverse:

Jeremy Badiner ‏@MrBadinerWant to play a fun interactive map based game? Try Smarty Pins! https://smartypins.withgoogle.com
Michele Corbat ‏@MicheleCorbatDefinition of “baby” and “bathwater” from “Inevitable: Mass Customized Learning in the Age of Empowerment” #COLchatPodcast 301 - Today - Google Docs 2015-03-07 13-15-03
Brad Wilson ‏@dreambitionWhere Have All The Teachers Gone? http://ow.ly/JYF4g  ht @colonelb Time to take the profession back #michED
Scott McLeod ‏@mcleodSchool leaders talking: ‘when it comes to technology, where are we stuck?’ #innovategradedPodcast 301 - Today - Google Docs 2015-03-07 13-19-40
Monte Tatom retweeted Shelly Sanchez @ShellTerrell  ·  4 Stages of Teacher Confidence in the Use of Tech by @ICTEvangelist via @sylviaduckworth @BobbiC07 #Edtech #edchat

Podcast 301 - Today - Google Docs 2015-03-07 13-20-20

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!”

 

Strategies:

7 Easy Ways to Support Student Writing in Any Content Area

http://www.cultofpedagogy.com/content-area-literacy-writing/

 

Resources:

3 Things Students Should Have Before They Leave High School

  1.  Students should be connected through a social network with other people in their field of choice.
  2.  Students should have a digital portfolio.
  3.  Students should have an “about.me” page.

http://connectedprincipals.com/archives/11240

 

DraftBack

Draftback is a Chrome extension that lets you play back any Google Doc’s revision history (for docs you can edit). It’s like going back in time to look over your own shoulder as you write.

http://draftback.com/

 

 

Web Spotlight:

Stanford History Education Group

http://sheg.stanford.edu/us

The United States Reading Like a Historian curriculum includes 71 stand-alone lessons organized within 11 units. These lessons span colonial to Cold War America and cover a range of political, social, economic, and cultural topics. Each lesson includes a 1-2 day plan that outlines the lesson’s activities and sets of adapted and modified documents along with guiding questions and graphic organizers to support student analysis, use of evidence, and development of historical claims. When appropriate, lessons also include original copies of documents. We encourage teachers to further adapt these lessons and materials for their particular classrooms.

 

Performance Assessments of Social Studies Thinking

http://passtmoodle.wmisd.org/login/index.php

PASST stands for “Performance Assessments of Social Studies Thinking”.  It is a Michigan led group developing assessments aligned to the Michigan Content Expectations in Social Studies as well as the Common Core State Standards (CCSS) and the College, Career, and Civic Life (C3) Framework.

Random Thoughts . . .

Personal Web Site

MSM 300:  Firefox says, “Hello!” to a Teacher’s Day.

Jokes You Can Use:

A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.

 

A man gets pulled over by the police for speeding. The cop walks up to the car and says to the driver, “Sir, did you know that you were going 60 miles an hour?” The driver says, “Officer, there is no way I could have been going 60 miles an hour!” The cop says, “Really! Why is that? The driver replies,” I could not have been going 60 miles an hour because I’ve only been out driving for 25 minutes.”

 

Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A: A receding hairline!

 

Officer to driver going the wrong way up a one way street. “And where do you think you are going?”

Driver: – “I’m not sure, but I must be late as everyone else is coming back.”

 

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?

The survivors were marooned.

A fellow was telling his buddies that in the evenings, he goes out and drinks and carries on with women, but always goes back home by 8:00 O’clock.

He describes it as “sin till 8 ting”

 

Eileen Award:

  • Twitter: Keith O’Neil, Rob Actis

 

Advisory:

Dan Pink Videos

A variety of videos.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLivjPDlt6ApSiVoVJVXswIQYCfEj-UEDR

 

Diets Around the World

15 people and the food they eat for a day.

http://twentytwowords.com/diets-from-around-the-world/

 

Middle School Science Minute

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

Deforestation

 

I was recently reading the January, 2015 issue of “Science Scope,” a magazine written for middle school science teachers, published by the National Science Teachers Association.

