MSM 258: Wagging the Addison Tale.

Presented in collaboration with the Association for Middle Level Education.

Jokes You Can Use:

A cocky State Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, “I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.”

 

The old farmer said, “OK, but don’t go in that field.” The Highways employee said, “I have the authority of the State Government to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land.”

 

So the old farmer went about his farm chores.

 

Later, he heard loud screams and saw the State Highways employee running for the fence and close behind was the farmer’s prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at every step!!

 

The old farmer called out, “Show him your card!!”

 

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,

Your $on

The Reply:

 

Dear Son,

 

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,

Dad

A Navy Officer was trying to make a phone call, but had no change, three Marines were approaching and the Officer asked one of them, “excuse me private do you have change for a dollar?” the private replied, “yes I do”, the Navy officer said, “don’t you mean no sir, now let’s try this again” so the Navy Officer, asked again ” private do you have change for a dollar?” The private replied, “no sir”

Eileen Award:

 

Advisory:

Why Read?

 

http://www.lifehack.org/articles/lifestyle/20-reasons-read-that-will-change-your-life.html

 

Middle School Science Minute

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

 

Argumentation From Evidence

 

I was recently reading the Summer, 2013 issue of “Science Scope,” a magazine for middle school science teachers, published by the National Science Teachers Association.  Within this issue is the article, “Turning the Science Classroom into a Courtroom: Engaging in Argument from Evidence,” written by Douglas Llewellyn and Amanda Adams.  The article explains six elements that play an important role in designing argument-based science investigations.

 

http://k12science.net/Podcast/Podcast/Entries/2013/9/6_Middle_School_Science_Minute-Argumentation_From_Evidence.html

From the Twitterverse:

* Steven W. Anderson ‏@web20classroom 5m

If we replace traditional learning with technology we haven’t really done anything. We have to shift the pedagogy. #edscape

* Jan Wee ‏@weejan 54m

15 Learning Tools You Never Knew Existed http://zite.to/1fJXtDC

* Chad Lehman ‏@imcguy 49m

The DEN VirtCon is going on NOW! Over 20 sessions streamed live all day. Head to http://virtconlive.com/presentations  to participate. #ce13 #DENchat

* Tim Childers ‏@tchilders 55m

Oh, this is GOOD. False Transparency and the Airport Princess | CTQ http://buff.ly/15Rdhi5

* Roxanne Glaser ‏@roxanneglaser 1h

New Wolfram Problem Generator: Practice and Learn http://news360.com/article/205821563 … #mathchat #Edchat

* amhistorymuseum ‏@amhistorymuseum 1h

Today in 1781: Lord Cornwallis surrenders to Washington at Yorktown. French engraver’s depiction of the surrender: http://ow.ly/pYq6N

* Sally Baldridge ‏@SallyBaldridge 3h

The Smartest Kids In The World: 50 Brilliant Students That Model A Love For Learning http://zite.to/H70kZ2  via @zite

* Robin Talkowski ‏@RobinTalkowski 13m

Livebinder resource by presenters http://www.LiveBinders.com/play/play?id=1099204 … #denvirtcon

* Jon Acuff ‏@JonAcuff 14m

The 5th grade me would be disappointed how rarely I use my jumping my bike off of dirt mounds skills as an adult.

* Scott McLeod ‏@mcleod 21m

PPT of changes 2 teacher tenure in NC reminds me of Sneetches (some have stars…) http://ow.ly/pYwpC  HT @plugusin #edreform #iaedfuture

* Todd Nesloney ‏@TechNinjaTodd 44m

RT “@thomascmurray: ‘No one became a teacher because they loved copying notes off a board.’ @gcouros #Edscape

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.

 

Resources:

7 Free iPad Apps for Science Lessons

I’m preparing to do a virtual presentation for a small district next month. My hosts asked for a list of some science apps that their middle school and high school students can use. This is part of the list that has free apps.

