MSM 272:  POST! You gotta fix that. Oh, and get me engaged (not that way).

Presented in collaboration with the Association for Middle Level Education.

Jokes You Can Use:

During training exercises, the Lieutenant driving down a

muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud

with a red-faced colonel at the wheel.

 

“Your jeep stuck, sir?” asked the Lieutenant as he pulled

 

“Nope,” replied the Colonel, coming over and handing him

the keys, “Yours is.”

 

Little Johnny was not paying attention in class so the math teacher called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 5, 2, 28 and 40?” Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO, and Cartoon Network!”

 

Okay, so a Texan rancher comes upon a farmer from Maine. The Texan looks at the Mainer and asks, “Say, how much land you think you got here?” Mainer: ‘Bout 10 acres I’d say.” Texan (boasting): Well, on my lot, it takes me all day to drive completely around my property!” Mainer: “Yep, I got one of them trucks too.”

 

A man put in 10 puns for a pun contest, hoping that at least one of them would win. But sadly, no pun in ten did.

 

Wife: “How’d your doctor appointment go?

Husband: “Well, there’s good news and bad news. My blood pressure’s high and

I’m overweight. But, at the doctor’s suggestion, I’m going to take up golf!”

Wife: “And the good news?”

 

Advisory:

 

Birthday Celebrations Around the World

Warning, could give students some ideas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWLGvaeDAlU

 

Positive Messages

https://twitter.com/FHUPrincipal/status/453508594554531840/photo/1

 

Middle School Science Minute

byDave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

Place-Based Inquiry

I was recently reading the January, 2014 issue of Science Scope, a magazine written for Middle School Science Teachers, published by the National Science Teachers Association.  In this issue, I was reading the article, “Using Place-Based Inquiry to Inspire and Motivate Future Scientists,” written by Callin Switzer.

In this article, Callin explains the meaning of scientific inquiry and compares and contrasts place-based education and field-based education.

http://k12science.net/Podcast/Podcast/Entries/2014/2/7_Middle_School_Science_Minute-Place-Based_Inquiry.html

From the Twitterverse:

Karen McMillan ‏@McTeachA Visual Guide to The Use of Google Books for Researchhttp://zite.to/RxezeY  (Very helpful visuals)
iColorType ‏@iColorTypeWhy Should I Attend An EdTech Conference?http://buff.ly/1hUbmAP  #Edtech
Angela Maiers ‏@AngelaMaiersWhy Are There So Many Edcamp First Timers?http://ln.is/buff.ly/1sjI0  via@kristenswanson
KevinHodgson ‏@dogtraxDigital Poets! Web Tools, Apps, & Lesson Ideashttp://flip.it/Eb9HJ
Scott McLeod ‏@mcleod“Prepare for compliance.” Gotta love the heavy hand of government…pic.twitter.com/07gYzFbo3p
Caroline Lucas ‏@CarolineLucasRT@SirKenRobinson: You can’t improve education by alienating teachers < wishing#NUT14 a great#Brighton conferencepic.twitter.com/i1q3jd1FY5
Todd Bloch ‏@blocht574Twitter can be the teachers help desk to everything when used correctly!#NT2t#mschat
Chad Lehman ‏@imcguyClass Tech Tips: 23 Virtual Tools for Tablets (all free!)http://buff.ly/1hVvClx
Dan Callahan ‏@dancallahanHow Should Learning Teams Choose Essential Outcomes? (Via@plugusin)#bpschathttp://www.teachingquality.org/content/how-should-learning-teams-choose-essential-outcomeshow-should-learning-teams-choose …
British Pathé ‏@BritishPatheWe’re pleased to announce the uploading of 85,000 films to YouTube. View and share here:http://www.youtube.com/user/britishpathe …pic.twitter.com/3xOvgAgTrD
Teacher ‏@Primary_EdRT@willrich45: The irony of “personalized” learning is that it gets every child to meet “standardized” outcomes.#edtech#edchat#satchat
Kevin Cummins ‏@edgalaxy_comHundreds of creative writing ideas for teachershttp://brev.is/Xom3
#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!”

 

Strategies:

 

BookTrack Classroom

Create texts for your students. The texts can include sounds. This could be a reading of the book or background music.

http://cdn.booktrack.com/education-studio/index.html#!/

 

Teaching Academic Content and Literacy to English Learners in Elementary and Middle School

This practice guide provides four recommendations that address what works for English learners during reading and content area instruction. Each recommendation includes extensive examples of activities that can be used to support students as they build the language and literacy skills needed to be successful in school. The recommendations also summarize and rate supporting evidence. This guide is geared toward teachers, administrators, and other educators who want to improve instruction in academic content and literacy for English learners in elementary and middle school.

http://ies.ed.gov/ncee/wwc/PracticeGuide.aspx?sid=19

Resources:

Why Doesn’t America Read Anymore?