 

In this issue, I read an article written by Robert Liftig, Adjunct Professor, Department of Ethics, Fairfield University, Fairfield, Connecticut.  He shares his thoughts on deforestation and how we can instill in our students a sense of collective responsibility to work toward conservation, restoration, and preservation of species, habitats, and resources.

http://k12science.net/Podcast/Podcast/Entries/2015/2/13_Middle_School_Science_Minute-Deforestation.html

 

From the Twitterverse:

Melinda D. Anderson ‏@mdawriter

Debunked: Those delicious-looking photos of school lunches from around the world are totally fake http://www.motherjones.com/tom-philpott/2015/02/school-lunch-around-the-world-photos …

WeAreTeachers ‏@WeAreTeachers

Test prep tips for vocabulary plus flash-card templates! http://ow.ly/Jrv6h  #30daysvocab #edchat

Scorebusters ‏@Scorebusters

David Knuffke: How Do Other Nations, States Evaluate Their Teachers? http://dianeravitch.net/2015/02/25/david-knuffke-how-do-other-nations-states-evaluate-their-teachers/ … @DianeRavitch
https://medium.com/@davidknuffke/who-rates-teachers-this-way-e1758db02655

Yong Zhao ‏@YongZhaoUO

New Research Shows That Teaching Preschoolers More and More, at Ever-Younger Ages, May Backfire http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2011/03/why_preschool_shouldnt_be_like_school.html?wpsrc=sh_all_dt_tw_top … via @slate

MiddleWeb ‏@middleweb

MWSmartBrief: Curr Dev in CC states; 58 Reasons for teachers to write; making personal connections w/Ss. http://r.smartbrief.com/resp/gyxCCdwpfbCNpbxeCidWgdCicNhDVG?format=standard … @amle @naesp

Secondary Principals ‏@massp

Can students opt-out of standardized testing? @LuskAlbertson | Michigan Association of Secondary School Principals http://mymassp.com/content/opting_out_standardized_testing …

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!”

 

Strategies:

9 Guaranteed Ways To Become A Public Speaking Master

http://www.lifehack.org/articles/work/9-guaranteed-ways-become-public-speaking-master.html

http://www.friedtechnology.com/2014/12/updated-student-choice-continuum.html

Movie Trailer Listening Lessons

I think movie trailers are an amazingly powerful media for use in the classroom. They are dramatic, motivating and short enough for intensive practice and assuring that students don’t get bored/lost.

Here’s one really easy and standard way to use movie trailers in your classroom.  Took me all of 10 minutes to put this lesson together – honestly!”

http://ddeubel.edublogs.org/2015/02/19/movie-trailer-listening-lessons/

 

Resources:

FireFox “Hello”

As easy as saying hello

Meet Firefox Hello, the easiest way to connect for free over video with anyone, anywhere.

https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/hello/

 

WeVideo

“WeVideo is the leading online video creation platform for video editing, collaboration, and sharing across any device.”

Use WeVideo on all devices – mobile, tablets, laptops, Chromebooks & desktop computers. Students can create from computers both at school and at home … as well as on their smartphone from anywhere.

https://www.wevideo.com/

A Teacher’s Day

A teachers day is like no others. Having worked in the business world prior to going into teaching I understand this but doubt few who have never taught can imagine just how different a teachers day is to that in any other industry.

http://sweattoinspire.com/2015/02/23/a-teachers-day/

Google Science Fair

Due: May 19.

https://www.googlesciencefair.com/en/

https://www.googlesciencefair.com/en/how-to-enter?id=insert_how-to-enter_1

 

Web Spotlight:

Google Docs Update

Better Headers/Footers. Better page numbering.

https://plus.google.com/+GoogleDocs/posts/TovBH2EPCpL

 

Why would students feel valued at school?

Without having seen the exact survey questions, here are some quick reactions Dr. McLeod has to these data…

  • Why on earth would students say they feel valued at school? In most schools, students are told what to do nearly every minute of every school day, are generally treated as passive recipients of whatever adults foist on them, have their thoughts and opinions routinely and blatantly ignored or dismissed when it comes to day-to-day operations, and are punished whenever they deviate from organizational compliance structures. The number of schools in which students have significant input into things that actually matter is miniscule. But, hey, it’s all about the kids and we care.
  • Kids are bored. Gallup boredom data reinforce the Quaglia boredom data, as do the tidal waves of anecdotes from anyone you want to ask about their school experience. But we don’t seem to care enough to do anything about it.
  • Everyone’s a learner, everyone’s a teacher. Online we exist within interconnected, interdependent webs of learning and teaching. But not in school.

http://dangerouslyirrelevant.org/2015/02/why-would-students-feel-valued-at-school.html

 

Random Thoughts . . .

Personal Web Site