 

http://www.freetech4teachers.com/2013/10/7-free-ipad-apps-for-science-lessons.html#.UmKY82RASQk

 

Addison Tales: Ignite Your Student’s Imagination

 

What it is: Addison Tales is an interesting interactive site that asks your students to contribute content.  This ongoing competition challenges students to invent an imaginative story character forAddison’s Tales.  When students visit the site, they will be introduced to Mr. Cornelius Addison.  If students click on the sparkly stars, they can visit the story’s characters.  When students click on Mr. Cornelius Addison, they will be taken to a story called “The Dream”.  The story is about Mack’s wild and imaginative store where he sells characters.  The story urges students to add characters to the store and then to “trap” their characters inside finished stories so that they don’t just remain figments of the imagination.  When students create their own characters, they make them “real” like the solid characters in the cottage that can be discovered inside the apps that are available from Addison tales in the app store.  The challenge is for students to write and draw interesting characters.

How to integrate Addison Tales into your classroom:  I think the way that Addison Talescombines technology, writing, drawing, story and imagination is brilliant!  Read “The Dream” with your students using classroom computers, an interactive whiteboard or projector-connected computer.  For those of you with iPads in the classroom, “The Dream” is also available as a free app.  After reading the story, talk about the types of characters described in “The Dream.”  This is a great way to get your students thinking about description and imagery!  Ask students to write down the adjectives and descriptive words that they remember from the story.  Students can choose a character from the story to draw.  For a fun class activity, invite students to all draw the same character and see what similarities and differences exist between student drawings.  (This can lead to some fun discussion about artistic license!)

After students try their hand at describing characters from the story, they can work on creating their own character.  Students should think carefully about word choice and imagery.  Through December (2013) Addison Tales is running a competition where students can submit their characters.  Each week, Mr. Addison will frame a select number of characters on his wall with the artist’s nickname, country and character name for everyone to see.  At the end of the month, one of the most curious of the characters submitted will be turned into a plush toy and sent to the lucky artist.  Pretty great reward!

http://ilearntechnology.com/?p=5158

http://addisonstales.com/

Web Spotlight:

Code.org

Code.org is a non-profit dedicated to growing computer science education by making it available in more schools, and increasing participation by women and underrepresented students of color. Our vision is that every student in every school should have the opportunity to learn computer programming. We believe computer science should be part of the core curriculum in education, alongside other science, technology, engineering, and mathematics (STEM) courses, such as biology, physics, chemistry and algebra.

Our goals include:

  • Bringing Computer Science classes to every K-12 school in the United States, especially in urban and rural neighborhoods.

  • Demonstrating the successful use of online curriculum in public school classrooms

  • Changing policies in all 50 states to categorize C.S. as part of the math/science “core” curriculum

  • Harnessing the collective power of the tech community to celebrate and grow C.S. education worldwide

  • To increase the representation of women and students of color in the field of Computer Science.

Advocacy

For federal and local advocacy, Code.org collaborates with our sister organization, Computing in the Core.

Computing in the Core (CinC) is a non-partisan advocacy coalition of associations, corporations, scientific societies, and other non-profits that strive to elevate computer science education to a core academic subject in K-12 education. Learn more about Computing in the Core.

http://code.org/

The Test of the Common Core

by E. D. Hirsch, Jr.

 

Here’s the follow-up post to “Why I’m For the Common Core.” It explains why we should be leery of the forthcoming “core-aligned” tests — especially those in English Language Arts that people are rightly anxious about.

These tests could endanger the promise of the Common Core.

The first thing I’d want to do if I were younger would be to launch an effective court challenge to value-added teacher evaluations on the basis of test scores in reading comprehension. The value-added approach to teacher evaluation in reading is unsound both technically and in its curriculum-narrowing effects. The connection between job ratings and tests in ELA has been a disaster for education.

 

My analysis of them showed what anyone immersed in reading research would have predicted: The value-added data are modestly stable for math, but are fuzzy and unreliable for reading.

 

Math tests are based on the school curriculum. What a teacher does in the math classroom affects student test scores. But reading-comprehension tests are not based on the school curriculum. (How could they be if there’s no set curriculum?) Rather, they are based on the general knowledge that students have gained over their life span from all sources — most of them outside the school.

