MSM 533: If You Swing a Cursor, You’ll Hit an Assignment . . .

Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about Wordle, subs, trying to throw the teacher under the bus, and more. Dave talks about the challenges of science teaching with all that is going on. 

Jokes:  






What happens if a psychic gets amnesia?

  • Do they forget things that haven’t happened yet?

I got a new calendar for this year. Someone ripped out the 5th month. 

  • I’m dismayed. 

Most orchestra’s are just 1800’s cover bands. 


I got fired from the watch factory. 

  • The Boss saw me making faces.

Singing in the shower is fun….until it becomes a soap opera. 


Is it just me or are circles pointless?


Poop jokes aren’t my favorite, but they’re a strong number two. 


Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

Science Teaching Challenges

I was recently reading the January/February 2022 issue of “Science Scope” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.  In this issue, I read the “Editor’s Desk” written by Patty McGinnis.   She wrote an article entitled “Science Teaching Challenges.”

The pandemic has been extremely challenging in ways that could never have been anticipated.  How do teachers keep emotionally healthy, given the tremendous stress that they are under?

http://k12science.net/science-teaching-challenges/

Reports from the Front Lines

  • And Here’s The Logs
  • Subs

The Twitterverse  

𝗧𝗖𝗘𝗔 #TCEA22  @TCEA

Social Emotional Art Choice Board _______  @msavasartroom  #teaching #sel #art #edutwitter

Typical EduCelebrity   @EduCelebrity

Wordle 219 1/6 

English teachers: If your student’s Wordles don’t look like this on a daily basis, then you don’t belong in this profession.

Obe Hostetter

https://nerdlegame.com (Math version of Wordle). It can be challenging…. An easier math version is   Ooodle https://mathszone.co.uk/resources/grid/ooodle/  #wordle #math #brainteasers

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!” 

Strategies:  

Why Wordle Works, According to Desmos Lesson Developers

  • Failure is expected.
  • Effective feedback.
  • Different routes to the same answer.
  • Your learning results in a product you can share.
  • It’s social.

Something crucial IMO is that you can’t get behind in Wordle. Just like you can’t binge on Wordle games, you can’t develop a backlog of Wordle games either. “I should really catch up on Wordle,” is something no one has said, which may make it feel easier to pick it back up.

https://danmeyer.substack.com/p/why-wordle-works-according-to-desmos#annotations:uKqUEIB1EeybimvsI2kwPw

Resources:  

Wordle Inspired Games

“Wordle has inspired the creation of many other grid-based word and number games. I’m listing some that teachers might like to offer students. If you have a suggestion, please leave it in a comment.”

https://learninginhand.com/blog/wordle-games-for-the-classroom#annotations%3AUXk74H3uEey8t9v4vZ4U9A=

Apple Personal Safety Guide

Interesting and useful tips. 

Bark

https://www.bark.us/

Web Spotlight:

Fake You

I got mixed results on this. 

https://fakeyou.com/

The Importance of ELL Strategies – Immersion (Moises in Math Class)

Using untrained child actors from public schools in the San Francisco Bay Area, “Immersion” plunges its audience into the visceral experience of a child who cannot understand his teacher. The film puts a human face on the debate about the education of English Language Learners.

http://www.immersionfilm.com/ 

Slang of the Week

Unalive myself/yourself: tongue-in-cheek way of talking about dying by suicide; sometimes used as a way to evade cyberbullying filters on social media sites that would block suicide content. (Ex: “There was no way I was going to pass the chem test today but we got three extra days to study so I don’t have to unalive myself just yet.”)

Random Thoughts . . .  

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MSM 532: Testing Waltz . . . The Warm-Up to the Ballet

Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about the rest of the school year. Dave addresses safety in Science. 

Jokes:  

What do you call a dancing cow?

  • A milkshake

What do elves learn in school?

  • The elf a bet

What kind of games do kids play if they can’t play video games?

  • Bored games

How come clownfish isn’t a popular dinner item?

  • It tastes funny

If you use UTC time, this year we’ll see:

  • 2/22/22 22:22:22



You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. 

