MSM 598: Grilled Cheese Sandwiches!

Summary:

Troy and Shawn talk about AI, Grilled Cheese Sandwiches, teaching strategies, and more. 

Jokes:  


Restless? Read “The History of Teleportation.”

It will take you places.


50% of Scotland is land.

The other 50% is Scot.


Alaskan Flat Tire:


Shouldn’t there be a flat moon society since we only see one side of it?


The ultimate age-old question has to be “How old are you?”


Doing poorly in school can be quite D-grading.


The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.


“Gibberish” is a little-known palindrome.

Spelled backwards, it is still gibberish.


At one point, even “Gone With the Wind” was just a draft


When I hopped on the treadmill at the gym I got funny looks.

So I decided to run instead.


I’ve discovered something that will let you walk through walls. 

  • I call it “a door”

If you write a second book about electric bicycles…

  • is it an E-qual?

Reports from the Front Lines

  • Provisioning Fun
    • Wrong email
    • Wrong building
  • State Testing
  • Dissertation Defense
  • Generative AI 
  • Fundraisers

The Social Web

Martin Dougiamas  @moodler

#ImALifelongLearner #JApprendsToutAuLongDeLaVie parce que… #AprendoALoLargoDeLaVida porque… انا اتعلم مدى الحياة# #我是一名终身学习者 因为 #ЯучусьВсюЖизнь, потому что #SayaTerusBelajar karena https://app.cheerity.com/yIXP5zvYx/main

John R. Sowash  @jrsowash

Some sad news just announced by Google….#Jamboard has been discontinued.  Official announcement: https://tinyurl.com/2d392xfg

Killed by Google 

https://killedbygoogle.com/

While I am sad that Google is ending support for #Jamboard in 2024, there are a lot of great tools that are as good or better than Jamboard. Here are my three favorites. Are there any other alternatives that are worth considering? #GoogleEDU #teacherTwitter #figmaEDU

@CanvaEDU     https://twitter.com/jrsowash/status/1707434908128256341/photo/1  

Susie Dent  @susie_dent

If it’s been one of those weeks and you don’t quite have the words, may I offer you ‘bumfuzzled’ and ‘dumfoozled’ from the 19th century? Both mean perplexed, befuddled, and in need of a lie-down.

Alice Keeler  @alicekeeler

For funsies, how would you solve this equation?

Katie Powell  @Beyond_the_Desk

Look what arrived today! I had the privilege of writing a forward for @MsAmberChandler’s new book, Everything New Teachers Need to Know but are Afraid to Ask. We know we need to do a better job supporting new teachers, so I’m proud to be able to recommend this great resource!

https://www.taylorfrancis.com/books/mono/10.4324/9781003365921/everything-new-teachers-need-know-afraid-ask-amber-chandler

Revolving_Door_Admin  @RAD_is_awesome

The superintendent and executive cabinet are aware of the issue of students cutting classes and have concluded that the problem is the lack of academic rigor in the teachers’ lessons.

Strategies:  

60 Second Strategies

Our popular series of short videos that break down effective classroom practices for every grade level in literally one minute—all in one place. How’s that for a quick win?

https://www.edutopia.org/60-second-strategies-for-educators

SAR

I’ve been talking this week with my students about memory and learning. 

Understanding how we learn via memory processing and understanding what this means for how we study is, in my opinion, of utmost importance to all learners and teachers. It seems criminal that so many students and teachers (especially in the US) complete their careers and/or schooling without coming into contact with this vital information. 

So, I propose this:

Sense → Attend → Rehearse

It’s simple, easy to remember, and I believe it covers major aspects of memory and learning in the classroom.

https://theeffortfuleducator.com/2023/09/25/the-sar-method/

Resources:  

Movie & Book Recommender

https://movie-and-book-recommender.vercel.app/

Copyright

Posters and curriculum

https://copyrightandcreativity.org/infographics/

Digital Public Library of America

https://dp.la/

Web Spotlight: 

Historical maps probably helped cause World War I

I probably spent more time looking through the volumes of Colin McEvedy’s Penguin Atlas of History series than any other book when I was a kid (scans of the medieval volume are here). 

The simplicity of a historical map — the clear labels, the sharp edges, and above all the reduction of thousands or millions of people into abstract symbols — is a big part of why they’re so beguiling. But it’s also why they lead us astray.