 

The whole project is unfair to teachers, ill-conceived, and educationally disastrous. The teacher-rating scheme has usurped huge amounts of teaching time in anxious test-prep. Paradoxically, the evidence shows that test-prep ceases to be effective after about six lessons.

 

…the inadequate theories of reading-comprehension that have dominated the schools — mainly the unfounded theory that, when students reach a certain level of “reading skill,” they can read anything at that level.

 

The Common Core-aligned tests of reading comprehension will naturally contain text passages and questions about those passages. To the extent such tests claim to assess “critical thinking” and “general” reading-comprehension skill, we should hold on to our wallets. They will be only rough indexes of reading ability — probably no better than the perfectly adequate and well-validated reading tests they mean to replace.

 

The solution to the test-prep conundrum is this: First, institute in every participating state the specific and coherent curriculum that the Common Core Standards explicitly call for. (It’s passing odd to introduce “Common Core” tests before there’s an actual core to be tested.)

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/e-d-hirsch-jr/common-core-tests_b_3824859.html

DreamSchool

 

With shows like American Idol and The Voice suggesting that anyone can become a pop star, it was only a matter of time before we had a reality show suggesting that anyone can be a teacher.

In 2010, A&E brought us Teach, which featured actor Tony Danza teaching English at a Philadelphia high school. Danza went on to write a book, aptly titled I’d Like to Apologize to Every Teacher I Ever Had: My Year as a Rookie Teacher at Northeast High.

Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver and rapper 50 Cent produce this show that follows celebrity attempts to teach 15 teenagers who have either dropped out or been expelled from school.

The celebrity teachers’ mission is “to excite these young minds, reignite their passions, and get them to graduate from a real, accredited high school,” according to the show’s publicists.

What groundbreaking tactics do the intrepid celebrity teachers bring to the classroom? Well, for starters, 50 Cent kicks off the first day of homeroom by, brace yourselves, asking the students to suggest classroom rules.

“But here, we want to empower and motivate each and every kid to be part of the process.” Did you hear that, you teachers in “traditional” schools? Is it possible that you somehow missed that you’re supposed to empower and motivate your students?

Oliver Stone is the history teacher, and if you think of every approach you would not use for reaching your most disengaged students, you’ll get a sense of Stone’s instructional strategies. He drones on while the camera zooms in on the clock ticking and students falling asleep at their desks. “This is a great example for folks coming in: Teaching is hard,” observes the principal.

Teaching is hard – but this show seems to us at Edwize like a shameful gimmick that’s disrespectful to both teachers and high-risk students. Can you imagine the outcry if we had a show, Dream Courtroom, where non-credentialed celebrities represented defendants in their “last chance” to avoid prison? Or Dream Hospital, where celebrities acting as doctors became their patients’ “last chance”…literally?

http://www.edwize.org/is-dream-school-a-reality-tv-nightmare

Bruno: Bullying Is Bad, But Do We Know How To Stop It?

That bullying is bad is mostly uncontroversial, but precisely how bad – and for whom – has always been a bit difficult to say.

Researchers, however, are increasingly investigating and quantifying the mental and physical toll that bullying takes on children, and a new study looking at long-term impacts into adulthood is particularly grim.

The authors found that even after accounting for pre-existing hardships, the victims of bullying had worse health outcomes, weaker social relationships, and lower wages as young adults. This was especially true for individuals who were bullied more frequently and for victims who responded by becoming bullies themselves.

As the authors put it, “Being bullied is not a harmless rite of passage or an inevitable part of growing up but throws a long shadow over affected children’s lives.”

Another recent study suggests that we do not. It’s most talked-about finding was the one trumpeted in the press release: that students at schools with anti-bullying programs in place are more likely to be victims of bullying.

We should be careful, however, in interpreting the finding that anti-bullying programs are correlated with bullying behavior.

 

http://scholasticadministrator.typepad.com/thisweekineducation/2013/10/bruno-bullying-is-bad-but-do-we-know-how-to-stop-it.html

MSM 257: From NanoTech to Space – Be Safe

Presented in collaboration with the Association for Middle Level Education.