  • You need a parachute to go skydiving twice. 

I was going to have alligator for dinner. 

  • Then I realized that all I have is a croc pot. 

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

Seven Teacher Tips to Create a Culture of Science Safety

I was recently reading the October 20, 2021 NSTA Blog, hosted by the National Science Teaching Association.  This blog was entitled, “Creating a Culture of Science Safety: 7 Teacher Tips for This Fall (and Beyond),” written by Mike Marvel.

The seven tips that follow will help ensure safe lab practices year-round while helping educators establish a science culture rooted in safety:

1.  Discuss risks

2.  Conduct research

3.  Never add methanol to a burning flame

4.  Inspect equipment

5.  Use a safety contract

6.  Provide frequent reminders

7.  Build student confidence

http://k12science.net/seven-teacher-tips-to-create-a-culture-of-science-safety/

Reports from the Front Lines

  • Getting back to “normal”?
  • Prepping for next year
  • Semester End
  • Getting in your own professional development.  

The Twitterverse  

Andrea @teachbk

I really dislike how meetings about my job keep me from doing my job

Typical EduCelebrity @EduCelebrity

If your car is the last one in the school parking lot, then you’re not a good teacher despite what you think. Good teachers don’t have cars because they live their whole adult life in the classroom. While you’re going home, they’re already at home! Stop flattering yourself.

Mike @mikekaechele

How evaluations make me a worse teacher. http://michaelkaechele.com/how-evaluations-make-me-a-worse-teacher/

#sel  https://t.co/FWDET1uTkR  

Peggy George  @pgeorge

Paper Bobsled: STE(A)M Olympics-Related Lesson https://usergeneratededucation.wordpress.com/2022/01/18/paper-bobsled-steam-olympics-related-lesson/ via  @jackiegerstein

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!” 

Strategies:  

Breaking the Plane

All of sudden, Doug Lemov’s phrase, “Breaking The Plane,” came to me. It’s the catchy term he uses to describe the age-old teacher move of not staying in front of the class and, instead, moving around the room(you can read his piece, What is ‘Breaking the Plane’?, which is on The Best Posts On Classroom Management list).

https://larryferlazzo.edublogs.org/2022/01/20/a-look-back-remembering-breaking-the-plane-solved-my-classroom-problems-this-week/

All You Need to Select and Use Mentor Texts

Resources:  

Inside the Mind of A Master Procrastinator

Tim Urban knows that procrastination doesn’t make sense, but he’s never been able to shake his habit of waiting until the last minute to get things done. In this hilarious and insightful talk, Urban takes us on a journey through YouTube binges, Wikipedia rabbit holes and bouts of staring out the window — and encourages us to think harder about what we’re really procrastinating on, before we run out of time.

Slang of the Week (from Axis, The Culture Translator) 

Iykyk: “If you know, you know,” referring to a niche interest or an inside joke. (Ex: “We always order our burgers animal style. Iykyk.”)

Web Spotlight:

PROOF POINTS: Combining remote and in-person learning led to chaos, study finds

Color Palette

https://coolors.co/

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MSM 530: I’ve Been To China, No TikTok for Me

Summary:

Troy and Shawn talk about coffee, how to help students study, and much more. Dave goes all nuclear with RadioChemists. 

Jokes:  



Remember when air was free at the Gas station. It now costs $1.50. Know why?

  • Inflation

My friend got thrown out of a park for arranging the squirrels by height. 

  • Turns out they didn’t like “critter sizing”

Falcons live 12-15 years. This means that all falcons were born in the 21st Century. Which in turn means that all Falcons are…..

  • Millennial Falcons

The Doctor wasn’t sure if I had poison ivy or shingles, so I asked her to make a rash decision. 


They’ve invented a thought-controlled air freshener. It makes scents if you think about it. 


What do you call Santa when he’s poor? 

  • Saint Nickel-less

What fruit is impossible to eat just one of?

  • A pear

My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working. I got frustrated and threw it in the lake. 

