What do you call stealing someone’s coffee?
How come New Year’s Kissing is such a big thing?
- After all, it’s the first date.
Why don’t cats make Resolutions on New Year’s Eve?
- They are Purrfect.
Did you hear that Dracula passed out at Midnight on New Year’s Eve?
- There was a Count Down.
Why do people in Athens hate getting up early?
- Dawn is tough on Greece
I have a friend selling a George Foreman Grill and some Muhammad Ali DVDs.
- Pick up is easy, both boxed.
What do you call a wreath made with $100 bills?
- Aretha Franklins
I just saw an ad for a Radio for $1, volume stuck to the loudest setting.
- I’m thinking, I can’t turn that down.
I had a dream that I was getting attacked by a bike repeatedly.
- It was a vicious cycle.
Here’s a question for mind readers out there.
Middle School Science Minute
What a Year!
I was recently reading the November/December 2020 issue of “Science and Children” a publication of the National Science Teaching Association. In this issue, I read the “Editor’s Note” column written by Elizabeth Barrett-Zahn. Her article was entitled “What a Year.”
As we move toward the early winter of 2020 we look back at schools following a patchwork of face-to-face, hybrid, and virtual models of instruction. All teachers, at whatever grade-level, have been returned to their “rookie year” of teaching as they struggle to find ways to meet the needs of learners in their physical classrooms and on screens.
Reports from the Front Lines
- Happy New Year!
- Shawn gets an “Needs Improvement” for Napping
- Keeping up with the News/Educational Resources
- Feedly (RSS)
- Book Buying
Ira Glass on Storytelling
Ira Glass from This American Life talking about story telling. Part 3, On good taste and falling short. This is a wonderful episode on how we all go through phases where we know our work is not up to par, even though we are trying so hard to make it perfect. Keep doing your work, keep focused and don’t give up!
If you haven’t been part of the One Word Challenge by @JonGordon11
Larry Ferlazzo @Larryferlazzo
Eight Teaching Concerns I Have Going Into 2021 https://larryferlazzo.edublogs.org/2020/12/26/eig
#mschat every Thursday at 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time. And as Troy says, “The Twitter never stops!”
General Principles of Virtual Learning – Georgia State University
Key Factors in Virtual Learning:
- Intentionally organize the classroom.
- Scaffold the lesson with intentionality.
- Set up a single line of communication with parents and students.
- Post assignments in one place, one document.
Could we make the case for additional Encore classes in Social Studies?
Fordham Institute’s Longitudinal Study on Reading Comprehension:
- Elementary school students in the U.S. spend much more time on ELA than on any other subject.
- Increased instructional time in social studies—but not in ELA—is associated with improved reading ability.
- The students who benefit the most from additional social studies time are girls and those from lower-income and/or non-English-speaking homes.
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Instagram is like . . . Santa Claus???
Forget Santa or the Elf on the Shelf, a new lawsuit (paywall) claims that Instagram sees you when you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake. The app has been accused of using users’ cameras to collect their data even when they’re not logged in.
Random forest images and audio.
Black Out Poetry
Black Out Poetry is made by colouring over parts of an existing text, so that only selected words remain visible, creating a poem.
To use this tool, you can select a text from the samples, or paste your own text source into the custom text field. Your chosen text will appear in the large box to the right.
With your mouse or touchscreen, select the words from the text you want to keep, and, when you are ready, press the black out button.
If you want to save the result as an image, maybe to post to your social network of choice, scroll down and hit Render as image. You can then save the image directly to your device.