Jokes You Can Use:

This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were taking Organic Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes, midterms, labs, etc. Going into the final exam, they had solid “A’s.”

These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the Chem. final was on Monday), they decided to go up to University of Virginia to a party with some friends.

So they did this and had a great time. However, they ended up staying longer than they planned, and they didn’t make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they found Professor Aldric after the final and explained to him why they missed it. They told him that they went up to Virginia for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back and didn’t have a spare and couldn’t get help for a long time. So they were late getting back to campus.

Aldric thought this over and agreed that they could make up the final on the following day. The two guys were elated and relieved. So, they studied that night and went in the next day at the time that Aldric had told them.

He placed them in separate rooms, handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, which was something simple about free radical formation and was worth 5 points. “Cool” they thought, “this is going to be easy.” They did that problem and then turned the page.

They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on the next page.

It said: (95 points) “Which tire?”

 

A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said “I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double.” The man agreed, and said “I wish I had a mansion.” The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said “I would like a million dollars.” The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, “Scare me half to death.”

 

A distraught older woman is looking at herself in the mirror and crying. Her voice shakes as she says to her husband, “I’m so old. I’m so fat. I look horrible. I really need a compliment.”

Her husband, determined to quickly give his beloved the comfort she needs, exclaims, “Well, you have great eyesight!”

“Well, I finally retired my old car”, said the old man. His pal ask, “Did you junk it or trade it in?” “Naw nothing like that, I put four new Michelins on it.”

Eileen Award:

  • Twitter:  David Katz, NAESP, Student Linkup, BJ Piel, Mark Denham (Dean of the College of Liberal Arts and Education at the University of Detroit Mercy)

 

Advisory:

 

15 Ways of the Successful Self-Directed Learner

by Jeff Cobb

 

1. Takes initiative

2. Is comfortable with independence

3. Is persistent

4. Accepts responsibility

5. Views problems as challenges, not obstacles

6. Is capable of self-discipline

7. Has a high degree of curiosity

8. Has a strong desire to learn or change

9. Is self-confident

10. Is able to use basic study skills

11. Organizes his or her time

12. Sets an appropriate pace for learning

13. Develops a plan for completing work

14. Has a tendency to be goal-oriented

15. Enjoys learning

 

http://www.missiontolearn.com/2013/10/self-directed-learning-success/

Malala Yousafzai

The winner of this year’s Nobel Peace Prize will be announced on Friday, and Malala Yousafzai, the youngest nominee ever, is considered by many to be the frontrunner.

http://larryferlazzo.edublogs.org/2013/10/09/the-best-resources-on-malala-yousafzai/

http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/tue-october-8-2013-malala-yousafzai

 

Middle School Science Minute

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

 

Nanotechnology Basics

 

I was recently reading the Summer, 2013 issue of “Science Scope,” a magazine for middle school science teachers, published by the National Science Teachers Association.  Within this issue is the monthly column, “Green Science,” written by Jessica Palliser.  This month, Jessica writes about the nanoscale and provides a basic understanding of nanotechnology basics.

From the Twitterverse:

* Daniel Pink ‏@DanielPink

Dilbert creator Scott Adams: “To put it bluntly, goals are for losers.” . . . http://on.wsj.com/165QwEb  (via @WSJ)

* Kari Catanzaro ‏@catanhistory

@mrg_3: #ICE13 Smackdown: Check out Songify! http://ow.ly/pHR2w  Turn speech into music!” Can’t wait to try with students! #tlap #edchat

* Manan Shah ‏@shahlock

@edrethink #rechat without being creative it’s not obvious if one has actually learned something

* Todd Van Horn ‏@tvanhorn39

11 Tips on Teaching Common Core Critical Vocabulary http://edut.to/1dpj5l4  via @edutopia

* Todd Van Horn ‏@tvanhorn39 17m

Using QR Codes to Differentiate Instruction http://edut.to/1bcqNS1  via @edutopia

