MSM 483: Straight to Lazy . . .

Jokes:  


Whenever Tom Cruise is driving, his car is always on “Cruise Control”.


What do birds say on Halloween?

  • Trick or Tweet

Geology rocks!


Geography is where it’s at


We all know that Halloween is Dracula’s favorite holiday. But what’s Dracula’s second favorite holiday?

– Fangs-giving



I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day. 

  • I knew it would come back to haunt me. 

Why did the witch turn someone into a road? 

  • Forgot to use spell check. 

Why did the Cowboy adopt the Dachshund?

  • He wanted to get a long, little doggie

I have a chicken proof lawn. 

  • Yep, it’s impeccable

What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?

  • Trombone

Back in his day, Samuel Morse was considered to be….

  • A dashing young man

If Watson isn’t the most famous Doctor, then Who is. 


Pre means before.

Post means after.

To use both of them together would be…

  • Preposterous

There is only one thing that scares me about Halloween. 

Shawn says: Which is…

Exactly. 


My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. 

The second time let me down. 

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

Middle School Science Minute: The New Normal

I was recently reading the September/October 2020 issue of “Science Teacher” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association. 

In this issue, I read the “Current Science Classroom“ column written by Chris Anderson.  Her article was entitled “The New Normal.”

What can we do, as educators, in the face of the worst pandemic in the last 100 years.? It can seem like an insurmountable problem, but in this podcast we share six things that are within our control that can have a positive impact on our school and community.

AND, A SPECIAL “Happy Birthday” to the one and only, the fantastic, Mr. Dave Bydlowski. 

Reports from the Front Lines

  • Normalcy setting in?
    • Reading
    • Calendar/Planners/Organization
  • Will this be permanent?
  • Schools moving back to virtual

The Twitterverse

Typical EduCelebrity  @EduCelebrity

Is there a cure for the condition that renders students incapable of seeing an assignment posted online until a zero is posted as their grade?  

Phyllis Fagell, LCPC  @Pfagell

This 7th grader’s response to the question: “What do you think is the biggest challenge for middle schoolers right now, during the pandemic?” is Exhibit A of why I love middle schoolers so much.

NJAMLE  @NJAMLE

Middle School Mini-Conference (via http://smore.com) https://smore.com/q3g1y Brought to you by your friends @NJAMLE. We celebrate you the Middle School educator and your consistent grit and resilience. Join us for this live virtual event. #becauseyoudeserveit #njed @AMLE

Nick LaFave  @NFLaFave

Happy Halloween! The EdTech Graveyard: a page to remember EdTech tools that have passed away and provide suggested alternatives to help as you mourn your loss. https://buff.ly/2PA3evA #EdTech #HappyHalloween    #HappyHalloween2020 

Don’t forget #mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm!  Todd Bloch will have a topic all ready to go and another great discussion will ensue.  

Strategies:  

20 juicy questions to ask students (#5 will REALLY get them talking!)

https://ditchthattextbook.com/juicy-questions/#annotations:hGaeWBYgEeukDeMN8dPRKg

Resources:

IDA Treaties Explorer

While treaties between Indigenous peoples and the United States affect virtually every area in the USA, there is as yet no official list of all the treaties. The US National Archives holds 374 of the treaties, where they are known as the Ratified Indian Treaties. Here you can view them for the first time with key historic works that provide context to the agreements made and the histories of our shared lands.

https://digitreaties.org/

Web Spotlight:  

Random Thoughts . . .  

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MSM 482: Kitchen Culture

Jokes:  



How can a room full of married people be empty? 

  • There’s not a single person there. 

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

  • Dayscare Centers

I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year. 

  • Now, I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

What would Spiderman do if he wasn’t a hero?

  • Web Design

You know I really like potato puns. 

  • I guess you could say that I find them apeeling. 

Did you hear about the guy who retired from the cloning lab? 

  • He doesn’t know what to do with himself.

Did you hear about the guy who was hit by a truck carrying Omega 3 pills?

  • He’s fine. He only sustained super fish oil injuries. 



I have a friend who composes songs about sewing machines. 