NPR had a terrific April fool’s joke.

http://www.npr.org/2014/04/01/297690717/why-doesnt-america-read-anymore

Web Spotlight:

More Than Half of Students ‘Engaged’ in School, Says Poll

Students who strongly agree that they have at least one teacher who makes them “feel excited about the future” and that their school is “committed to building the strengths of each student” are 30 times more likely than students who strongly disagree with those statements to show other signs of engagement in the classroom—a key predictor of academic success, according to a report released Wednesday by Gallup Education.

 

http://www.edweek.org/ew/articles/2014/04/09/28gallup.h33.html?cmp=ENL-EU-NEWS1

Random Thoughts . . .

Personal Web Site

 

MSM 271: Nerds, Saving Money, Put it on Paper

Presented in collaboration with the Association for Middle Level Education.

Jokes You Can Use:

Job Interview Question

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

 

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.

 

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?

 

Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

 

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.

A woman with a headache went to her medicine cabinet to find a bottle of Advil. She did as the bottle said; take two and keep away from children. Soon her headache went away!

Q: Where do cows go on Fridays?

A: To the Moooovies

 

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse?

The Codfather.

Eileen Award:

  • Twitter:  Sandra Martin, Carina Soto, Kaley Katherine, Duncan Gunstone

 

Advisory:

Wil Wheaton’s Response to being called a nerd

Wil Wheaton explains to a girl how to handle being called a nerd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04WJEEb33CY#t=48

Body Language

Body language affects how others see us, but it may also change how we see ourselves. Social psychologist Amy Cuddy shows how “power posing” — standing in a posture of confidence, even when we don’t feel confident — can affect testosterone and cortisol levels in the brain, and might even have an impact on our chances for success.

http://www.ted.com/talks/amy_cuddy_your_body_language_shapes_who_you_are#t-11094

 

Dining

http://twentytwowords.com/barbarian-eating-different-countries-around-world-7-pics/

Middle School Science Minute

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

MIDDLE SCHOOL SCIENCE MINUTE-STORY ASSESSMENTS

I was recently reading the January, 2014 issue of Science Scope, a magazine written for Middle School Science Teachers, published by the National Science Teachers Association.  In this issue, I was reading the article, “Every Assessment Tells a Story,” written by Fred Ende.

In this article, Fred shares his design of Story Assessments as a form of evaluation design.  His purpose for designing Story Assessments was to reduce student anxiety.

 

http://k12science.net/Podcast/Podcast/Entries/2014/3/17_Middle_School_Science_Minute-Place-Famous_Scientists.html

From the Twitterverse:

* Marc Prensky ‏@marcprensky

Don’t just use technology to do old things in new ways—use technology to do new things!

* Tobie Taylor Jones ‏@tobiemichele

“It is my belief that as a part of my professional growth plan, I am perpetually in beta.” ~ @datruss Love this!!! #lifelonglearner

* Sue Gorman ‏@sjgorman

Common Core & Ed Tech: More iPad Creativity Tools! http://www.ccedtech.com/2014/04/more-ipad-creativity-tools.html?spref=tw … #ccss #ipaded #wiedu

* Karen McMillan ‏@McTeach

The Science of Memory (and 4 Uncommon Ways to Enhance It) http://zite.to/1ho7jGw  (Fascinating stuff about the brain!)

* Scott Newcomb ‏@SNewco 29m

iPad Apps Separated by Subject Area #edcampmetrodc #edcamppgh #edchat

* Android Central ‏@androidcentral 54m

Best Android Apps for March 2014 http://phon.es/445o  #android

* Youhadonejob ‏@_youhadonejob

I’m not sure Disney has got a grasp on the concept of pirates. pic.twitter.com/HCc3AkJNwZEmbedded image permalink

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!”

 

Strategies:

14-Year-Old Proves U.S. Can Save $370 Million by Changing Fonts

Changing the standard typeface used by federal and state governments could save the United States roughly $370 million a year in ink costs, according to a peer-reviewed study by Suvir Mirchandani. The best part of the story? Mirchandani is just 14 years old.

It all started when Mirchandani, a student at Dorseyville Middle School near Pittsburgh, Pa., noticed that he was getting a lot more printed handouts in class than he used to in elementary school. He wondered how wasteful it was, and then discovered just how expensive ink is. At up to $75 an ounce, he points out, it’s twice as expensive as Chanel No. 5 perfume.

http://mashable.com/2014/03/28/save-money-change-fonts/

Want to encourage your students?:

http://www.emerginginvestigators.org/

Resources:

Paper

Create all types of graph paper to print or use as a background for Interactive Whiteboards, presentations, etc.

http://incompetech.com/graphpaper/

OR

http://gridzzly.com/

 

Lingua.ly

  1. Learn

  2. Practice

  3. Read

One free way to learn a new language. There is now a mobile app. Did I mention that it is free?

http://lingua.ly/

Comics in Education

Great resource that is all about using comics in education.

http://www.comicsineducation.com/

 

Scrawlar

Web based whiteboard. No registration required. No app or plugin required. Teacher creates class accounts.

http://www.scrawlar.com/

My Slide Rule

Upgrade your skills. Grow in your career.

Find MOOC’s that will help you grow.

http://www.mysliderule.com/

Web Spotlight:

 

Random Thoughts . . .

Personal Web Site