* jake duncan ‏@duncanbilingual 42m

Here is the doc from the Tech Slam #RSCON4 session with @markbarnes19: #ce13

* Derek McCoy ‏@mccoyderek 38m

Handwriting vs. Typing: Which Skill Do Students Need Most? http://ow.ly/24VP73

* Todd Van Horn ‏@tvanhorn39 53m

25 Things Successful Educators Do Differently http://shar.es/E5bBW  via @sharethis

* Ryan Bretag ‏@ryanbretag 1h

How the iPad can turn teaching special ed ‘on its head’ http://zite.to/GScBjQ

* Lisa Neale ‏@lisaneale 3h

RT @s_bearden: RT @TeachThought: 5 Strategies For Creating A Genius Mindset In Students http://www.teachthought.com/learning/5-strategies-creating-genius-mindset-students/ … #hwdsb #plpnetwork #OntCL

* Maria Popova ‏@brainpicker 1h

The odd day jobs of famous poets, illustrated http://j.mp/GVbmzs

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.

 

 

Resources:

The Civil War Trust

The Civil War Trust is America’s largest non-profit organization (501-C3) devoted to the preservation of our nation’s endangered Civil War battlefields. The Trust also promotes educational programs and heritage tourism initiatives to inform the public of the war’s history and the fundamental conflicts that sparked it.

http://www.civilwar.org/

9 Out Of 10 Americans Are Completely Wrong About This Mind-Blowing Fact

This pretty much speaks for itself. At 1:05, I get a rude awakening. At 1:41, he starts talking about you. At 2:24, he says a “bad” word. At 3:50, he kind of breaks my brain. At 4:50, he lets you know how broke you really are. At 5:20, he rubs it in. And at 5:50, he points out that reality isn’t close to what we think it is.

http://www.upworthy.com/9-out-of-10-americans-are-completely-wrong-about-this-mind-blowing-fact-2?g=6

Web Spotlight:

Beware of the Internet Safety Industrial Complex

Larry Magid

 

I got a call recently from a woman who works for a company that makes an app designed to “keep kids safe” by enabling parents to monitor their texts and social media activities. The pitch included some dire statistics such as “70 percent of kids are cyberbullied”

And it’s not just companies. Some non-profit organizations, government agencies, politicians and police departments have also exaggerated problems, presumably to attract media attention or possibly help justify their budgets. One non-profit organization has repeatedly claimed that 85 percent of teens have been cyberbullied — a number that flies in the face of all reputable research reports.

Be especially wary when you hear statements like “a disturbing trend” or a “growing problem” that aren’t accompanied by any research data. What many of these reports fail to say is that victimization of children has been on a steady decline for years.

Fake numbers

Even though I knew it was completely false, it didn’t surprise me to hear the spokesperson for the monitoring app claim that 70 percent of kids had been cyberbullied. Though not all are guilty of this, it’s not uncommon to hear such exaggerations from companies (and some agencies and non-profits) in the Internet safety space.

While any case of cyberbullying is bad, the fact is that the statistics are nowhere near as dire. The numbers vary a lot. The National Center for Educational Statistics reports that 6 percent of students in grades 6-12 experienced cyberbullying. The Centers for Disease Control found in 2011 that 16.2 percent of students had been bullied via email, chat rooms, instant messaging, websites or texting — compared to 20.1 percent who had been bullied on school property (traditional bullying) — during the 12 months prior to the survey. The Cyberbullying Research Center reports that “on average, about 24 percent of the students who have been a part of our last six studies have said they have been the victim of cyberbullying at some point in their lifetime.” Dan Olweus, who the editor of the European Journal of Development Psychology referred to as the “father of bullying research” wrote a 2012 article for that journal where he said that “claims about cyberbullying made in the media and elsewhere are greatly exaggerated and have little empirical scientific support.” Based on a three-year survey of more than 440,000 U.S. children (between 3rd and 12th grade), 4.5 percent of kids had been cyberbullied compared to 17.6 percent from that same sample who had experienced traditional bullying. An even more interesting statistic from that study is that only 2.8 percent of kids had bullied others.