  • He’s a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams. 

A lumberjack went in to a magical forest to cut down a tree. Upon arrival, he pulled out his ax, started to take aim at a tree, when the tree shouted, “Wait, I’m a talking tree!”

The lumberjacked smiled and replied, “And you will dialogue.”


Why do the French like snails? 

  • They disdain fast food. 

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

Middle School Science Minute: Online Educator

I was recently reading the September/October 2020 issue of “Science Teacher” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association. 

In this issue, I read the “Career of the Month“ column written by Luba Vangelova.  Her article was entitled “Online Science Educator.”

Online educators present courses on a broad range of topics, to children or adults.  Course lengths and formats vary too-they can be live or asynchronous, interactive or lecture-based, or any combination thereof.  Julia Brodsky is one of these online science Educator and teaches astrobiology to elementary and middle school students.  She teaches world-wide while located in Rockville, Maryland.

Reports from the Front Lines

  • Settling in?
  • Exhaustion? 
  • How do we establish a classroom culture with parents in the kitchen?  
    • “I gotta go . . . “  

The Twitterverse

Katelynn Giordano  @kngiordano

Want a good icebreaker that isn’t awkward, personal, or puts kids on the spot? Give ‘em a riddle. Watch them start talking, collaborating, and listening to each other. Works every time. Here’s a favorite of mine.  

https://ed.ted.com/lessons/can-you-solve-einstein-s-riddle-dan-van-der-vieren

John Meehan @MeehanEDU

Played #AmongUs with a group of my students in 5th period study hall today. OFF. THE. CHARTS. engagement! Then we debriefed: Bluffing. Arguing. Defending. Plotting. Deduction & logic. What a perfect game for our current unit on rhetoric, argument, and the power of persuasion!

TeacherGoals @teachergoals

What would you put in the trap to catch a teacher?

J Mosley @Jmosley_history

Handed out the first “Retrieve It! Implement it!” homeworks for year 10 today. Students answer factual recall questions and then try using those facts in some related written work. Plan to use it to see if they understand the facts they can recall and use it correctly.  

Eric Curts @ericcurts

Video Series: How to Use Google Hangouts Meet https://controlaltachieve.com/2020/03/meet-videos.html… #GSuiteEDU #ControlAltAchieve

Don’t foget #MSCHAT every Thursday at 8:00 pm EST!  

Strategies:  

Anki

Anki is a program which makes remembering things easy. Because it’s a lot more efficient than traditional study methods, you can either greatly decrease your time spent studying, or greatly increase the amount you learn.

Anyone who needs to remember things in their daily life can benefit from Anki. Since it is content-agnostic and supports images, audio, videos and scientific markup (via LaTeX), the possibilities are endless.

For example:

  • Learning a language
  • Studying for medical and law exams
  • Memorizing people’s names and faces
  • Brushing up on geography
  • Mastering long poems
  • Even practicing guitar chords!

Only practice the material that you’re about to forget.

https://apps.ankiweb.net/

Resources:

How Are American Teachers Doing, Really?  

https://www.forbes.com/sites/petergreene/2020/10/11/how-are-american-teachers-doing-really/?fbclid=IwAR0XsVJGshSCXTaaaFQjfNt57OrcsnuaOXIa056Sv994gGkAfLmZeevFJrs#70f2b80c79fd

Armistice Day

Lots of great interviews and resources. Great for social studies, but also English. Develop critical thinking of students with historical information. 

https://armistice-day.bbcrewind.co.uk/#/

Web Spotlight:  

Factitious

Games to practice fact versus fiction. 

http://factitious.augamestudio.com/#/

Spot the Troll

Welcome, real human

A troll is a fake social media account, often created to spread misleading information.

Each of the following 8 profiles include a brief selection of posts from a single social media account. You decide if each is an authentic account or a professional troll. After each profile, you’ll review the signs that can help you determine if it’s a troll or not.