  • It’s syncing now…

A truck carrying Vicks vapor rub overturned on the highway. Fortunately, no one was hurt. 

  • Amazingly there was no congestion for hours.

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

RadioChemists

I was recently reading the November/December 2021 issue of “The Science Teacher” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association.  In this issue, I read the section, “Career of the Month” which featured an article on Radiochemistry.  It was written by Luba Vangelova. 

Radiochemists study radiation from an atomic and molecular perspective and find ways to harness the power of radioactive chemical reactions.  The radiochemist featured is Catherine Riddle, senior research scientist, at the Idaho National Laboratory.

http://k12science.net/radiochemist/

Reports from the Front Lines

The Twitterverse  

Typical EduCelebrity   @EduCelebrity

Hackers: We have taken control of your gradebooks, lesson objectives, and Zoom codes. If you pay us a ransom in Bitcoin, we will give you access back. 

Teachers: Keep it. It’s all yours.  

Typical EduCelebrity   @EduCelebrity

Stop saying that the vaccine has not been tested enough. If it had any more testing, it would be a state assessment.  

Typical EduCelebrity   @EduCelebrity

Admin: Don’t give busy work to students. 

Also Admin: Submit lesson plans, attendance logs, parent phone call records, 3 copies of your grade book, two truths and a lie, 3 suggestions we’ll ignore, and all PLC meeting summaries. Don’t do this during your 4 assigned office hours.

Typical EduCelebrity  @EduCelebrity

If your school’s arranging your vaccine, expect an inservice first: Icebreaker: If you could be a side effect, which one? Presentation: Mindful Antibodies; Rigorous Immunity Activity: Post a selfie with your vaccine card. Stick a Post-It on a colleague’s pic that you like.  

Hart Wilson @riverside_hart

This was so fun, let’s see how you like my Assignment FAQs! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gJ5wrUAXJKeODgbODxDi53QU9woVSsx6nnCCjCxF1aY/preview

#moodle@moodlefairy@Barefootbreeze@photuris5@MisterHazen@VertalerJoost

All of our documentation here https://inside.sou.edu/catl/moodle-how-tos.html by the way. 

Hart Wilson @riverside_hart

Calling all Moodlers! I’ve assembled a list of my favorite hacks for Moodling (also known as the lazy woman’s guide to Moodle!). I’d love to hear what you think and what I’ve left out. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uSysWcOLny6PWw4WAnRZVroURQRhTp3AphNnuyiEDDg/edit?usp=sharing   #Moodle @moodlefairy @Barefootbreeze @photuris5 @MisterHazen

#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time.  And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!” 

Strategies:  

Retrieval as Communication

Probably the question I’m asked most is, How should I study for my exams? which is a fantastic question to ask.

Resources:  

Parents’ Ultimate Guide to TikTok

https://www.commonsensemedia.org/blog/parents-ultimate-guide-to-tiktok#annotations:3fmOTmGcEeyOODd7UxywJg

10 Most Significant Education Studies

It was a year of unprecedented hardship for teachers and school leaders. We pored through hundreds of studies to see if we could follow the trail of exactly what happened: The research revealed a complex portrait of a grueling year during which persistent issues of burnout and mental and physical health impacted millions of educators. Meanwhile, many of the old debates continued: Does paper beat digital? Is project-based learning as effective as direct instruction? How do you define what a “good” school is?

https://www.edutopia.org/article/10-most-significant-education-studies-2021#annotations:VWV6FmAvEeyVEy_LEqn7tA

The Culture Translator’s Top Trends of 2021

  • The Great Resignation/#Antiwork
  • Manifesting/Shifting
  • Climate Change Anxiety
  • Squid Game
  • Vaccine Mandates
  • Mental Health Crisis
  • Metaverse

Web Spotlight:

52 things I learned in 2021

45 Creative Tricks That Are Used To Film TV Commercials

https://whythese.com/tvtricks/#annotations:Cdj4clw2Eeya2m9pnWeJdA

Non-Newtonian Fluid Dubstep

Random Thoughts . . .  

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