There have also been a lot of false reports about the incidences of kids being sexually solicited online. During that recent pitch about the monitoring app, I was told that the woman’s own son encountered creeps online but — when I asked what happened — she said that he ignored them. It turns out that’s common. Unless kids are looking to hook up with strangers online, that’s exactly what most teens do. Parents can freak out all they want, but kids generally know how to avoid getting entangled in unwanted online relationships.

The problem — as articulated by researchers — is that some kids take extraordinary risks and the kids who take risks online are the same ones that make bad decisions in their offline lives.

Whatever the numbers are, they’re still too high but they represent a small minority of kids which is why a one-size-fits-all approach, including monitoring and filtering, doesn’t make sense.

Olweus is also concerned that fixating on cyberbullying could encourage “an unfortunate shift in the focus of anti-bullying work if digital bullying is seen as the key bullying problem in the schools.”

He worries about funneling resources in the wrong direction, while “traditional bullying — which is clearly the most prevalent and most serious problem — would be correspondingly downgraded.”

I worry about something else. One of the best ways to counter negative behavior is to show that it’s not the norm. Exaggerating cyberbullying makes it look common — in some cases we’ve seen numbers that make it look as if the majority of kids are engaged in it. If it’s common it must be normal and if it’s normal — so goes the reasoning — it must be OK.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/larry-magid/beware-of-the-internet-safety_b_4066956.html

The Six Best YouTube URL Tricks

 

  • Repeat All or Part of a Video

  • Download Any Video

  • Bypass Regional Restrictions

  • Jump to a Specific Time

  • Disable Related Videos

  • Skip to the Good Parts With the Wadsworth Constant

 

http://lifehacker.com/the-six-best-youtube-url-tricks-1422544868

 

The myth of NASA’s expensive space pens

During the space race back in the 1960’s, NASA was faced with a major problem. The astronaut needed a pen that would write in the vacuum of space. NASA went to work. At a cost of $1.5 million they developed the “Astronaut Pen”. Some of you may remember. It enjoyed minor success on the commercial market.

The Russians were faced with the same dilemma.

They used a pencil.

Fantastic story, right? Except that’s not what happened. NASA originally used pencils in space but pencils tend to give off things that float in zero-g (broken leads, graphite dust, shavings) and are flammable.

After testing, NASA ordered 400 Fisher pens for use on space missions at a cost of under $1000. Russia switched to using the pens a year later.

 

http://kottke.org/13/10/the-myth-of-nasas-expensive-space-pens

MSM 256: Chocolate from nothing – I need to Telegram this!

Presented in collaboration with the Association for Middle Level Education.

Jokes You Can Use:

A group of doctors were out duck hunting, when a large bird flew overhead.

The family doctor raised his gun to shoot, but then lowered his gun saying “I am not sure that is a duck.”

The Psychiatrist raised his gun, but then lowered it again saying “I know it’s a duck, but I’m not sure that it knows it’s a duck.”

The surgeon raises his gun and blasts the bird out of the sky. He turns to the pathologist and says “Go see if that was a duck.”

A frustrated father told a work colleague: “When I was a youngster, I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper. But in my son’s room, he has his own color TV, computer, games console, cell phone and CD player.” “So what do you do?” The father replied: “I send him to my room!”

 

Did you hear about the dead cabbage?

There was a big turnip at the funeral.

 

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk.

 

Vocabulary – Men & Women

 

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks – this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

 

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it’s an even trade.

 

NOTHING

This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with “Fine”

 

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over “Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine”

 

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care” You will get a “Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.

 

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”

 

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

 

THAT’S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a “Raised Eyebrow.”

 

GO AHEAD!

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

 

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay”

 

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you’re welcome.

 

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from “Thanks.” A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh.” Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing”

 

Advisory:

How to Create Chocolate Out of Nothing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y13tSEyOqGs

 

Find more Activities:

http://www.marianotomatis.it/EN/index.php

Middle School Science Minute

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

 

MIDDLE SCHOOL SCIENCE MINUTE-ARGUMENTATION AND DISCOURSE

I was recently reading the Summer, 2013 issue of “Science Scope,” a magazine for middle school science teachers, published by the National Science Teachers Association.  Within this issue is the monthly column, “Editors Roundtable,” written by Inez Liftig.  This month, Inez writes about nurturing argumentation and discourse and how it is necessary as we shift toward the Next Generation Science Standards.  She then shares some observations from years of trial and error with implementing student-student interactions and argumentation in her own teaching.