Click Profile 1 to get started, or visit the sections below to learn more.

https://spotthetroll.org/start#annotations:FZXCChV8Eeuct5tGrP_pDw

Bad News

From fake news to chaos! How bad are you? Get as many followers as you can.

https://www.getbadnews.com/#intro

Random Thoughts . . .  

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MSM 481: Things That I Don’t Talk About with The Other 7th Grade Teachers

Jokes:  

How is doing laundry like being our first Constitutional president?

  • We are Washing-a-ton

I wasn’t able to make an appointment at the Library. 

  • They were completely booked

No matter how much you push the envelope…

  • It’s still stationery

In order to drive an Electric car, do you need a current license?




Remember the legend of the sword in the stone. Why could only the true king remove it, and no one else?

  • They didn’t  have arthurization

I  have some racing Geese for sale. 

  • Anyone want a quick gander?


I have a friend who is just starting a new relationship. She asked him how he felt about pet names. He responded: 

  • Well, you have to call them something. 

Did you hear about the Dad who got a new tattoo? He got a thermos. 

  • Yep, don’t touch the thermos tat

I got thrown out of the Mime Club yesterday…

  • Must’ve been something I said. 

I lost my voice this week. 

  • I can’t tell you how annoying it is.

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

Middle School Science Minute: Science and Art

I was recently reading the July/August, 2020 issue of “Science and Children” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association. 

In this issue, I read the “Science 101“ column written by Matt Bobrowsky.  His article was entitled “What’s a Fun Activity that Combines Science with Art?”

There are many connections between science and art, and one of the easiest to investigate, in school or at home, has to do with color.  The investigation works with coffee filter strips labeled with a black marker.  The coffee filters are then placed in water and the colors from the marker separate in the filter paper.  This investigation lets us see that there are different colors in a substance, such as tree leaves, which turn different colors in the fall.

Reports from the Front Lines

  • Reading the Directions 
  • Research Papers
  • Rick Rolling every student upon success
  • Parent Conferences
  • Is this getting “easier”?

The Twitterverse  

Pernille Ripp  @pernilleripp

I refuse to work all weekend, I will, however, be ready for Monday and that is going to be good enough. My family needs to come before work now.

Tyler Rablin  @Mr_Rablin

I can’t remember who shared this idea on here, but THANK YOU to whoever gave me this idea. Our staff are sending anonymous notes to people to thank them and notice them. I’m loving it. Staff fill out a form, Autocrat makes a certificate, and emails go out. Simple but huge.

DuckDuckGo  @DuckDuckGo

This quick course from @EFF teaches you how to protect your privacy on social media. It covers: • Identifying what info to protect & changes to make to do so • The various ways commonly used social media platforms describe important privacy settings  https://sec.eff.org/topics/locking-down-social-media/beginning  

Dr. John Spencer  @spencerideas

The Roadmap for Collaborative Projects  https://t.co/zWR3VRiUgn?amp=1  

MindShift @MindShiftKQED

Who’s feeling stressed?

Here are ten things you can do that may help. Sketchnote via @Haypsych

Web Spotlight:  

How US schools punish Black kids | 2020 Election

Random Thoughts . . .  

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MSM 480: Now when you hear the creaking, it’s just my bones!

Jokes:  


What is muffins spelled backwards? 

  • What you do when the muffins come out of the oven


I attempted to exercise this morning.

  • Didn’t work out

So I ate some Skinny pop, that didn’t work out either.


How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

  • With a pumpkin patch


There once was a king who was only 12 inches tall. 

  • He was a horrible king, but a great ruler. 

I tripped on a snare drum and hit my head.

  • I may have a percussion

Kid runs in the room, “I mustache ask you a question, but I’ll shave it for later”


How does Mr. Miyagi eat his Babybel?

Middle School Science Minute  

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or davidbydlowski@mac.com)

Middle School Science Minute: Citizen Scientists

 I was recently reading the July/August, 2020 issue of “Science and Children” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association. 

In this issue, I read the “Methods and Strategies “ column written by Meredith Hayes, P. Sean Smith, and W. Robert Midden.  Their article was entitled “Students as Citizen Scientists.”