…it’s in the process of making historical maps that you truly realize how much they leave out. What precise date does a map of, say, “the world circa 1200” actually show? How real are those borders between different polities and tribes? Or, in the case of maps of battles like Cannae, how can we know exactly how a detachment of troops moved during the fog of war, hundreds or thousands of years ago?

https://resobscura.substack.com/p/historical-maps-probably-helped-cause

Bringing Smithsonian Collections You Can See, Hear and Touch to Learners Near You

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/blogs/smithsonian-education/2023/02/07/bringing-smithsonian-collections-you-can-see-hear-and-touch-to-learners-near-you/

Life at 13

“It’s not as easy as it used to be,” London said, about being a teenager. “’Cause you can’t escape social media unless you delete the apps.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/21/briefing/social-media-teenagers.html

AXIS:  The Culture Translator  

Don’t Call Me

What it is: The Washington Post dishes out some very basic advice on modern phone etiquette.

Why it’s still interesting: Something that might surprise parents is the seemingly universal way younger people despise voicemail messages. The article suggests that voicemails should be left only at truly pivotal moments—like your mother wishing you a happy birthday, or a friend sharing a snippet of a live concert you couldn’t get tickets for. Voicemails are simply inconvenient to retrieve, and often go ignored. Another piece of advice: when calling a Gen Zer, shoot a warning text. While teens don’t all hate talking on the phone, many feel the need to mentally prepare for the conversation instead of simply picking up an unexpected call. Unless it’s a conversation that requires a back-and-forth dynamic (like a brainstorming session or an argument), most younger people really, really, really would prefer you simply text or email them to share information.

Start the conversation: Besides warning texts and avoiding voicemails, what are some other differences in how younger people prefer to use phones?  

Hey Gen

Video, audio translation. Matches the voice to the lip movement. 

Example: 

Random Thoughts . . .  

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MSM 597: Goblin Tools, not just for the Cafeteria!

Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about AI, tools, students, and more. Dave has Science, Science, Everywhere.

Jokes:  


You’re in a wordplay contest and the topic is “water”.

  • What is your wet pun of choice?

How did the plant go into business?

  • He got seed money.

If you call someone a “stick in the mud” it’s because they are no fun.

  • But if a dog finds a stick in the mud it’s the greatest day of his life.

A prisoner escaped by putting a paper towel over his face and walking out of jail.

  • There’s a Bounty on his head.

Someone told me it was already autumn. I’m not falling for it.


Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

K12Science Podcast:  Science, Science, Everywhere

I was recently reading the April 2023 issue of “Connected Science Learning” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.  

In this issue, I read the editorial section written by Beth Murphy.  She wrote an article entitled, “Science, Science, Everywhere.”

If we look to the history of science and engineering, it all begins with phenomena-observations of the natural and human-made worlds that cause one to ask questions and identify problems worth answering and solving.  In her editorial she looks at how the formal science education system as we know it came to be.

http://k12science.net/science-science-everywhere/

Reports from the Front Lines

  • Moodle vs Google Classroom
    • USDZ images
  • H5P Presentation
  • AI in MAIne – Legal Aspects
  • Friendly Grandpa

The Social Web

Susie Dent  @susie_dent

Word of the day is ‘struthonianism’: the act of burying one’s head in the sand; an attitude of ‘Problem? What problem?’. From the Latin ‘struthio’, ‘ostrich’.   

Word of the day is another outing for ‘mumpsimus’ (16th century): one who sticks rigidly to their position, despite clear evidence that they shouldn’t.  

Revolving_Door_Admin  @RAD_is_awesome

The reason for your negative walkthrough assessment is because you failed to mention your Clarity Statement for the 60 seconds that I was in your classroom.

Ryan Hazen  @MisterHazen

Ok this is fascinating https://moodle.org/plugins/local_aiquestions #MootGlobal23

Now THAT is a proper Chat GPT prompt that can really help teachers using #moodle #MootGlobal23

PhET is one of the best freely available tools out there for simulations, perfect for a project like

@Edutab_Africa – check them out and play around if you haven’t already! https://phet.colorado.edu

Moot Global | #MootGlobal23  @mootglobal

Lightning Session 3: Maxwell Fundi (Edutab) offered a comprehensive look at offering offline eLearning for primary schools in low resource settings using Moodle. He emphasised how Edutab brings STEM education to life through simulations on portable, single-board computers.

Strategies:  

Let’s scrap the neuromyths: No, you aren’t a ‘visual’ or ‘auditory’ person

Who hasn’t heard the statement that we only use 10 per cent of our brain? That listening to Mozart’s music makes you smarter or that most learning happens in the first three years of life? Or that a person who is “right-brained” is more creative? Another widespread idea is that we are either visual, auditory or kinesthetic (more sensitive to touch) and that we learn better according to these “styles.”