 

http://k12science.net/Podcast/Podcast/Entries/2013/8/23_Middle_School_Science_Minute-Argumentation_and_Discourse.html

From the Twitterverse:

* Derek McCoy ‏@mccoyderek 15m

11 Teaching Strategies For Spotting The Blind Spots In Your Classroom | http://ow.ly/ppg3R

* Kristy_Larson ‏@Teeechur 10h

Ss had the ahha moment 2day “U mean, what I want to do?” This after 3 wks of lead up #geniushour. So thrilled they get it.

* USA TODAY News ‏@usatodaynews 2h

So you want to be an astronaut? Here’s what it takes http://usat.ly/190ENL9

* Marlon Ng ‏@NgMarlon 51m

@the_explicator Words their Way has an ELL edition that goes into the accommodating dif languages #satchat

* Yoon Soo Lim ‏@DoremiGirl 53m

Grant Wiggins: Curriculum Is More Important Than Learning Technology http://zite.to/16p8Zzh  #edchat

* Doug Peterson ‏@dougpete 2h

Teach Kids To Be Their Own Internet Filters | MindShift http://ow.ly/pwqpQ

* StephenPerse PrePrep ‏@SPFPreprep 30 Sep

iPad club learn to ‘Explain Everything’ @SPFSchools pic.twitter.com/0QIOeYJzqe

* Ed ‏@Primary_Ed 5h

54 Classroom Management Resources http://edut.to/16oXBFA  #ntchat #edu #edchat #ukedchat #edtech

* BBC News (World) ‏@BBCWorld 8h

Morocco teens held for kissing photo http://bbc.in/1gcFeFn

* Sean Junkins ‏@sjunkins 3 Oct

PD on Twitter is everything a teachers lounge or faculty meeting should be… inspiring educators with engaging ideas. #denchat

* Paul Blankenship ‏@instruisto 10h

Catherine the Great (“Poker Face” by Lady Gaga) http://youtu.be/SI8UmlYNFNQ

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.

 

Strategies:

Twitter Posts as Telegrams

These works on paper suggest a speculative overlap between two disparate periods in the history of social media: the 21st-century advent of Twitter, and the 19th- and 20th-century era of the Western Union Telegram. Although the two technologies were never concurrent (the last Western Union Telegram was sent on January 27, 2006, only weeks before the very first tweet on March 21), there are notable similarities between formats, such as the economy of words and syntax imposed by a limited number of characters. Where the two messaging systems differ fundamentally is in the fact that telegrams were expensive and required a massive physical infrastructure for delivery, whereas Twitter is so easy and ubiquitous that users typically broadcast their most banal activities and passing thoughts.

http://charlesgute.com/index2.html

Once I believed

“Recently my leadership coach presented me with a challenge: write about what you have learned in your years of experience as a school leader that you bring to the new position you have begun this year. The task sparked my imagination as I remembered the young educator I was thirteen years ago when I began my first principalship and sixteen years ago when I began my first school administrative position. What is it I believed then, I wondered, and what is it I believe now?”

 

– Although this is done from an educator’s perspective, it could be quite fun to have kids reflect on what they have learned. Have them write out things that they once believed on index cards. This could be a good way to reinforce metacognition.

http://connectedprincipals.com/archives/9038

Resources:

How to Make Your Own Luck

by Maria Popova

If the twentieth-century career was a ladder that we climbed from one predictable rung to the next, the twenty-first-century career is more like a broad rock face that we are all free-climbing. There’s no defined route, and we must use our own ingenuity, training, and strength to rise to the top. We must make our own luck.