Citizen Science involves individuals who are not professional scientists in authentic scientific endeavors, typically in collaboration with or supervised by professional scientists or scientific institutions.  

Increasingly, Citizen Science is making its way into schools and into science classes in particular.

Reports from the Front Lines

  • Classroom culture:  establishing patterns and rhythms in the schedule.  
  • “Hi Mr. McGirr!  I’m in class from . . . “
    • On my way to Mt. Rushmore!  
    • The back seat of our new family car!  
  • Google Meet 
    • Student Interlopers
      • Students being able to keep the teacher from hearing their conversations in class.  
    • These kids have bonded, They are my kids.
    • From learning to scroll to advanced features
    • Kids being used to what is happening – moderating their own learning
    • H5P
      • Dictation
    • Talk to the Kids – online vs in room
      • Pragmatics

    The Twitterverse

    MBL @skiandsurf1964

    Ss did research on the French and Indian War and completed this activity “Caption This”. Impressed with Ss creativity, some blended both humor & history. This S took it to another level and wrote in French.  

    Fixing Education  @FixingEducation

    Maybe we should have potato chip companies determine class sizes in classrooms.

    Image

    Rjoseph852 @rjoseph852·Oct 7

    Let’s reach and teach, not test! The Lost Year Fallacy https://teacherinastrangeland.blog/2020/10/07/the-lost-year-fallacy/… via @nancyflanagan @pepinosuave @blocht574 @pr05bps @pamlpugh   

    @casandraulbrich @ncte @mieducation @BirminghamPS @TheJLV

    https://t.co/bLGHSUwBAI?amp=1

    Resources:

    Together, Apart, and “Among Us” 

    What it is: Among Us, a 2018 murder mystery game set in space, is attracting millions of new players.

    Why it’s lonely quaranteen bait: Among Us didn’t get a lot of buzz in the US when it was first released, but was featured recently by a few prominent Twitch gamers and is now experiencing a meteoric surge in popularity. The premise of Among Us is similar to any “murder mystery”: Players have to find a randomly assigned “killer,” while the “killer” (who is also a player) bluffs their way out of being found out. The game is rated “E” and none of the “murdery” elements are very graphic in nature, but the game is suspenseful and intense as players test their skills of strategy and social awareness. With teens missing complex peer interactions, it makes sense that this game hits a bit different in 2020. And with a promised sequel now canceled to focus on improving the existing gameplay, more teens will probably be hopping on soon.  – From The Culture Translator – Axis.org  

    Online Thinking Routines

    Project Zero at Harvard’s Graduate School of Education has created a collection of Core Thinking Routines as part of their Visible Thinking Project. 

    Web Spotlight:  

    These Are Words Scholars Should No Longer Use to Describe Slavery and the Civil War

    Let’s face it: a new generation of scholarship has changed the way we understand American history, particularly slavery, capitalism, and the Civil War. Our language should change as well. 

    We no longer call the Civil War “The War Between the States,” nor do we refer to women’s rights activists as “suffragettes,” nor do we call African-Americans “Negroes.” Language has changed before, and I propose that it should change again.

     …he rejects “plantations” (a term pregnant with false memory and romantic myths) in favor of “labor camps”; instead of “slave-owners” (which seems to legitimate and rationalize the ownership of human beings), he uses “enslavers.”

     Specifically, let us drop the word “Union” when describing the United States side of the conflagration, as in “Union troops” versus “Confederate troops.” Instead of “Union,” we should say “United States.” By employing “Union” instead of “United States,” we are indirectly supporting the Confederate view of secession wherein the nation of the United States collapsed, having been built on a “sandy foundation” (according to rebel Vice President Alexander Stephens).

     The dichotomy of “Union v. Confederacy” is no longer acceptable language; its usage lends credibility to the Confederate experiment and undermines the legitimacy of the United States as a political entity. The United States of America fought a brutal war against a highly organized and fiercely determined rebellion – it did not stop functioning or morph into something different. We can continue to debate the nature and existence of Confederate “nationalism,” but that discussion should not affect how we label the United States during the war.

    http://historynewsnetwork.org/article/160266

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