At the Cognitive Health Research Laboratory at Laurentian University, our research team is particularly interested in the neuromyths of learning styles called VAK, for visual, auditory, kinesthetic.

https://theconversation.com/lets-scrap-the-neuromyths-no-you-arent-a-visual-or-auditory-person-141957

Resources:  

Connections

Allows you (or your students) to create groups of connected items. You group four items with four groups.

https://connections.swellgarfo.com/

*Scroll down to the bottom of the post for the Spoiler Answer

Goblin Tools

https://goblin.tools/

Gutenberg Audio Books

Thousands of free and open audiobooks powered by Project Gutenberg, Microsoft, and MIT.

Project Gutenberg, Microsoft, and MIT have worked together to create thousands of free and open audiobooks using new neural text-to-speech technology and Project Gutenberg’s large open-access collection of e-books. This project aims to make literature more accessible to (audio)book-lovers everywhere and democratize access to high quality audiobooks. Whether you are learning to read, looking for inclusive reading technology, or about to head out on a long drive, we hope you enjoy this audiobook collection.

https://marhamilresearch4.blob.core.windows.net/gutenberg-public/Website/index.html

PNGWing

https://www.pngwing.com/

AXIS:  The Culture Translator

An Empirical Question 

What it is: People everywhere are asking each other how often they think about the Roman Empire, and then posting about the answer. #romanempire currently has 1.2 billion views on TikTok.

Web Spotlight: 

Free Classes:

26 of the best MIT courses you can take online for free

Find free courses on everything from game design to machine learning.

https://mashable.com/uk/deals/free-mit-courses-september

22 of the best Stanford University courses you can take online for free

edX is offering learners from around the world access to Stanford University’s extended education, professional development, and lifelong learning opportunities. And you can take advantage of these opportunities without spending anything.

https://mashable.com/uk/deals/free-stanford-courses-september

Current Events:  The World from A to Z with Carl Azuz

Daily 9 minute news program for students.  Carl’s back with all the puns!

https://worldatoz.org/

Patented Podcast

“This podcast investigates the curious history of invention and innovation. Did Thomas Edison take credit for things he didn’t actually invent? What everyday items have surprising origins? And would man have ever got to the moon without… the bra?”  

Random Thoughts . . .  

*Spoiler for Connections: 

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MSM 596: Orange Agronomist

Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about starting of the school year. Dave plants the concept of an Agronomist. 

Jokes:  

​​I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

He said, “Thanks!”

I replied, “Don’t mention it.”


Puns about actress Alison Brie can be rather cheesy.


John’s getting several rabbit tattoos on his bald head so he can have hares there again.


If your Canadian bacon keeps curling in the frying pan take away the broom.


A plateau is the highest form of flattery.


I often chortle a bit when I see a no-reply e-mail has a reply button at the bottom.


It’s still a bit odd when computers ask us to confirm we’re not a robot.


We’ve probably all kicked a pregnant woman.


Instead of a curse jar I have a pessimist jar.

At the moment it’s half empty.


Going with chimney jokes today. I have a stack of them.

(No charge — they’re on the house).


Pirated movies get 3.14 stars.


I’m starting a sarcasm society.

Would be honored if you joined.


Just realized I’ve never had an epiphany.


Self esteem is generated by heating water within your mind.


You don’t have to tell me twice because I don’t listen either time.

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

K12Science Podcast:  Agronomist

I was recently reading the July/August 2023 issue of “The Science Teacher” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.  

In this issue, I read the “Career of the Month” column, written by Luba Vangelova.  She wrote an article entitled, “Agronomist.”

Agronomists, or agriculturists, use their knowledge of soil and plants to help farmers row crops more effectively.  They can work for government agencies, nonprofits, academic institutions, or private enterprises.  The article features Lee Briese a Certified Crop Advisor who lives in Jamestown, North Dakota.

http://k12science.net/agronomist/

Reports from the Front Lines

  • Start of the Year
    • Fans
    • New Rooms

The Social Web

LRT English  @LRTenglish

In the first instalment of LRT tapes, we bring you an odd TV report from 1994 about, well, we are not really quite sure about what. But it’s something about bananas.  https://twitter.com/i/status/1702622445033685179  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hF05ik5TFQ

Susie Dent  @susie_dent

Word of the day is ‘shotclog’ (17th century): an unwelcome companion who’s only tolerated because they are buying the next round. (I like to think it can be used affectionately too.)

Etymology of the day is ‘conspire’: from the Latin for ‘breathe together’ – the idea is of hugger-muggering at close quarters in order to plot mischief.  

Word of the day is ‘sudoriferous’: sweat-inducing.  

A reminder, if you need it, that the word ‘swullocking’ means swelteringly and meltingly hot.