Lucky people take advantage of chance occurrences that come their way. Instead of going through life on cruise control, they pay attention to what’s happening around them and, therefore, are able to extract greater value from each situation… Lucky people are also open to novel opportunities and willing to try things outside of their usual experiences. They’re more inclined to pick up a book on an unfamiliar subject, to travel to less familiar destinations, and to interact with people who are different than themselves.

 

We can’t, however, simply will ourselves into better habits. Since willpower is a limited resource, whenever we’ve overexerted our self-discipline in one domain, a concept known as “ego depletion” kicks in and renders us mindless automata in another. Instead, Young suggests, the key to changing a habit is to invest heavily in the early stages of habit-formation so that the behavior becomes automated and we later default into it rather than exhausting our willpower wrestling with it.

 

http://www.brainpickings.org/index.php/2013/10/01/how-to-make-your-own-luck/

Vizify

Turn your Twitter feed into a video. Learn about your followers and other statistics.

https://www.vizify.com/

https://www.vizify.com/shawn-troy/twitter-video

Free Materials

These top-quality financial literacy materials, including classroom modules, games, DVDs and brochures, are free and available for access now by all educators, parents and consumers. Click “Download” to download an item, or “Add to Cart” to receive it by mail.

 

http://www.practicalmoneyskills.com/resources/free_materials/

MathsFrame

Mix of free and paid Math resources. May be a bit elementary.

http://mathsframe.co.uk/

SciShow

YouTube channel that has tons of good Science stuff. Range in time from a couple of minutes up to about 15.

http://www.youtube.com/user/scishow

 

Graham’s Hierarchy of Disagreement

You’ll want to change the bottom line.

http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/62781098396/grahams-hierarchy-of-disagreement

 

Stanislav Petrov: The man who may have saved the world

Thirty years ago, on 26 September 1983, the world was saved from potential nuclear disaster.

In the early hours of the morning, the Soviet Union’s early-warning systems detected an incoming missile strike from the United States. Computer readouts suggested several missiles had been launched. The protocol for the Soviet military would have been to retaliate with a nuclear attack of its own.

But duty officer Stanislav Petrov – whose job it was to register apparent enemy missile launches – decided not to report them to his superiors, and instead dismissed them as a false alarm.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24280831

 

Download The Chronicles of Narnia as Free Audiobooks

Through Open Culture I learned that Harper Collins has allowed Ancient Faith Radio to publish free audio recordings of Chrissi Hart reading the stories of The Chronicles of Narnia. You can listen to the recordings online or download them to your computer.

http://www.freetech4teachers.com/2013/10/download-chronicles-of-narnia-as-free.html#.Uk9sCWRASQk

Web Spotlight:

All Technology Is Assistive Technology

Six dispositions for designers on disability

You might imagine that “disability studies” is just one more category of identity that’s purely for political advocacy, interesting only to those directly affected by issues of accessibility, accommodation, or special rights. But “disabledness” is a far more slippery designation than even the other notorious ways cultures have of historically organizing themselves—

First, it’s a false divide to make a we/them: either able-minded, able-bodied, or disabled.

Kids Speak Out on Student Engagement

1. Working with their peers

2. Working with technology

3. Connecting the real world to the work we do/project-based learning

4. Clearly love what you do

5. Get me out of my seat!

6. Bring in visuals

7. Student choice

8. Understand your clients — the kids

9. Mix it up!

10. Be human

 

http://www.edutopia.org/blog/student-engagement-stories-heather-wolpert-gawron

Surface Tablet Review

Likes:

1.  Screen resolution is easy on the eyes.

2.  Programs load fairly quickly.

3.  On-screen keyboard is fairly easy to use.

4.  Battery time is pretty good.

Dislikes:

1.  The non-responsive keyboard is worthless.

2.  Boot time is a little slow.

3.  Updating programs is SLOW.

4.  The Windows 8 tile system is a clunky.  I can only see a few apps at a time and it is a little tricky to move app tiles from place to place.

5.  Sometimes getting the Wi-Fi to work is a pain.  Sometimes it’s easier than the iPad.

6.  OneNote stinks.

7.  Version 2 is coming out not long after I get version 1 . . . granted it was free . . .