MMS MainStage Company, Director Louise Hickey  @Theatricalteach

Jabberwocky in Sixth Grade Theatre! #MelissaSchools  @MMSCardinals

Shannon McClintock Miller  @shannonmmiller

Here’s the Dot Day Choice Board, friends.  Let’s help our kids make their mark on the world by celebrating through singing, creating, playing, reading and more.  You will find it here…and a link to make a copy for your own too.  https://buff.ly/3Ex8Teb #DotDayhttps://twitter.com/shannonmmiller/status/1700244959562215895/photo/1  

David Pogue  @Pogue

Oh wow. After Apple blocked cookies in its Safari browser, Google has now built, RIGHT INTO CHROME, a tracker that “track[s] the web pages you visit and generate[s]a list of advertising topics that it will share with web pages whenever they ask.”

umichvoter   @umichvoter·

the red in northern michigan and blue in ann arbor cancel each other off (2020 election)

Bodo Hoenen  @BodoHoenen

My son keeps getting homework he does not know how to do! So the Digital Twin AI tutor he built over the summer is now his go-to Teacher! It’s teaching him in ways I never could. Proud dad moment and a big high-five to the future of learning!  #EdTech #AI #HomeworkHero

Strategies:  

How to Cure Writer’s Block

https://www.languageisavirus.com/

Resources:  

Antique Book Patterns

A collection of antique book patterns from front or end papers. Spanning from 1890-1930. Ordered by theme.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/bergen_public_library/albums/72157633827993925/

Photogrammar

The 170,000 photographs taken between 1935 and 1944 under the direction of the Farm Security Administration (FSA) and the Office of War Information (OWI) constitutes one of the richest photographic archives in the United States, arguably the world. One of the most famous documentary photography collections of the twentieth century, the “Historic Section” created visual evidence of government initiatives alongside scenes of everyday life during the Great Depression and World War II across the United States. Photogrammar provides tools to explore this abundant archive: maps to see photos taken in thousands of locations across the United States, a “treemap” to explore them categorically and thematically, a timeline to concentrate on a given moment in time or a specific photographer, and individual photographer pages with oral histories.

https://photogrammar.org/maps

The Anti-Ownership Ebook Economy

Something happened when we shifted to digital formats that created a loss of rights for readers. Pulling back the curtain on the evolution of ebooks offers some clarity to how the shift to digital left ownership behind in the analog world.

Publishers and platforms insist that you only buy a license to access the books, not the rights to do anything else with them.

https://www.nyuengelberg.org/outputs/the-anti-ownership-ebook-economy/

Learn with Carlos

The Carlos App is an AI and machine learning-powered application that provides a real language immersion experience. It works on both mobile and desktop platforms and includes an audio feature for enhanced learning. The app is powered by OpenAI’s ChatGPT technology.

https://carlos-app.com/

Puzzlemaker

https://puzzlemaker.discoveryeducation.com/

Google Tools for Art

https://www.techlearning.com/news/google-tools-and-activities-for-art-education

Kimstudies

English Language Resources

“Syftet med Kimstudies är att inspirera lärare till god undervisning och elever till att vilja lära sig mer engelska genom att goda exempel på undervisningsmaterial görs lättillgängligt.”

https://www.kimstudies.com/

Web Spotlight: 

Fighting Inequality Through Softball: Maya Women Make a League of Their Own

Oh, this is delightful: a short documentary about a group of Mayan women in the tiny town of Hondzonot in the Yucatan peninsula who formed a softball team called Las Diablillas (Little Devils).

https://kottke.org/23/08/maya-women-make-a-league-of-their-own

How Do Kids View Themselves? This Survey Shares the Answers

More than 80 percent of kids surveyed feel they can make a difference in their communities.

https://www.edsurge.com/news/2023-09-07-how-do-kids-view-themselves-this-survey-shares-the-answers

AXIS:  The Culture Translator

What TikTok Did 

What it is: The legacy of TikTok may be the total implosion of social media—or at least a marked, permanent difference in the way people use it, argues Kate Lindsay in The Guardian.  It’s contributing to another phenomenon, called “ghost watching,” where thousands of users passively consume social media content and nobody who isn’t an influencer already wants to post anything on Meta-owned apps.  

Not So Fast

What it is: Newly published data from the Pew Research Center suggests that the majority of Americans see job satisfaction and close friends—not marriage and family—as the essential elements of a fulfilling life.  

Sweden Brings More Books and Handwriting Back to the Classroom

“As children across Sweden have recently flocked back to school after the summer vacation, many of their teachers are putting a new emphasis on printed books, quiet reading hours, and practicing handwriting as the country’s yearslong focus on the digital.”

Random Thoughts . . .  

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